-------------------- Season Two (1982 - 1983) --------------------

2-1. EMERALDS ARE NOT A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND 10/5/82 (57511)
This is a two-part story, but the first part is a Magnum, P.I. episode ("Ki'i's Don't Lie") which is not included in the Simon & Simon rerun cycles. Rick and A.J. are in Hawaii tailing a con artist who Higgins has just entrusted with the $350,000 proceeds from his charity event; the three follow her to South America where they reel her in with a con of their own, using a huge emerald and A.J. as bait.
w. Bob Shayne and Richard Chapman d. Lawrence Doheny
story by Michael Sloan and Glen A. Larson and Philip DeGuere
Thomas Magnum...................Tom Selleck
Catherine Hailey/Alex Houston...Morgan Fairchild
Henry...........................Joe Mantegna
El Presidente Ramon.............Eduardo Ricard
Jonathan Higgins................John Hillerman
Manuel..........................Panchito Gomez
FBI Man.........................J.P. Bumstead
Policeman.......................Robb Madrid
Guerilla........................Tony Acierto
Catherine Lookalike.............Ashley Hester
2-2. MIKE & PAT 10/14/82 (57509)
A dolphin is abducted, and Rick and A.J. have to find him and bring him back before his mate starves herself to death.
w. Richard Chapman d. Sigmund Neufeld, Jr.
Joan..........................Nancy Grahn
Connell.......................Thomas Callaway
Seaworld Administrator........J.Patrick McNamara
Gibson........................Charles Napier
Naval Officer.................Chip Johnson
Gary Williams.................Dennis A. Pratt
Bartender.....................R.J. Arterburn
Otto..........................Tiger Joe Marsh

2-3. GUESSING GAME 10/21/82 (57503)
Using a psychic in a murder investigation becomes embarrassing to the police, but she continues having visions connected with the case, so she hires the Simons to check out her leads when the police no longer will.
w. James S. Crocker d. Vincent McEveety
Sarah Childs...................Kathleen Lloyd
Reimers........................Christopher Connelly
Kaster.........................Joe Dorsey
Diane Gentry...................Christine De Lisle
George.........................Erik Stern
Tony...........................Michael Gregory
Telephone Operator.............Edith Fellows
Dr. Charles Gentry.............John C. McLaughlin
Bookie.........................Greg Finley Waitress.......................Diane Lewis
Woman..........................Irene Gilbert

2-4. ART FOR ARTHUR'S SAKE 10/28/82 (57501)
The Simons are given 24 hours to recover a valuable painting that was stolen from the Navy museum, and the key to its recovery lies with the feuding daughters of the Navy admiral who donated the painting.
w. Bob Shayne d. Vincent McEveety
Julie Arthur...................Jennifer Holmes
Rosalie Arthur.................Sarah Torgov
Landers........................Luca Bercovici
Bernard........................Jake Steinfeld
Lieutenant Bell................William Long, Jr.
Admiral Danforth...............Dennis Patrick
Dr. Willis Courtney............Edson Stroll
Elisha Abernathy...............Glenn Dixon
Undershirt Man.................Jack Perkins
Chief Stallard.................Clint Young
Admiral Arthur.................Kenneth Gilman, Sr.
Dinner Captain.................Petrus Antonius
Bartender......................Jack Jozefson
Barf...........................Charles Seixas Lester-Mechanic................Mike Finneran
Reporter.......................Gene Whittington
Reporter.......................Kay Henley

2-5. THE TEN THOUSAND DOLLAR DEDUCTIBLE 11/4/82 (57507)
A.J. is robbed while delivering $450,000 in diamonds, and he and Rick had better find them soon--not only is A.J. the FBI's prime suspect, they're also on the hook for the first $10,000 of the insurance settlement.
w. Bill Dial d. Bernard McEveety
Bailey Randall.................Anne Schedeen
Rinzier........................James T. Callahan
Grover.........................Lonny Chapman
Max Tashlin....................Barry Bartle
George.........................Alan Fudge
Tunridge.......................Steve Franken
Priest.........................Thom Christopher
Co-Pilot.......................John McCann
Peacock........................Zale Kessler
Agent #1.......................Read Morgan
Clerk..........................Janice Carroll
Process Server.................John McKenzie

