HELLFIRE MAD LIBS

We've all spent so long analysing Hellfire. Playing it over and over again. Getting shivers at all the shadows racing over Frollo's face. Admiring the Buick-sized fireplace. Finding foreign versions of it. Turning it into wav files and speeding it 50% up so we can hear what Frollo sounds like as a chipmunk. (Okay, maybe not that last one, but still.) Heck, I even reached such a height of obsession that I wrote a SECOND VERSION OF IT, that WASN'T A PARODY. That's dedication, I tell you. And now, at last, through the magic of javascript coding, post-adolescent ingenuity, and a long, lazy summer afternoon at the keyboard...there is MAD-LIBS Hellfire.

You may worship me now.
Seeing as you just went through over 30 javascript prompts in this pioneering effort of revisionist humor, I bet you're ready to go read what you've written. If you came up with a real doozy, copy it and send it to me, and I'll post it! Honest! And all the world can laugh so hard they snot on their mouse.

And so, without further ado...

HELLFIRE

or else let her be mine and mine alone

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