Me
7/22/02- Ponchie Da Blob: omg my dreams are so cool i wish my life was really like that
Ponchie Da Blob: lol cuz i was just scrollin around my dreamjournal and all this stuff happens to me, but like, in real life i just go online and wax
6/24/04- SupaDupaBee: so they were like talking to each other in vietnamese while they were looking at my pussy
10/9/04- SupaDupaBee: someone outside is blasting "oh come all ye faithful" in spanish
SupaDupaBee: oh no its in english
SupaDupaBee: lol i just assume all music blasted is in spanish
10/25/04- SupaDupaBee: are you gonna dress up for halloween?
SupaDupaBee: im thinkin i might, but i like never leave the house
SupaDupaBee: lol
SupaDupaBee: so id just be sitting in front of the comp in my costume
2/19/05- SupaDupaBee: brb the tv fucked up and i really wanted to watch the rest of home alone 4
6/11/07- SupaDupaBee: i hate fatties that put the a/c on full blast
11/20/07- SupaDupaBee: she was prolly scared... but i would have told someone
SupaDupaBee: then again ill prolly never get held hostage heh
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Thiago
3/10/02- Rj9263: Once I saw a japonese soup named "My Pee"
6/?/04- Jacques Borg: if drag queens with no money and no job can have credit card, you should too!
SupaDupaBee: LOL what are you talking about?
Jacques Borg: lol forget it LOL
9/26/04- Thiaguito says:
do you also praise cuba?
Jazzy Pi says:
haha no
Thiaguito says:
thank God! the only difference between cuban whores and brazilain prostitutes is that they are graduated in medical school
4/19/05- Thiaguito says:
plus, there is a story about a woman who took esctasy and didn't get anyone to get laid and end up having sex with the stick of her car and got stuck
Aisha Fanghorn says:
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Aisha Fanghorn says:
THATS THE FUNNIEST STORY EVER
Thiaguito says:
its like an urban drug related legend that teachers tell
6/4/06- Thiaguito dice:
I'm gonna send a sugestion that netmovies buy Cher in concert
Gene Simmons Golf dice:
LOL
Gene Simmons Golf dice:
lol their request list must look so gay
Gene Simmons Golf dice:
because you're probably the only one requesting stuff
Thiaguito dice:
I once went to buy it on the store but I got embareced
Gene Simmons Golf dice:
lol!!!!!!!!
Thiaguito dice:
I know
Thiaguito dice:
but yeah... i got embaraced cuz the cover is like pink, and she's blond, and it glows!
7/4/06- SupaDupaBee: yeah its weird that you have chest hair
SupaDupaBee: most brazilian men dont seem to have much or any at all
Jacques Borg: I'm portuguese... not this mixed people that you never know where they come from
Jacques Borg: lol I sounded like such a racist
9/1/06- Thiaguito dice:
when you applyed there... were there any other colleges giving scholarship?
Just what I need... Snakes on crack dice:
yes! i got a full ride from the univerisity of houston too
Just what I need... Snakes on crack dice:
i kind of regret not going there now
Thiaguito dice:
lol yeah, at least you wouldn't have needed to leave home and your dad wouldn't have married farida
Just what I need... Snakes on crack dice:
gee thanks for putting it into perspective
Thiaguito dice:
lol hahahaha I Know. I'm kind of pratical
Just what I need... Snakes on crack dice:
actually i think i got a lot more extra money from FIU
Thiaguito dice:
probably
Thiaguito dice:
you also learn how to stay on hold on the phone for ever!
Just what I need... Snakes on crack dice:
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just what I need... Snakes on crack dice:
haha i still remember the time i was on hold with financial aid and me and clau had sex and everything and i was still on hold after we were through
Just what I need... Snakes on crack dice:
ah, memories
3/27/07- Thiaguito dice:
gfod, I love the new Dior
Thiaguito dice:
Its smell sooo freaking good
Blaming it on Rio dice:
omg i was on the bus yesterday going and coming back from the airport
Blaming it on Rio dice:
stankiest colognes ever
Blaming it on Rio dice:
poor people smell so gross
Thiaguito dice:
WHA? are you saying that poor people in the US use Dior as cologne?
Blaming it on Rio dice:
no, but your talk of cologne reminded me
Thiaguito dice:
oh! that's because you didn't smell the new dior! will remind you of anything BUT poor people lol
Blaming it on Rio dice:
LOL
4/24/07- Thiaguito dice:
I'm just trying to avoid love songs lol
Flintstones Sour Gummy Vitamins dice:
lol you should listen to pitty
Flintstones Sour Gummy Vitamins dice:
memorias.. nao sao so memorias...
Thiaguito dice:
God. Pitty is soo trashy
Flintstones Sour Gummy Vitamins dice:
i love her!!!
Thiaguito dice:
yeah, you're tacky, so...
Thiaguito dice:
even though I'm listening to la toya jackson
Flintstones Sour Gummy Vitamins dice:
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thiaguito dice:
uuuuuuuuuuuuuh won't you come inside!
Thiaguito dice:
inside my wall
Thiaguito dice:
I like it!
Thiaguito dice:
now push it!
Thiaguito dice:
ah ah
Thiaguito dice:
now push it!
Thiaguito dice:
ah ah
Thiaguito dice:
now push it!
5/8/07- Capullo - Cholesterol Free Food o_O says:
ahaha schatar.com
Capullo - Cholesterol Free Food o_O says:
she has a website, lol
Thiaguito says:
lol I know
Thiaguito says:
she's the best
Thiaguito says:
hope she wins
Thiaguito says:
OMG! did she use MS WORD to make that site?
5/24/07- Thiaguito | says:
oh, last night I lost my ipod in the house. when I found it was INSIDE A BOOK
Car elle est comme toi, un chat says:
LOLL
Car elle est comme toi, un chat says:
how did that happen?
Car elle est comme toi, un chat says:
were you reading a book???