2-6. ROUGH RIDER RIDES AGAIN 11/18/82 (57512)
One of the old-time TV cowboys (a Saturday-morning hero of young Rick and A.J.) is accused of killing his show's producer when a young actor is hired to revive his old role.
w. Michael Piller d. Burt Kennedy
Cameos: Jock Mahoney (Range Rider) John Russell (Lawman)
Buck Yancy.....................Stuart Whitman
Kern Barnett...................Broderick Crawford
Shelley Barnett................Bridget Hanley
Arnold.........................Don Stroud
Barney.........................Alice Nunn
Lila Hackett...................Jackie Joseph
Landlord.......................John Steadman
Jonathan Evans.................Pat Buttram
Bartender......................Alan Hale
P.R. Veep......................Marty Brill
Annette........................Doris Dowling
Attorney.......................Blake Marion
Neighbor.......................Barbara Barron
Child..........................Carl Steven
Blake Hunt.....................Norman Howell

2-7. SOMETIMES DREAMS COME TRUE 12/2/82 (57504)
A woman's frightening dream about her twin sister seems to be coming true when her sister disappears.
w. James S. Crocker d. Bernard McEveety
Maggie and Sharon Dameron......Lisa Eilbacher
Alan Wyncoop...................Jonathan Banks
Bill Rawlins...................Del Hinkley
Lloyd Getz.....................Ken Swofford
Dr. Wertzman...................Robert Phalen
Jacobs.........................Vincent Howard
April..........................Christina Hart
Steve..........................Alex Hyde-White
Muscles........................Bob Schott
Denise.........................Joyce Goldman
Rhonda Fairbanks...............Kathrine Baumann

2-8. THE LAST TIME I SAW MICHAEL 12/9/82 (57505)
A friend claims she has just seen her dead husband alive.
w. James S. Crocker d. Vincent McEveety
Margaret Wells.................June Allyson
Michael Wells/Arthur Bristol...Robert Sterling
Earl Hickman...................Jack Lucarelli
Knapp..........................Don Gordon
Siggy Teitalman................Matthew Tobin
Cindy..........................K.C. Winkler
John Abbott....................Colin Campbell
1st Crewman....................Ed McCready
Waiter.........................David Ashrow

2-9. FOWL PLAY 12/16/82 (57506)
A pro-football player wants to quit fixing games, but the people he works for won't let him stop.
w. Donald R. Boyle d. Burt Kennedy
Joe Blake......................Dick Butkus
Herbert T. Dowd................Henry Gibson
Artie Slecter..................Stephen Liska
Stan Tucker....................Gary Crosby
Carl Emory.....................Norman Burton
Anne Blake.....................Barbara Block
Emile Otis.....................Charles McDaniel
Larry Rooney...................Duke Stroud
Frank Donnelly.................Sterling Swanson
Ken Cunningham.................Phil Hoover
Cal............................Chick Hearn
Wes............................Mario Machado
Cheerleader....................Nanci Roberts
Attendant......................Herman Poppe
Dolly..........................Victoria Harned
Guard..........................Terrence Beasor
The Chicken....................Ted Giannoulas

2-10. THIN AIR 12/30/82 (57502)
Rick's former girl friend asks him to find her missing husband and then she is arrested for his murder.
w. Bob Shayne, Philip DeGuere & Howard Browne d. Bernard McEveety
based on the book by Howard Browne
*girlfriend*...................Linda Scruggs
Karen..........................Keri Houlihan
Miriam Martin..................Patty Regan
Vinnie.........................Anthony James
Harry..........................Rick Grassi

2-11. MURDER BETWEEN THE LINES 1/6/83 (57514)
A.J. promises to locate a novelist's long-lost cousin within 24 hours, but this tedious all-nighter evolves into a compelling case when several murders are committed exactly as depicted in the novelist's latest book--and A.J. thinks he's next.
w. Mike Lloyd Ross d. Sigmund Neufeld, Jr.
Rockwell Stark.................Ray Walston
Wanda..........................Marie Windsor
Derek Thorne...................Barry Sattels
Jerry Gelson...................Britt Lomand
Andre..........................Roger Til
Keith Berwick..................Keith Berwick

2-12 PSYCHED OUT 1/13/83 (57510) A.J. poses as a student and Rick becomes a subject in a psychologist's experiment to investigate the death of a track star who died in a suspicious fall from a fraternity house roof.
w. Paul Magistretti d. Sigmund Neufeld, Jr.
Prof. Altman..................Monte Markham
Carol Davis...................Leslie Ackerman
Mark Wilson...................Jeff Lester
Sylvester.....................Tony Longo
Elwood........................Kim Delgado
Alice Andrews.................Jourdan Fremin
Track Coach...................Lloyd Haynes
Jerry Reiner..................Robert Ginty
Allen Davis...................Dino Scofield
Young Girl....................Lia Kirsten
Roger.........................Tom Engleman
Ernie.........................Tommy Bush
Louis.........................Arnie Moore
Almeyer.......................Harold Ayer
Josie Gates...................Leslie Spreights
Uniformed Officer.............Robert Balderson

