QUOTES




Here are a few qoutes compiled by Lisa and Tracey(thanks, guys).

ROLLING THUNDER

"Now you're cookin'"--Judge

"Want a peanut?"--Judge
"No, thanks. I hear they cause mental retardation, but here, help yourself."--Mark

"Hunt 'em, hear 'em, and hang 'em"--Judge

"Get 'em up, Scout."--Mark

"God keep that man."--Sarah, the Judge's housekeeper
"God keep that man? God should keep that man. God should lock that man up. Letting him run loose is a big mistake."--Mark

"You're starting to grind my gears, McCormick."--Judge
"If you can find 'em, grind 'em."--Mark


MAN IN A GLASS HOUSE

"Maybe you're getting to be a donkey too."--Judge
"Now you're really cookin'."--Mark


HOTSHOES

"I don't like computers much, they're not really dependable."--Judge


JUST ANOTHER ROUND OF THAT OLD SONG

"What'd they do, baptize you with that nickname?"--Mark on "hardcase"


WHISTLER'S PRIDE

"This is Hardcastle's favorite part. We get to sit back and wait for the bad guys to come kill us."--Mark


GOIN' NOWHERE FAST

"A lady's like a violin. Some people play them like a fiddle, but to get real music out of them, it takes time and patience."--Mark


ANGIE'S CHOICE


"OK, so I got a soft spot...that OK with you?"--Judge
"I know you got a soft spot. I did two years to find out."--Mark
"Should've been life!"--Judge


YANKEE CLIPPER

"He's just got this thing about respect for authority. He's got none."--Judge about Mark


SOMETHING'S GOING ON ON THIS TRAIN

"Hardcastle! That's what I get for stealing cars! Most guys get prison, I get Hardcastle!"--Mark

"You know what you're problem is?"--Judge
"I live with Batman!"--Mark


THE CAREER BREAKER

"You are the most facile liar I have ever known"--Judge
"Facile?"--Mark
"Means good, easy"--Judge
"At last, a compliment!"--Mark

"Don't steal a car!"--Judge
"I wouldn't. I'm rehabilitated."--Mark

"I thought you weren't gonna steal a car!"--Judge
"It's a truck!"--Mark


DUET FOR TWO WIND INSTRUMENTS

"Get your coat, Tonto..."--Judge
"Nooo..."--Mark
"The Lone Ranger doesn't want to ride alone. Saddle up!"--Judge


IF YOU COULD SEE WHAT I SEE

"What did she say?"--Judge
"Read my mind."--Mark(laughing)
"It's a blank!"--Judge


CHIP OFF THE OLD MILT

"I never welched on a bet in my life, and I've bet some long shots too."--Judge
"I bet I was the longest."--Mark
"Now you're cookin'."--Judge(these were the last lines of the series)



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