5/24/07- Thiaguito | sends:
[creepy thumbnail]
Accept(Alt+C) Save As...(Alt+S) Decline(Alt+D)
Car elle est comme toi, un chat says:
lol ew what is that?
Thiaguito | says:
I have this picture as my screensaver. how my parents don't know I'm gay is a mistery
Car elle est comme toi, un chat says:
LOL!
Car elle est comme toi, un chat says:
yeah seriously
Thiaguito | says:
my mom even said "its pretty!"
Car elle est comme toi, un chat says:
LOL
Thiaguito | says:
I was like, gee thanks! it's kylie lol
Car elle est comme toi, un chat says:
haha noo
Car elle est comme toi, un chat says:
it looks like a diseased tranny
6/15/07- Thiaguito says:
Jon Stewart is so sexy
Eu sou a dona Gigi says:
ewwwwwwwwwwww hes so gross looking
Eu sou a dona Gigi says:
why do people find him attractive?
Eu sou a dona Gigi says:
his face reminds me of a vag
Thiaguito says:
honey, you date claudio. you're not an expert on sexy man lol
Eu sou a dona Gigi says:
lol at least claudio doesnt look like my coochycoo
Eu sou a dona Gigi says:
hahaha i cant beleive i just used that term
Thiaguito says:
lol so your coochycoo must be pretty then
Eu sou a dona Gigi says:
lol thats like the nicest thing youve ever said to me
6/21/07- Thiaguito says:
well, I'm off to the beauty parlor
7/17/07- Eu sou a dona Gigi says:
thats so cute that you're going with your gramma
Thiaguito says:
yeah, its cute but my grandma already made me loose my first flight cuz she forgot her passport at home and her id was basicaly from the 50's!
8/21/07- Thiaguito is here... says:
yes he does. the aviator glasses are very gay[
Little Thang says:
well yeah but some metros wear them
Thiaguito is here... says:
oh honey
Thiaguito is here... says:
beliving in metros is like beliving in santa
8/22/07- Just Thiago says:
I wanna have an asian baby
11/2/07- Like hugs from Jesus says:
oh hahahaha remember that chick that commented about my closet photos and said i needed to throw that black baby poster in the trash?
.Thiaguito says:
yes
.Thiaguito says:
the PC bullshit one
Like hugs from Jesus says:
haha yes
Like hugs from Jesus says:
well she just posted something on poor_skills about how she "needed" to move out of her mom's house and now shes broke and doesnt know what to do lol
.Thiaguito says:
lol stupid ho
Like hugs from Jesus says:
hahahaha i know
Like hugs from Jesus says:
and all these people are commenting and basically feeling sorry for her
Like hugs from Jesus says:
i hope she ends up in a homeless shelter that smells like pee lol
4/22/08- .Thiaguito says:
boys always wake up with a bonner
Hugs from Jesus says:
haha i know
Hugs from Jesus says:
im so jealous
.Thiaguito says:
its hard even to pee in the morning lol
Hugs from Jesus says:
and usually when i dream about sex something horrible happens
.Thiaguito says:
lol yeah
.Thiaguito says:
like your partner takes a dump on you
Hugs from Jesus says:
like i realize i didnt shave my legs... i cant even think of other things but something happens that totally ruins the moment
Hugs from Jesus says:
hahahahahahahhahahaha ew no never that
Hugs from Jesus says:
YET
6/8/08- .Thiaguito says:
oh honey, no! I just want to gay u up a bit! lol
.Thiaguito says:
glamurize it if you will. I mean, u're a woman! lol
Moldy Pi says:
yes but more than that i am a nerd lol
.Thiaguito says:
can't u be like a hot nerd? I mean, you have an nice derrier and ok jugs, expose it lol
Moldy Pi says:
haha thanks
.Thiaguito says:
lol yeah, hope that my complements don't go wasted... u know how hard it is for me to give them lol
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TJ
6/12/02- BumSicle00: what's your big addiction? i have to know...
Ponchie Da Blob: lool o just random things
for example, being somewhat addicted to megaman 2 a few days ago
Ponchie Da Blob: luckily i beat it in 3 days, but that was just enough time for me to go back to gamestop and exchange it for megaman 3
BumSicle00: dude megaman games are like that
BumSicle00: lol
BumSicle00: you are my favorite person
12/3?/02- TheAvatarofBalls: I go to the shittiest college ever
TheAvatarofBalls: there are tons of old people
Ponchie Da Blob: lol
TheAvatarofBalls: and like, really fat women
3/18/04- TheAvatarofBalls: lately i've been adopting a more positive outlook on things
TheAvatarofBalls: maybe its just growing up
TheAvatarofBalls: i got a job!
TheAvatarofBalls: the easiest job EVER too
TheAvatarofBalls: i sell cell phone covers and hermit crabs at the mall
SupaDupaBee: LOL
SupaDupaBee: !!!!!
4/2/04- TheAvatarofBalls: my marriage and family teacher said her son used to go outside to jerk off at night
SupaDupaBee: LOL
TheAvatarofBalls: to avoid making a mess
SupaDupaBee: LOLOL
SupaDupaBee: that was considerate of him
SupaDupaBee: lol did the class burst out laughing when she said that?
SupaDupaBee: o wait you go to a school with old people
SupaDupaBee: what was their reaction?
TheAvatarofBalls: that class is all like 25+ moms
SupaDupaBee: lolol
TheAvatarofBalls: we talk about weird shit
TheAvatarofBalls: but yeah there was laughter
SupaDupaBee: oh so they were like, sharing son masturbation stories later instead of laughing and mocking the teach
TheAvatarofBalls: right
4/4/04- TheAvatarofBalls: some kind of macaulay culkin marathon is going on
TheAvatarofBalls: or something
SupaDupaBee: LOL WHAT CHANNEL?
