Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar? She heard that the drinks were on the house.

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common? You always hear about them but never see them.

What do most blondes get on an IQ test? Drool.

These two blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would have seen it ...

One day a blonde went to a sea food restaurant and saw the tank where they kept the lobsters. She took pity on these creatures and hid them in her purse. Later she went to the woods to set the poor animals free.

Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge? They are for those who don't drink!

What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? Humpme Dumpme.

What do you call eight blondes in a freezer? Frosted flakes

There was this blond who went into the hardware store. She was shopping around and a clerk walked up to her and asked if he could help her. She pointed to a thermos and said "What is that?"
The clerk responded "Its a Thermos and it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The blond said, "Wow, that is really a neat idea, I will take one of those."
The next day, the blond had her thermos sitting on her desk, very proud of her newfound convenience, when her boss walked by and asked, "Hey, what do you have there?"
The blond responded, "Oh, that's my Thermos. Isn't that neat? It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss says, "What do you have in there?"
The blond says, "Soup and ice cream..."

Q. Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A. Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

Q: What is the first thing a blonde learns when she takes driving lessons ?
A: You can also sit upright in a car.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a walrus?
A: One has whiskers and fishy flaps, and the other is a walrus.

Q: What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?
A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?
A: Her employer found out she was embezzling.

Q: Why are blondes like pianos?
A: When they aren't upright, they're grand.

Q: How is a blonde like peanut-butter?
A: They spread for the bread.

A tall, sexy blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a large loan, so the Blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce, parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. A bank employee drives the Rolls into the bank's secure, underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000, and the interest of $15.41. The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a millionaire. What puzzles us, is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The Blonde smiled and replied, "Where else in New York City can I park my car safely for $15.00?"

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