"Wickedness was invented by good people to explain the curious attractiveness of others."
---Oscar Wilde
Rating: Obsessive
For those who wonder "why an ugly evil judge?" or the dedicated Frollophile seeking more reasons...100+ reasons why we love Our Man.
Rating: Interactive Hilarity
I had some free time. I know a little javascript. I had a revelation: I could create interactive online mad-libs (where the user supplies silly words to replace usually unremarkable ones, thus producing a pleasantly ridiculous result). So I did: ...with "Hellfire." Yes, now YOU can turn a somber, intense song into a rompin' good quack-fest! Enjoy! (A note: this takes a little time to fill out, and your browser must be javascript compatible.) And Quasilie even liked it so much she whipped up versions of Heaven's Light and Out There on her site! Whee!
Rating: Silly Obsessiveness
What's knocking around in Frollo's head? Why is Clopin such a wild exhibitionist (can you say...'pink tights')? Why does Esme act like a snob one moment, and an angel the next? And what's behind Quasimodo's social acceptance hangup? Covielle dug out her psych profiles, and found the characters' 'patterns'. A note: Phoebus has the same profile as Clopin, so Clopin's page serves for both. (My apologies to Clopin enthusiasts! I'm so sorry this had to happen!!)
Rating: Narrative deviations of all breeds
Looking for those kooky stories I've been writing all these years? Hop on over and get your fill of the irascible (and inscrutable) Francoise de Rouen, the impudent Herlikin Trouillefou, and, of course, a bunch of bored Greek goddesses playing around with a medieval teenager.
Rating: Serious
Call it another interpretation, another version, or an addition. This is a serious edition of "Hellfire" with alternate wording.
Rating: Highly, highly academic *cough*
A comprehensive dissertation on why Frollo should not be blamed for his actions towards Esmeralda.
Rating: Serious
A brief but effective scene, taking the form of a vicious ethical debate between Frollo and...something...a something that apparently has the guts to tell Frollo up front that he's damned. As a caution, this piece does include some religious innuendo.
Rating: Pure Silliness
Well, here it is: the THEMATIC SPOOF! A late night flash of brilliance inspired yours truly to turn one of the most popular musicals ever (yes, Westside Story) into a deep, evocative message about the challenges of being a Frollo addict. (Read: lots of FSMs singing praises, harassing the townspeople, razzing Clopin fans, and in general acting somewhat out of their heads.) And you even know the tunes!!
Rating: Funny Obsessive People
Drop in and mingle with Frollo's Jet Set: do send his faithful followers a line.
Rating: My God, I can't believe the patience
When looking for links, look to the experts...this will take you to Frollozone, from which you can work your way to the ultimate list of worthwhile Hunchback links ever compiled by man (er, woman)! We bow before its grandeur! Hail! Hail!
Rating: Functional, yet cool.
Check out the HoND webring...and, my favorite, the Disney Villains webring. Where would we be without it!
Little Black Book
Rating: C'mon. Please sign? Pleeeease?
The Minister keeps an exacting eye on his visitors. So, heck, go ahead and consign your soul to the site's register. It's not like you have to do it in blood, or anything. (Although, come to think of it, that'd be a really nice touch...)
SIGN or VIEW
In the meantime, however, you must be otherwise satisfied with the off-kilter personality of Our Lady of Supreme Quirkiness, High Holiness of Well-Intentioned Morbidity and Supreme Mistress of---what? Oh, sorry, I was looking at my notes for the E. V. I. L. (Elite Villains International League) convention next week. Eheh. Never mind. Well, you can find out a bit about Covielle, the maintainer and FSM #21. No secrets among friends, right?
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(but if they take me to court, I know a judge who'll be in my favor...heh heh)
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