TheAvatarofBalls: nevermind...its just the pagemaster
TheAvatarofBalls: what a disappointment
SupaDupaBee: lololol
SupaDupaBee: yeah totally
TheAvatarofBalls: i haven't been paying attention and i thought it was two different movies
7/29/04- TheAvatarofBalls: wow i could win a private backyard concert with hoobastank through yahoo
TheAvatarofBalls: could i also gore them with a pitchfork
SupaDupaBee: lollllll
SupaDupaBee: they came to my school in like april
SupaDupaBee: it was a bid deal or something, i didnt even know about it til a few days later
TheAvatarofBalls: was it mega lame
SupaDupaBee: since i was a hermit
TheAvatarofBalls: that's so cool that hoobastank came to your school that you were living at and you didn't even know
TheAvatarofBalls: you are my hero
9/10/04- TheAvatarofBalls: i got hit in the fucking nose with a rock at work the other day
TheAvatarofBalls: like hard and shit
TheAvatarofBalls: it left a mark...and pissed me off
SupaDupaBee: LOL WTH
SupaDupaBee: howd that happen??
TheAvatarofBalls: i was weedeating and it shot a rock up in my face
TheAvatarofBalls: one day i slept for 4 hours in the van and went home though
TheAvatarofBalls: so i guess it evens out
10/9/04- TheAvatarofBalls: if i feel better tonight i think i'm going to take one of two lucky girls on a date
SupaDupaBee: hehe
TheAvatarofBalls: i bet they'll feel lucky when they get in my car that smells like a dead animal
TheAvatarofBalls: and then they find my idea of a date is finding a secluded place to park the car
10/9/04- SupaDupaBee: i forgot yer sister moved out
TheAvatarofBalls: and one time, my dad went downstairs to go into the garage, and he tickled my sister's boyfriend's foot because he thought it was hers
TheAvatarofBalls: like they were both under a blanket i guess
TheAvatarofBalls: and his foot was sticking out and my dad didn't notice he was there
TheAvatarofBalls: nobody ever told my dad
TheAvatarofBalls: he would probably vomit if he knew he tickled some dude's foot
SupaDupaBee: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SupaDupaBee: the funniest part
SupaDupaBee: is that he couldnt tell the difference
TheAvatarofBalls: i know
10/10/04- TheAvatarofBalls: i really wish my niece wasn't here
SupaDupaBee: lol shes still there?
SupaDupaBee: damn
TheAvatarofBalls: i had to watch aladdin for 14 hours yesterday
11/14/04- SupaDupaBee: it all goes back to golden corral
SupaDupaBee: hahahha
TheAvatarofBalls: i fucking hate that place
SupaDupaBee: lol me too
TheAvatarofBalls: the flies, the fat people, the line for steak
12/1/04- TheAvatarofBalls: i can cook pop tarts and ramen noodles and anything in a can
TheAvatarofBalls: so i'm set for life
SupaDupaBee: lol
SupaDupaBee: i love poptarts
TheAvatarofBalls: yeah, fuck toaster strudles
SupaDupaBee: fuck them in the ass
SupaDupaBee: in their strudle ass
12/27/04- TheAvatarofBalls: yeah if i sucked ass at spelling i would spell check to seem less dumb
TheAvatarofBalls: but i am badass mcbadasselson at spelling
SupaDupaBee: haha yes i know
SupaDupaBee: its pretty sexy
TheAvatarofBalls: i think that's only the second time you've ever called me sexy and once it was implied
TheAvatarofBalls: i'm making progress
2/22/05- SupaDupaBee: i think the owner thinks im anorexic
SupaDupaBee: like on saturday he said I should eat something so I got some cereal and he's like "that's bird food"
SupaDupaBee: and then i ate a big sandwich with potato chips but he didn't see me... so he prolly thinks all i ate was cereal
SupaDupaBee: oh and i got 2nds on the cereal and he didnt see that
SupaDupaBee: lol and then when i went out to grocery shop and came back with only a muffin...
SupaDupaBee: cuz on sunday he was like "ok why arent you eating?"
SupaDupaBee: like a father-daughter talk
TheAvatarofBalls: that's hilarious
TheAvatarofBalls: he wants to have sex with you
2/25/05- TheAvatarofBalls: speaking of brian, he got some job in oklahoma with this casino and he's gonna make 70 thousand dollars a year
SupaDupaBee: lol wtfff
TheAvatarofBalls: vacation to amsterdam on brian
SupaDupaBee: doing what/?
SupaDupaBee: LOL
TheAvatarofBalls: i don't even remember what he said
TheAvatarofBalls: but his dad hooked him up with it
SupaDupaBee: wow
SupaDupaBee: man all the best jobs are through connections
TheAvatarofBalls: yeah
SupaDupaBee: or maybe just... all jobs
TheAvatarofBalls: pretty much
TheAvatarofBalls: if you don't know anyone that can get you a good job once you're done with school you might as well destroy your possessions and move to the forest now
3/7/05- TheAvatarofBalls: ive been eating like a pig since i got home
TheAvatarofBalls: i didn't eat much in wichita, the only thing jake had in his house was like eggs, salsa, and cereal with no milk
TheAvatarofBalls: and i was too stoned to want to go anywhere
TheAvatarofBalls: besides the liquor store
5/9/05- TheAvatarofBalls: i just got a letter addressed to "nigga please"
TheAvatarofBalls: this is the coolest letter ever
TheAvatarofBalls: whatever it is
SupaDupaBee: lol whatttt
TheAvatarofBalls: from wilmington, de
SupaDupaBee: lol
SupaDupaBee: what else does it say?
