The Dungeon

Brooke and Tanya's Hall O' Gods Hotel!

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Welcome to the Dungeon! This is the basement of our hotel where we house the women we love to hate! Some women are just too damn lucky, so we've added this place to the hall to put these women where they belong! For now we're gonna limit this to women who are either involved with a GOD or have been in movies with 3 or more of them. Eventually we'll expand to encompass our extremely large list... For now, let the hissing begin!

Another note, because we're changing the H.o.G. so much obviously we'll have to release some of these women from the dungeon (but just remember that others will take their places, but please give me time!)

THE DUNGEON!

Sandra Bullock Keanu Reeves (Speed) Val Kilmer (Prince of Egypt) Harry Connick Jr. (Hope Floats) Matthew McConaughey (sometimes girlfriend/A Time to Kill/Making Sandwiches)	Drew Barrymore Val Kilmer (Batman Forever) Keanu Reeves (Babes in Toyland) Noah Wyle (Donnie Darko) Matthew McConaughey (Boys on the Side)	Juliette Lewis Brad Pitt (ex-fiancee/Too Young to Die/Kalifornia) David Duchovny (Kalifornia) Noah Wyle (Crooked Hearts) Johnny Depp (What's Eating Gilbert Grape)	Winona Ryder Johnny Depp (ex-fiancee/Edward Scissorhands) Brad Pitt (Being John Malkovich) Keanu Reeves (Dracula/A Scanner Darkly)	Nicole Kidman Val Kilmer (Batman Forever) Jude Law (Cold Mountain) Ewan McGregor (Moulin Rouge)
Alicia Silverstone Harry Connick Jr. (Excess Baggage) Brendan Fraser (Blast from the Past)	Ashley Judd Val Kilmer (Heat) Hugh Jackman (Someone Like You) Brendan Fraser (The Passion of Darkly Noon) Matthew McConaughey (A Time to Kill/Dexterity)	Kirsten Dunst Brad Pitt (Interview with the Vampire) Noah Wyle (E.R.) Keanu Reeves (Children Remember the Holocaust)	Afton Smith Brendan Fraser (wife September 27, 1998/George of the Jungle) Brad Pitt (Less Than Zero)	Cameron Diaz Keanu Reeves (Feeling Minnesota) Johnny Depp (Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas) Brad Pitt (Being John Malkovich) Colin Farrell (Minority Report)
Renée Zellweger Ewan McGregor (Down With Love) Jerry O'Connell (Jerry Maguire) Matthew McConaughey (Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre)	Uma Thurman Keanu Reeves (Even Cowgirls Get the Blues/Dangerous Liaisons) Jude Law (Gattaca)	Christina Ricci Johnny Depp (Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas/Sleepy Hollow/The Man Who Cried) Brendan Fraser (Now and Then)	Whoopie Goldberg Matthew McConaughey (Boys on the Side) Brendan Fraser (Monkeybone) Paolo Montalban (Cinderella)	Marisa Tomei David Duchovny (Chaplin) Keanu Reeves (The Watcher) Jude Law (Alfie)
Lisa Zane Heath Ledger (Roar) Noah Wyle (E.R.)	Cate Blanchett Orlando Bloom (Lord of the Rings 1,2&3) Colin Farrell (Veronica Guerin Keanu Reeves (The Gift) Jude Law (The Aviator/The Talented Mr. Ripley) Val Kilmer (The Missing)	Michelle Pfeiffer Val Kilmer (One Too Many/Prince of Egypt) Keanu Reeves (Dangerous Liaisons) Brad Pitt (Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas/Being John Malkovich)	Julia Stiles Brad Pitt (Devil's Own) Heath Ledger (10 Things I Hate About You) Jerry O'Connell (The 60's miniseries)	Sigourney Weaver David Duchovny (Working Girl) Harry Connick Jr. (Copy Cat)