2-13. PIRATE'S KEY (2 hour) 1/20/83 2-14. (83479)
Complications from their current case put Rick and A.J. before the state licensing board to answer charges from an incident in Florida several years earlier, when A.J. was engaged to Janet and working for Myron at Peerless Detectives. The incident is revealed in flashbacks taken from the 1980 made-for-TV movie, Pirate's Key, which was the basis of the series.
w. Philip DeGuere d. Corey Allen
Senator Gershenson.............Harry Townes
Kitty Kramer...................Cassie Yates
Judge Elliott Morris Taylor....Eddie Albert
Minnow.........................Rick Lenz
Sheriff Earl...................Claude Earl Jones
Dr. Percy......................William Wintersole
David Stallings................Nicolas Coster
Tommy Luna.....................Kevin Hagen
Fernando Valecia...............Daniel Faraldo
Rosalita.......................Edith Diaz
Charlie........................Peter Palmer
IRS Agent Brewster.............Eric Server
Hoskins........................Matthew Tobin
Les Kramer.....................Patrick Culliton
The Woman......................Joanna Patrice
Owner..........................Alfred Dennis
Perkins........................Robert Casper
Abe Carlton....................Phil Marquis
Gus............................Tommy Lane
Sebastian Sawyer...............Phil Philbin
Sam Manners....................Wallace Wilkinson
Cam Stacey.....................Augie Brown
Rental Clerk...................Pam Pyms
Busboy.........................Luis Manuel

2-15. THE CLUB MURDER VACATION 1/27/83 (57523)
When Rick's pestering drives A.J. to take advantage of mom's offer to share the large suite she was given (instead of a small room) at a northern California resort, he cramps her style when he tries to prove that he witnessed a murder--that no one will believe really happened.
w. Bill Dial d. Burt Kennedy
Sheriff Hardiman...............Guy Stockwell
Gregory Cable..................Gregory Sierra
Jerry Reiner...................Robert Ginty
Dexter.........................M.C. Gainey
Mary Beth Turner...............Susan Harney
Leo Marx.......................Robert I. Clarke
Boat Dock Man..................Charles H. Hyman
Deputy.........................Eric Whitman
Waiter.........................Thomas Murphy
L. Gingrich, R.N...............Lainie Nelson
Desk Clerk.....................James Michael
Hayes Trixie.........................Lenetta Kidd
Kid............................Vernon Scott

2-16. IT'S ONLY A GAME 2/3/83 (57522)
Their good friend, the coroner, asks the brothers to deliver a new video game to Las Vegas and they don't understand just how valuable it is until thieves attack.
w. Richard Chapman d. Vincent McEveety
Jerry Reiner...................Robert Ginty
Laura Reynolds.................Tricia O'Neil
Johnny Donald..................Jay Johnson
Arnie..........................Robert O'Donnell
Logan..........................Logan Clarke
Gina...........................Peggy Ryan
Ethel..........................Betty Bunch
Dawson.........................Tony Brubaker
Detective......................Greg Norberg
Man............................Eddie Baker
Clerk..........................Red McIlvaine
Security Man...................John Leonelli
Kelley.........................Jack Decker
Airport Police.................Fred S. Ronnow

2-17. DESIGN FOR KILLING 2/10/83 (57518) A clothing design house, featuring a top teen model, hires the Simons to protect its new fall line from being stolen by a rival firm.
w. James S. Crocker d. Bernard McEveety
Tracy Penn....................Janet Julian
Jean-Claude...................Tim Considine
Celeste Dunn..................Barbara Anderson
Jason Woolcott................Robin Clarke
Gilbert Dunn..................Denny Miller
Vivian Penn...................Penny Fuller
Antonio.......................Richard Delmonte
Police Lieutenant.............William Boyett
Diana.........................Patricia Davis
Perry.........................Guerin Barry
Marvin........................Arnold Johnson
Hector........................Carlos Rivas
Heather.......................Lynn Chaplin
Nina..........................Dani Minnick
Paco..........................Sal Mistretta
Hank..........................Jimmy Joyce
Assistant.....................Robert Teta
Billy.........................Jamie Abbott