TheAvatarofBalls: i think its a credit card application
7/1/05- TheAvatarofBalls: judge judy just assumes everyone is lying and makes up her own story and tells the people her idea of what happened before making a ruling based on her fantasy scenario
TheAvatarofBalls: its insane
8/5/05- TheAvatarofBalls: yeah dude, people like me are too busy smoking weed and buying used clothing to have a job
8/5/05- TheAvatarofBalls: man, now that i'm out of weed, i want to drive my car around, but its all fucked up and i haven't gotten it fixed yet because i've been stoned all the time
10/15/05- SupaDupaBee: i kinda want a job
SupaDupaBee: im sick of dicking around all day
TheAvatarofBalls: i was feeling like that the other day
TheAvatarofBalls: but then i went and worked for like half a day
TheAvatarofBalls: and remembered how terrible it was
TheAvatarofBalls: to have to do things
11/6/05- TheAvatarofBalls: everyone in amsterdam speaks english, its awesome, its like a big amusement park but instead of rides and gay ass clowns and shit there's a ton of drugs
11/28/05- TheAvatarofBalls: i hate being sick, it was cool when i was in elementary school and i could stay home, have some of that pink medicine, and watch american gladiators
TheAvatarofBalls: but it has no benefits now
1/14/06- SupaDupaBee: i like white chocolate chunk ones with macadamia nuts
SupaDupaBee: have you ever tried those/
TheAvatarofBalls: no
TheAvatarofBalls: they sound good though
TheAvatarofBalls: they used to have cookies similar to that in my high school
TheAvatarofBalls: and i don't think its a coincidence that when they got rid of them i dropped out
1/27/06- SupaDupaBee: i dunno, community service might not be that bad
SupaDupaBee: what kind of stuff would it be?
TheAvatarofBalls: it just depends on what you get assigned, sometimes you clean the rec center, sometimes you pick up trash in public places, and sometimes you throw dead dogs into a dumpster
SupaDupaBee: LOL OH YEAH I FORGOT ABOUT THAT
3/26/06- TheAvatarofBalls: i see all these kids and shit that seem like my peers, but then i'm like, "wait, im old now"
SupaDupaBee: lol yeah
SupaDupaBee: i still feel like i should be a junior in high school
SupaDupaBee: instead of college
TheAvatarofBalls: yeah, i feel like i should be out being young again
TheAvatarofBalls: instead of sitting inside all the time and wanting to be a doctor
4/10/06- TheAvatarofBalls: im recovering from a 2 day hangover
SupaDupaBee: haha
TheAvatarofBalls: i don't think i'll be ok until i eat a pizza
TheAvatarofBalls: even if that takes weeks
SupaDupaBee: so eat one
SupaDupaBee: god a pizza sounds good
SupaDupaBee: im fucking starving
SupaDupaBee: and i think something smells like good food in the cybercafe.. but im probably just delusional at this point and its like someone's BO
5/24/06- TheAvatarofBalls: i have no future except for an alcoholic stand up comic act
TheAvatarofBalls: that's the only thing i want to do ever
SupaDupaBee: lolll
TheAvatarofBalls: my only true passion, to make a room full of people laugh, and if they don't dig it i will tell the most insane fucked up stories that will make people so uncomfortable
5/26/06- TheAvatarofBalls: so i was driving around with christy yesterday and we drove by this yard full of old people with no shirts on and they had all been addicted to meth for decades, you could just tell because they had no teeth and they had that skeletor look, and one of them spun in a circle and threw a tire at the other one right as we passed them
TheAvatarofBalls: it was awesome
TheAvatarofBalls: and it was enough to make me not want to do amphetamines ever again
6/3/06- SupaDupaBee: you have to have a masters degree to be a librarian, lol
TheAvatarofBalls: yeah, how fuckin retarded is that
TheAvatarofBalls: you have to take dewey decimal system and owning books 101
TheAvatarofBalls: and write a thesis on it
SupaDupaBee: lololol
TheAvatarofBalls: my friend's mom was a librarian
SupaDupaBee: really?
TheAvatarofBalls: and she was morbidly obese and suicidal
TheAvatarofBalls: she was married to this little tiny nerdy guy too
TheAvatarofBalls: its was hilarious
6/25/06- TheAvatarofBalls: do you remember that movie the sandlot, and more specifically, the character yeahyeah ?
SupaDupaBee: lol yeah...yeah
TheAvatarofBalls: i found his myspace the other day
TheAvatarofBalls: like its really him, he can't spell very well
6/26/06- TheAvatarofBalls: oh well, i have a big box of sweet tarts
SupaDupaBee: lol
SupaDupaBee: oh man i was craving some of those earlier today
SupaDupaBee: randomly
SupaDupaBee: i wish i still had some sour skittles at least
TheAvatarofBalls: its because we have a psychological connection
7/2/06- on a scale of juan to julio i give it a pedro dice:
i can only imagine how much better my life would be if my family owned slaves
Ballaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack dice:
lolll
on a scale of juan to julio i give it a pedro dice:
i'd probably be successful or something
on a scale of juan to julio i give it a pedro dice:
or at least fatter
Ballaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack dice:
yeah i was reading how slaves were worse for the economy than like, exploiting mexican workers and stuff
on a scale of juan to julio i give it a pedro dice:
but not worse than people who can't stop having babies
on a scale of juan to julio i give it a pedro dice:
or gasoline
7/2/06- on a scale of juan to julio i give it a pedro dice:
i feel shitty today...i drank a fucking shitload, drew a moustache on with a sharpie and we went to this firework display and i made a total ass of myself, but at least i don't live here
7/5/06- number two in the rankings dice:
what the fuck kind of stupid show is this on tv
number two in the rankings dice:
some girl got her nosed pierced and she's worried that all of her yuppie friends at this coffee shop aren't going to like her anymore or something
number two in the rankings dice:
now she's reading the dumbest poem ever
number two in the rankings dice:
oh my god
12/28/06- TheAvatarofBalls: brb, there are 11 cats in this house and one of them knocked something over
3/8/07- SupaDupaBee: so you start work today?
