Covielle's Secret Clopin Shrine

GORGEOUS!

Aaaah! Who are you? Oh, thanks heavens, it's only you. You can keep things quiet. I was deathly afraid that Frollo might have discovered that his 21st FSM was somewhat less than, ah, "completely loyal."

No, no, no, I do like Clopin better, and don't ever think that I would abandon my lifelong love for villains just to chase after a pair of hot hose. I'm not that fickle. So I limit myself to worshiping Clopin (aka Mike Surrey's stunning, smooth-as-mercury art and Paul Kandel's personality and shiver-inducing vocal range) from afar. I often will run to Mephista, my fellow FSM (she signed up hours before myself) for support. She understands. She has a covert little Clopin Gallery. Perhaps that the best way to explain my dual-sided nature around Frollo and Clopin obsessions is this; I love dressing up morbidly for Halloween, but I have a dreadful love for cornea-damagingly bright colors that often conflicts.

See the mental anguish this has caused in me?

Here, I've even compiled a little list...

The Clopin Files

  1. The creepy way he gets the attention of the kids.
  2. THAT MASK! It's so streamlined.
  3. I...I...I'm just a sucker for tight-fitting black gloves. As in a REAL sucker.
  4. I love the schnoz.
  5. "High, high in the belltower..."
  6. Everything he ever sings. Beautiful.
  7. "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!"
  8. That shot of the backs of his calves as he steps into the camera in the catacombs.
  9. That "yeeks!" look when he's arrested. This one!

    look!  He's sooo cute!

I ADMIT IT! *Sob*

Here, here, feast your eyes on him! Then don't say another word! Don't even say a word starting with "Cl" to me! Make no eye contact, pretend you were never here! Wipe it from your memory!

But for right now, just sit back and gaze at that gorgeous man in tights.

oh, *****

AAAAH! Frollo! Look, Minister, I was just...MY site? What do you mean, MY site? You know I hate Clopin as much as you do! *nods furiously* How COULD you even THINK this site was MINE? Haha! You *know* I would never do *anything* like that...psh, I'm just observing! Like Jane Goodall!

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