2-18. THE LIST 2/17/83 (57521)
A.J. pressures Rick into taking the case of a woman accused of murdering the publisher who put her, against her wishes, on a list of San Diego's ten sexiest women; but Rick also investigates their client's mysterious secrets, while A.J. is falling in love with her.
w. Michael Piller d. Burt Kennedy
Amanda McKay...................Cristina Raines
Nick Fiesta....................Murphy Dunne
Joan Klein.....................Lynnette Mettey
Philip Bloom...................Don Dubbins
Alfred Klein...................Richard Anderson
Detective Shore................Dana Gladstone
Desk Sergeant..................Sid Conrad
Terry Aames....................Rebecca Clemons
Jimmy the Bartender............James Lydon
Tennis Pro.....................Lee Menning

2-19. WHAT'S IN A GNOME? 2/24/83 (57519)
An amusement park owned by a retired Marine colonel is being repeatedly vandalized, so the manager hires the Simons to work undercover (with Rick playing a gnome), but the more they learn about the vandal, the more they question who the real villain is.
w. Paul Magistretti Sigmund Neufeld, Jr.
Col. Lawrence Grayson..........Ed Lauter
Denise Carroll.................Judith Chapman
Dodger Doyle...................Alan Toy
Luke Dwyer.....................Richard Cox
Vince Hurst....................Grainger Hines
Ed Williams....................Ted Markland
Lori Lightbody.................Anne Lockhart
Dr. Anderson...................Barbara Beckley
Minister.......................Olan Soule

2-20. THE SECRET OF THE CHROME EAGLE 3/3/83 (57525)
The brothers are hired to transport a valuable classic car to San Francisco, but events along the way make them wonder if there isn't more here than meets the eye.
w. Mike Lloyd Ross d. Vincent McEveety
Eleanor Swayze/Swanson.........Shelley Smith
Sergeant Donegan...............Albert Salmi
Sophie Chaflin.................Natalie Schafer
Feltzer........................Robert Totten
Lisa Chen......................Helen Funai
Claude Paxley..................Gary Allen
Al Colley......................Joel Lawrence
Burns..........................Dan Ferrone

2-21. ROOM 3502 3/10/83 (57524)
A panic-striken husband comes to the Simons when he finds his wife has vanished from their hotel room overnight.
w. Alan Brennert d. Sigmund Neufeld, Jr.
Bob Carmichael.................Kip Niven
Jody Carmichael................Julia Duffy
Cleve Rafelson.................Gerald S. O'Loughlin
Dr. Hammond....................Dr. Joyce Brothers
Harry Fortune..................Philip Proctor
Phoebe.........................Lois Foraker
Rosalind Martin................Francine Lembi
Wayne..........................Ian Patrick Williams
George Drayfus.................Michael Bond
Joanie.........................Kathy Garver
Jerry..........................Frank Farmer
Barbara Mitchell...............Chevi Colton
Night Clerk....................John O'Leary
Abel...........................Terry Wills
Marty..........................Robert Feero
Arthur Gorman..................Joseph diReda
Nurse..........................Odessa Cleveland
Sleazy.........................Tom Wirth

2-22. RED DOG BLUES 3/24/83 (57515)
When Janet is assigned to her first murder case, she wants the Simons to help her build an airtight case; but they've already been hired by the opposition--the accused man's defense attorney.
w. Deborah R. Baron & Patricia Rae Morgan d. Vincent McEveety
Jared Snyder...................Cleavon Little
Sam Elkins.....................Darleen Carr
D.A. Larkin....................William Jordan
Haydrick.......................Richard Kuss
Walter Newcomb.................Stu Gilliam
3-Card Monty...................Robert Englund
Steven Farrow..................William Mims
Anderson.......................Gary Pagett
Frye...........................Todd Martin
Wade...........................Sam Scarber
Bird...........................Ricky Jay
Huey...........................James Avery
Judge Wesley...................Fred D. Scott
Blue...........................Floyd Foster, Jr.
Bailiff........................Tim Staton

2-23. THE SKELETON WHO CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET 3/31/83 (57527)
The brothers have more than they can handle when they accept a job transporting a huge mental patient, but maybe that is just as well.
w. James S. Crocker d. Paul Krasny
Mark Horton....................Richard Kiel
Gary Horton....................Edward Winter
Diane Horton...................Claire Malis
Danny Horton...................Paul Tuerpe
Billie.........................Brenda Scott
Estelle........................Adrian Ricard
Dr. Griss......................Dean Stockwell
Jim (Paul) Bailey..............John Carter
Burt...........................John Wheeler
Nurse #2.......................Don Maxwell
Nurse..........................Janet Winter
Secretary......................Julienne Wells
Farmer.........................Frank Lugo
Farmer's Daughter..............Michelle Rosas
Sally..........................Susan Blu
Mother Horton..................Florence Schauffler
Evans..........................Burt Marshall
Farmer's Wife..................Pilar Del Rey

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