TheAvatarofBalls: no, some asshole boss of my boss is on vacation and instead of having someone else do his paperwork he's just letting it pile up
TheAvatarofBalls: so i have to wait until next week
TheAvatarofBalls: she's all pissed off about it
TheAvatarofBalls: she seems like a cool lady, i hope she wants to have an affair with me and that's why she hired me
3/20/07- TheAvatarofBalls: i'm watching judge maria lopez
TheAvatarofBalls: and these two black ladies are on there because they got in a fight at work and one of them stabbed the other with a ball point pen
TheAvatarofBalls: "i had an unsufferin migraine headache because she pult me to the floor by my hurr"
3/20/07- TheAvatarofBalls: i want to do interpretive dance
3/28/07- i may have shit my pants dice:
go to youtube and search for mr. boston...there are clips of him doing stand up comedy before he was on the show
i may have shit my pants dice:
and its so fucking bad
i may have shit my pants dice:
there's also a clip of him dancing to michael jackson and having his friend video tape it while he talks about how cool it will be on the internet
Blaming it on Rio dice:
lolllllll
Blaming it on Rio dice:
he reminds me of this guy i used to have a crush on in middle school
Blaming it on Rio dice:
except boston is much cooler
i may have shit my pants dice:
haha, you're into the most awkward and possibly homosexual guys possible aren't you?
Blaming it on Rio dice:
lol well yes, i guess i am
4/10/07- TheAvatarofBalls: do you remember me telling you about the 400 pound black girl that lived next to us at our last apartment
TheAvatarofBalls: and how she had like 30-40 guests a day
SupaDupaBee: LOL NO!
TheAvatarofBalls: ok, well anyway, she was a big fat bitch and all these gangsta ass dudes would always be over there and like two weeks ago the apartment we were living in got broken into and then she moved out immediately after
SupaDupaBee: [huge font] LOL
4/17/07- 666momdadpoopracecarpoopdadmom666 dice:
there are only like 3 taco bells in des moines though
666momdadpoopracecarpoopdadmom666 dice:
we have this bullshit place called taco john's
Flintstones Sour Gummy Vitamins dice:
LOLLL
666momdadpoopracecarpoopdadmom666 dice:
the food there sucks, and its expensive
Flintstones Sour Gummy Vitamins dice:
thats like taco bell for EVEN WHITER people
666momdadpoopracecarpoopdadmom666 dice:
they give you fuckin tater tots with the value meal
4/30/07- farge dice:
puncture wounds and deep cuts you have to see a doctor to figure out whether or not to use it
Capullo - Cholesterol Free Food o_O dice:
lol
farge dice:
who goes to the fucking doctor these days
farge dice:
i don't have insurance and i can't afford to pay that shit
farge dice:
so i'm just never gonna go
Capullo - Cholesterol Free Food o_O dice:
lol same here
7/21/07- TheAvatarofBalls: there's an invisible garage sale on 20th street
TheAvatarofBalls: everything is free
SupaDupaBee: lol
TheAvatarofBalls: sherman hill is such a weird neighborhood
TheAvatarofBalls: its like living in bizarro world, its disturbing but surprisingly safe
SupaDupaBee: is there really a sign for an invisible garage sale then?
SupaDupaBee: lol
TheAvatarofBalls: well, there's a garage sale sign that says FREE real big but there's no garage sale
TheAvatarofBalls: or even the aftermath of a garage sale
TheAvatarofBalls: it points you down a dead end
TheAvatarofBalls: i think its a rape trap for little kids
11/6/07- TheAvatarofBalls: we went to this place called what cheer, iowa
TheAvatarofBalls: on our way back from iowa city
TheAvatarofBalls: and we went into this tiny bar called marilyn's tavern
TheAvatarofBalls: only about 500 people live there
TheAvatarofBalls: and this one guy had a dingo
TheAvatarofBalls: and this other old guy would come to our table and tell us a dirty joke and then go back to the bar...he did it about 6 times
TheAvatarofBalls: the guy with the dingo smoked weed inside the bar with us...everyone in the bar just kinda passed it around
TheAvatarofBalls: it was such a weird place
SupaDupaBee: LOL!!!
SupaDupaBee: ooh i misread
SupaDupaBee: well its still funny, but i thought you said the dingo smoked weed too
11/21/07- TheAvatarofBalls: what the hell are conguitos and how are they allowed to have a blackface baby as their mascot?
SupaDupaBee: theyre chocolate covered peanuts
SupaDupaBee: and theyre from spain so they can do anything
SupaDupaBee: haha but since you brought it up
SupaDupaBee: http://community.livejournal.com/microliving/37637.html
SupaDupaBee: read the comments
TheAvatarofBalls: fuck that, black face is sweet, maybe it would be offensive if the baby was like partially made of watermelon, was holding a welfare check, and giving birth to 6 more babies
1/30/08- TheAvatarofBalls: did you watch peewee's playhouse when you were a kid?
SupaDupaBee: occasionally
TheAvatarofBalls: have you seen it since?
SupaDupaBee: no
SupaDupaBee: why?
TheAvatarofBalls: i bought a 5 disc set of it for like 12 bucks and it fucking rules
SupaDupaBee: LOL
TheAvatarofBalls: its maybe the coolest thing i've ever seen
4/3/08- TheAvatarofBalls: i think there's a rift in the time space continuum
SupaDupaBee: whats happened today?
TheAvatarofBalls: somebody was parked on the sidewalk
TheAvatarofBalls: it started snowing the biggest snowflakes i've ever seen by far, huge fuckers, like 2 inches long and an inch wide
SupaDupaBee: haha cool
SupaDupaBee: anything else weird?
SupaDupaBee: i love weird days like that
TheAvatarofBalls: my friend moved in with his step brother and the apartment was full of daddy long legs
SupaDupaBee: LOL!
