Disclaimer: This is a work of fan fiction for entertainment purposes only. The characters and concepts of Hardcastle & McCormick do not belong to me, but to their creators. Nor do I possess any individual rights to the song, "12 Days of Christmas", which is part of the public domain.
Rating: G
Feedback: Comments welcome at trekfantoo@aol.com
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On the first day of Christmas
Hardcastle sent to me:
A sentence of slavery.
On the second day of Christmas
Hardcastle sent to me:
2 burly thugs
and a sentence of slavery.
On the third day of Christmas
Hardcastle sent to me:
3 hit men
2 burly thugs
and a sentence of slavery.
On the fourth day of Christmas
Hardcastle sent to me:
4 angry words
3 hit men
2 burly thugs
and a sentence of slavery.
On the fifth day of Christmas
Hardcastle sent to me:
5 hedges green
4 angry words
3 hit men
2 burly thugs
and a sentence of slavery.
On the sixth day of Christmas
Hardcastle sent to me:
6 bets for paying
5 hedges green
4 angry words
3 hit men
2 burly thugs
and a sentence of slavery.
On the seventh day of Christmas
Hardcastle sent to me:
7 gutters brimming
6 bets for paying
5 hedges green
4 angry words
3 hit men
2 burly thugs
and a sentence of slavery.
On the eighth day of Christmas
Hardcastle sent to me:
8 crooks for bilking
7 gutters brimming
6 bets for paying
5 hedges green
4 angry words
3 hit men
2 burly thugs
and a sentence of slavery.
On the ninth day of Christmas
Hardcastle sent to me:
9 repairs financing
8 crooks for bilking
7 gutters brimming
6 bets for paying
5 hedges green
4 angry words
3 hit men
2 burly thugs
and a sentence of slavery.
On the tenth day of Christmas
Hardcastle sent to me:
10 files for reading
9 repairs financing
8 crooks for bilking
7 gutters brimming
6 bets for paying
5 hedges green
4 angry words
3 hit men
2 burly thugs
and a sentence of slavery.
On the eleventh day of Christmas
Hardcastle sent to me:
11 snipers sniping
10 files for reading
9 repairs financing
8 crooks for bilking
7 gutters brimming
6 bets for paying
5 hedges green
4 angry words
3 hit men
2 burly thugs
and a sentence of slavery.
On the twelfth day of Christmas
Hardcastle sent to me:
12 bad guys running
11 snipers sniping
10 files for reading
9 repairs financing
8 crooks for bilking
7 gutters brimming
6 bets for paying
5 hedges green
4 angry words
3 hit men
2 burly thugs
and a sentence of slavery.
And a sentence of slavery.
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