Elisabeth Shue Brendan Fraser (20 Bucks) Val Kilmer (The Saint)	Carrie-Ann Moss Val Kilmer (The Red Planet) Keanu Reeves (The Matrix 1,2&3) Johnny Depp (Chocolat)	Charlize Theron Johnny Depp (The Astronaut's Wife) Keanu Reeves (Devil's Advocate/Sweet November)	Julianna Margulies Ethan Hawke (The Newton Boys) Matthew McConaughey (The Newton Boys) Noah Wyle (E.R.)	Rebecca De Mornay Noah Wyle (E.R.) Val Kilmer (Murders in the Rue Morgue)
Mimi Rogers David Duchovny (X-Files/Rapture) Nick Lea (X-Files)	Gwyneth Paltrow Brad Pitt (ex-fiancee 1997/Se7en) Jude Law (Sky Captain) Ewan McGregor (Emma)	Demi Moore Brendan Fraser (Now and Then) Noah Wyle (A Few Good Men)	Maria Bello Noah Wyle (E.R) Johnny Depp (Secret Window)	Keira Knightly Johnny Depp (Pirates of the Caribbean Orlando Bloom (Pirates of the Caribbean) Ewan McGregor (Star Wars: Episode 1)
Minnie Driver Brad Pitt (Sleepers David Duchovny (Return to Me)	Brooke Shields Keanu Reeves (Freaked)	Robin Tunney Brendan Fraser (Encino Man) Nick Lea (Vertical Limit)	Joanne Whalley-Kilmer Val Kilmer (ex-wife/Willow/Kill Me Again)	Meg Ryan Val Kilmer (Top Gun/The Doors) Hugh Jackman (Kate & Leopold
Jill Goodacre Married to Harry Connick Jr. (1994-present)	Sadie Frost Jude Law (ex-wife 9/2/97 - 10/29/03)/Love, Honour and Obey/Shopping/Final Cut/Bent Keanu Reeves (Dracula)	Téa Leoni Married to David Duchovny (May 6, 1997-present)	Tracy Warbin Noah Wyle (wife)	Kate Bosworth Orlando Bloom (Girlfriend) Val Kilmer (Wonderland)
Angelina Jolie Val Kilmer (Alexander) Brad Pitt (Mr. & Mrs. Smith) Colin Farrell (Alexander) Jude Law (Sky Captain) David Duchovny (Playing God)	Kate Moss Johnny Depp (ex circa 1994-1998)	Vanessa Paradis Johnny Depp (current girlfriend)	Jennifer Aniston Brad Pitt (wife) Noah Wyle (Friends)	Rachel Weisz Jude Law (Enemy at the Gates/Bent) Keanu Reeves (Constantine/Chain Reaction) Brendan Fraser (Mummy/Mummy Returns) Hugh Jackman (The Fountain) Ewan McGregor (Tube Tales/The Scarlet and the Black)
Dianne Wiest Keanu Reeves (Parenthood) Brendan Fraser (The Scout) Johnny Depp (Edward Scissorhands) Harry Connick Jr. (Little Man Tate)	Gillian Anderson David Duchovny (The X-File [movie & series])	Sarah Michelle Gellar James Marsters (Buffy) David Boreanaz (Buffy/Angel) Jerry O'Connell (Scream 2)	Mariah Carey Jerry O'Connell ("Hearthbreaker")	Gloria Reuben Noah Wyle (E.R.) Johnny Depp (Nick of Time)
Julia Roberts Jude Law (Closer) Brad Pitt (The Mexican/Oceans 11/Oceans 12) David Duchovny (Full Frontal)	Natalie Portman Jude Law (Closer/Cold Mountain) Hayden Christianson (Star Wars: Episode 2&3) Ewan McGregor (Star Wars: Episode 1,2&3) Val Kilmer (Heat)	Sienna Miller Jude Law (girlfriend/Alfie) Heath Ledger (Casanova project)	Susan Sarandon Jude Law (Alfie) Orlando Bloom (Elizabethtown) Brad Pitt (Thelma & Louise)	Naomi Watts Heath Ledger (girlfriend/Ned Kelly) Orlando Bloom (Ned Kelly) Jude Law (I Heart Huckabees) Ewan McGregor (Stay)
Halle Berry Heath Ledger (Monster's Ball) Hugh Jackman (X-Men 1&2/Swordfish)	Kate Beckinsale Keanu Reeves (Much Ado About Nothing) Hugh Jackman (Van Helsing) Jude Law (The Aviator)	Lucky Girl God (movie)	Lucky Girl God (movie)	Lucky Girl God (movie)

MORE COMING SOON!

Did we forget one? Write it in the Hall Registry or Email Us!

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