SupaDupaBee: thats creepy
TheAvatarofBalls: the 9 o'clock news ticker was spewing nonsense like, "alleged smoker less harmful than other"
TheAvatarofBalls: for like 20 minutes
TheAvatarofBalls: just complete nonsense
TheAvatarofBalls: and the newscaster guy i had never seen before
TheAvatarofBalls: and the backdrop was not the usual one
SupaDupaBee: maybe they decided to do april fools a few days late
TheAvatarofBalls: i think someone hijacked the news
SupaDupaBee: lol
TheAvatarofBalls: taco bell was out of beans
SupaDupaBee: LOL
SupaDupaBee: wtf
TheAvatarofBalls: that's what i said
4/3/08- TheAvatarofBalls: i just want to fuck mindi, and hopefully this pamphlet is a good foot in the door
SupaDupaBee: LOL
TheAvatarofBalls: mindi is our district leader
TheAvatarofBalls: and then i can quit blockbuster and do something meaningful with my life
4/3/08- SupaDupaBee: ugh whatever, i give up
SupaDupaBee: it said i needed to be over 13
TheAvatarofBalls: which you aren't
SupaDupaBee: well i guess i can promote it on kids.yahoo.com
SupaDupaBee: lol
TheAvatarofBalls: so you can't
SupaDupaBee: yeah this is fucked up
TheAvatarofBalls: what's the deal with internet user agreements saying you have to be 13?
SupaDupaBee: i dont know, but this is gay, im 23
SupaDupaBee: whatever, getting little kids to my site is better than nothing
TheAvatarofBalls: haha
SupaDupaBee: maybe little kids will IM you from now on
TheAvatarofBalls: and then i can rape them
SupaDupaBee: haha yeah...
SupaDupaBee: oh wait i dont think this will be approved
SupaDupaBee: i say fuck and shit a lot and i have this part where im talking about vietnamese doctors looking at my pussy
6/9/08- Moldy Pi says:
Some people who have trouble sleeping will resort to mild sedatives like Ambien and Lunesta.
The U.S. Food and Drug Administration recently asked the makers of these sedative-hypnotic drugs to strengthen their warning labels. This action followed reports of dangerous allergic reactions, as well as a host of bizarre behavioral side effects that include sleep-driving, making phone calls, and preparing and eating food or having sex while asleep.
Moldy Pi says:
hahaha can you imagine doing all that asleep?
left my wallet in el segundo says:
it really happens to people, they think sarah's cousin might've been sleepwalking when he killed himself
Moldy Pi says:
although claudio has tried to fuck me twice in his sleep and he doesnt take any drugs
Moldy Pi says:
wowww thats intense
left my wallet in el segundo says:
and her sister took it and she bought and ate all this ice cream
left my wallet in el segundo says:
and doesn't remember it
left my wallet in el segundo says:
well, everyone tries to fuck in their sleep
Moldy Pi says:
wait so her cousin who killed himself was taking sleep medicine?
Moldy Pi says:
i dont!
left my wallet in el segundo says:
it was in his system, i'm not sure if he was prescribed it or not
left my wallet in el segundo says:
well, all guys
left my wallet in el segundo says:
we will try to fuck you no matter what the situation is
Moldy Pi says:
lol
left my wallet in el segundo says:
we could be freshly decapitated and our headless corpse will dry hump you on its way down
6/9/08- left my wallet in el segundo says:
in san francisco i really saw a bunch of homeless people who couldn't walk very well and they were totally zombies
left my wallet in el segundo says:
like one stiff leg, hunched over, walking very slow, mumbling, "chhaaannggee"
6/22/08- left my wallet in el segundo says:
i keep getting bitten by fucking mosquitos
left my wallet in el segundo says:
i don't get bitten by mosquitos
left my wallet in el segundo says:
i haven't for years and years
Moldy Pi says:
really? thats weird
left my wallet in el segundo says:
and now i'm getting eaten
Moldy Pi says:
maybe its because you dont smoke and drink as much
left my wallet in el segundo says:
maybe its because i go outside now
Moldy Pi says:
lollll
left my wallet in el segundo says:
that's probably it
8/11/08- left my wallet in el segundo says:
i just imagine some redneck teenager running out of the back room at full speed with his arm extended out and hand shaped into a fist splatting into my face
left my wallet in el segundo says:
that's how every shoplifting scenario ends in my head
10/10/08- TheAvatarofBalls: i'm actually paying for the internet now
TheAvatarofBalls: its so weird
SupaDupaBee: whaat
SupaDupaBee: why? did they put a password on the free wifi?
TheAvatarofBalls: free wifi being an unsuspecting neighbor and yes
TheAvatarofBalls: i think its my fault though, i was changing the guys router settings and opening ports for utorrent so i could pirate easier
TheAvatarofBalls: and i changed some of his mediacom assisted search settings
TheAvatarofBalls: he had some spyware fucking with his router's IP settings and i fixed that for him though, i was looking out for him
SupaDupaBee: LOLLL
1/25/09- TheAvatarofBalls: did i tell you i have a chinese stalker?
SupaDupaBee: LOL NO
SupaDupaBee: i feel like ive missed out on so much now that i dont talk to you on aim as much
TheAvatarofBalls: ok, well there's a website that if you sign up it will connect you with other people who were born on the same day and year as you were
TheAvatarofBalls: so it connected me with this chinese dude
TheAvatarofBalls: we talked here and there he seemed like a normal dude
TheAvatarofBalls: now he lives in ankeny
TheAvatarofBalls: which is about 12 miles away from where i live
TheAvatarofBalls: i guess his girlfriend is from here or something, i don't know how they met or anything, i've seen pictures on his facebook with this white girl though...i don't think he's actually stalking me, but what a fucking coincidence
1/25/09- TheAvatarofBalls: i'm gonna try to save 10 thousand by the end of the year
SupaDupaBee: cool, i hope you can
TheAvatarofBalls: and then i'll spend it all on hotdogs
TheAvatarofBalls: and i'll put them in bad places where they will rot
TheAvatarofBalls: and people will smell it
TheAvatarofBalls: but won't see it
SupaDupaBee: hahaha i did that once, with a carton of milk
SupaDupaBee: i was in 4th grade though, i wouldnt do that these days
TheAvatarofBalls: you sabotaged someone?
SupaDupaBee: i dont waste food
TheAvatarofBalls: with stinky milk?
SupaDupaBee: my school lol
TheAvatarofBalls: that's awesome
SupaDupaBee: i know!
TheAvatarofBalls: you were a terrorist even back then
SupaDupaBee: in fairness it was my friend's idea
SupaDupaBee: my WHITE friend lol
SupaDupaBee: yeah we hid it in a good spot too lol
TheAvatarofBalls: your friend allah
1/25/09- TheAvatarofBalls: i tried to walk 12 miles once
TheAvatarofBalls: but i got about 7 into it and somebody i knew saw me and gave me a ride
TheAvatarofBalls: it was nice out though
SupaDupaBee: hahahaha
SupaDupaBee: 12 miles? i think you told me about that
SupaDupaBee: where were you going?
TheAvatarofBalls: from the pee test place to my apartment in sherman hill
TheAvatarofBalls: and i failed the pee test
TheAvatarofBalls: so it was all for nothing
SupaDupaBee: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
SupaDupaBee: nevermind that must have been some other time you walked a long distance
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Val
12/15/04- LuvinCBSD: my sistas a hoe
LuvinCBSD: she left her comp on with an IM up and i read it shes a slut
LuvinCBSD: n her bf is on steroids
SupaDupaBee: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
12/20/04- LuvinCBSD: i dun wanna go bakk to skool
LuvinCBSD: i hate that i gotta stay on my dads insurance n be a full time student
LuvinCBSD: i wish i was famous with a drug problem
4/25/05- LuvinCBSD: alex's buissness closed down
SupaDupaBee: LOL ARE YOU SERIOUS?
SupaDupaBee: the xray place???
LuvinCBSD: they gae him like 3,000 to support himself till he finds a job....yeah riight POT, lollipops, and fucken speakers in his car
6/13/05- LuvinCBSD: im so scared bout dorming
SupaDupaBee: haha
SupaDupaBee: you should be
SupaDupaBee: lol no i bet itll be kinda cool
LuvinCBSD: 9 girls aisha...9 GIRLS
SupaDupaBee: you're bound to make at least 1 friend out of that, right?
LuvinCBSD: lol i hope
SupaDupaBee: or 8 enemies
9/11/05- SupaDupaBee: but i would think that at the beginning of the schoolyear thered be more parties and stuff
SupaDupaBee: college freshmen are so stupid though
SupaDupaBee: like they all get so drunk they pass out
SupaDupaBee: and then tell people about it
SupaDupaBee: like its some glamourous lifestyle
LuvinCBSD: id rather do that tho....i mean my best friend truly is a 10yr old
LuvinCBSD: whos nickname is mooshie
11/16/05- SupaDupaBee: yeah i hate those moms that think their kids are so perfect
SupaDupaBee: and theyre like, really drug dealers
LuvinCBSD: yea i kno i hate that
LuvinCBSD: every italian mom is like that
LuvinCBSD: ONLY with their sons
LuvinCBSD: me i did EVERYTHING WRONG
7/12/06- LuvinCBSD: man i dunno how she is sofat she has a kid younger than alexa OMG that kid prob weighs m,ore than u
LuvinCBSD: watch go to like google and type in overweight baby n i bet those kids show up
6/18/07- SupaDupaBee: ew i hate going to peoples houses when it reaks like their pets
LuvinCBSD: haha i know!!!!!! and they never wanna take care of there fucking baby!!! they had a bbq on meorial day and her fucking BF hands me this drooling kid to play guitar hero
6/18/07- LuvinCBSD: hows the stepmonster
SupaDupaBee: haha i havent seen her since i was kicked out
LuvinCBSD: OMG i didnt tell u what fat maria DID!!!
SupaDupaBee: but someone threw a babyseat in my patio area that i cant even get to because my freaking sliding door to there is broken
SupaDupaBee: hahaha what?
SupaDupaBee: lol oh yeah and i passed by their house on the bus and the bedroom window was all cracked and someone duct taped it up, it looked so ghetto
LuvinCBSD: what?! who threw a baby seat?! fraida?!
LuvinCBSD: HAHAHA
SupaDupaBee: so either they were fighting and broke it, twice, or farida broke it and tried to blame it on me (probably that)
LuvinCBSD: LOL!!! U DONT EVEN LIVE THERE
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McKenna
2/12/04- SupaDupaBee: LOL OMG that is the funniest away message ever
Auto response from alternamac: bad mood- got treated like shit by some fat ass in the cafe and then MCI called again like 3 times- make it stop!
7/3/04- SupaDupaBee: like claudio didnt get 7 packages
SupaDupaBee: haha but he thinks thats the spanish mail and not ebay
alternamac: well the important thing is that he got his swollen asshole vein cream
SupaDupaBee: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
10/17/04- SupaDupaBee: so this is a hippy church or something?
alternamac: unitarian universalism
SupaDupaBee: oh ok
alternamac: is not really a religion
SupaDupaBee: yeah big time
SupaDupaBee: lol
alternamac: no really
alternamac: there is no doctrine
SupaDupaBee: my mom went to the unity church in houston a few times
alternamac: it is not christian
SupaDupaBee: yeah its like "everyone is right"
alternamac: or jewish
alternamac: or not
alternamac: yeah
SupaDupaBee: its stupid
alternamac: its stupid as shit
SupaDupaBee: lol
alternamac: the basic theme is "love everyone"
SupaDupaBee: anyways, my mom dragged my ass over to that church once
SupaDupaBee: well actually
SupaDupaBee: this was when she found my extra keyboard
SupaDupaBee: i think you remember that incident
alternamac: HAHAHA
SupaDupaBee: lol
SupaDupaBee: anyways
alternamac: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
alternamac: yeah
SupaDupaBee: so i go and it was like, they start off by meditating, at least half the people attending the service were gay, and they had some really weird singing portion at the end
alternamac: yeah this wasmore than half gay
alternamac: and the funny thing was
SupaDupaBee: and the sermon was all about forgiveness, lol, and my mom was all pissed at me about the keyboard
SupaDupaBee: lol yeah maybe more than half
alternamac: the gay people were all married
alternamac: and the straight people were just shacking up and having babies
SupaDupaBee: LOL!!!!
alternamac: it was really really fucking weirde
alternamac: these gay people had the normal families
alternamac: they had adopted kids mosy of them
SupaDupaBee: lol
alternamac: and had stable two married parent live
alternamac: s
alternamac: meanwhile back at the ranch
SupaDupaBee: LOL!
alternamac: fucking doobie and musha are toking up and not feeding thier children
10/4/05- alternamac: so my new man
SupaDupaBee: haha yes
alternamac: youre going to fucking love this
alternamac: his name
alternamac: is javier andres jose fernando cabezas
12/1/05- alternamac: do you remember andy fullick from bellaire
SupaDupaBee: no never heard of him
alternamac: oh ok nm
SupaDupaBee: why is he gay or something?
SupaDupaBee: lol
alternamac: no hes dead
SupaDupaBee: ooh man
alternamac: but close
alternamac: lol
SupaDupaBee: wow i feel bad about making the joke then
SupaDupaBee: LOL
1/9/06- alternamac: so when are you and clizau getting married
alternamac: and can i be your token gringa friend at the wedding?
SupaDupaBee: haha i dunno... maybe when he gets something resembling a job
SupaDupaBee: hahaha yeah
alternamac: most excellent
SupaDupaBee: no actually i dont want a wedding
SupaDupaBee: but you can be my token gringa friend anyway
alternamac: HAHAH!
alternamac: so baically what youre saying is
alternamac: im your token gringa friend
SupaDupaBee: lol yes
alternamac: wow
alternamac: SOLID
5/29/06- alternamac: the brothers name is
alternamac: felipe tomas luis fernando cabezas
alternamac: the little sister is isabel josephina luisa maria cabezas
alternamac: MAKE SOME DECISIONS PEOPLE
SupaDupaBee: lolll
alternamac: you cant just TACK ON EVERY NAME YOU LIKE
6/4/06- alternamac: the number three NFL draft pick this year
alternamac: was a UVA guy
alternamac: his name
alternamac: ?
alternamac: D'Brickashaw
alternamac: i couldnt fucking make that up if i tried
6/5/06- alternamac: can we PLEASE do something fun
alternamac: i have had the worst day
SupaDupaBee: lol aw
SupaDupaBee: ok sure
alternamac: can we play duck hunt
alternamac: im literally in tears
alternamac: i think duck hunt would really help
4/10/07- SupaDupaBee: so what have you been up to?
alternamac: um
alternamac: well other than being unreasonably constipated
alternamac: just eating chocolate and doing 8 minute abs
4/10/07- alternamac: 10-12 chem lecture 12-2 chem lab 4-6 phys lecture 6-9 phys lab
alternamac: mon-thurs
SupaDupaBee: well sometimes those labs let out early
SupaDupaBee: especially if you're with a group that wants to get it done and get the fuck out of there
SupaDupaBee: try to find those people
alternamac: yeh dude
alternamac: gotta find the white overachieveres
alternamac: the asian over achievers want to be pedantic and stay all fucking night getting it perfect
SupaDupaBee: LOLL
alternamac: the white kids are like close enough? sweet
3/24/08- alternamac: i didn't know yu could get food poisoning from fking WONTON SOUP
alternamac: it's the plainest shit in the universe
alternamac: i wasnt eating general tsos chicken and ASKING to be dropping nosehair singing ass bombs
SupaDupaBee: LOL well now you know to stay away
SupaDupaBee: haha sorry you had to learn the hard way though
alternamac: no shit.
alternamac: pun intended
alternamac: i wish i could drop a solid turd
alternamac: instead it's like ass-id rain
4/9/08- alternamac: oh my god
alternamac: m roommate and her bf are boning hardcore
alternamac: i want to die
4/14/08- [about Rachel Ray]
alternamac: she just grates my nerves
alternamac: the way her eyes all roll back in her head
alternamac: when she's eating everything from filet mignon to raw bacon fat
SupaDupaBee: LOL!
alternamac: she looks like she's coming all the time
alternamac: how do you have sex ith that?
alternamac: doesnt it get boring?
5/11/08- alternamac: we hung out that night
alternamac: then wednesday
alternamac: then we just spent damn near the entire weekend together
alternamac: despite the fact that I was sick
alternamac: for like 36 hours of it
SupaDupaBee: so why is this a bad thing? lol
alternamac: it's
alternamac: so comfortable
alternamac: and
alternamac: perfect
alternamac: this can't end well
SupaDupaBee: yeah maybe hes an alcoholic
SupaDupaBee: or a sex offender lol
alternamac: lol
alternamac: i checked
alternamac: the registry
SupaDupaBee: LOL
6/16/08- SupaDupaBee: so are you gonna be taking your comp to the bathroom on a regular basis now?
SupaDupaBee: sure beats old magazines lol
alternamac: no shit
alternamac: if i have to read about naomi watts being a "real person" in a glamour mag that is at least 7 months old i might have to kill someone
10/1/08- alternamac: man
alternamac: what happened
alternamac: i used to be skinny
alternamac: have farts that smelled like roses and six drops of menses
alternamac: now im here
SupaDupaBee: loll
SupaDupaBee: oh, my period was always heavy
alternamac: shoving whatever i can stuff into a pita into my face as fast as I can and wearing a pad the size of a fucking lifeboat
10/1/08- SupaDupaBee: clau started another course today so i basically sleep all day until 3 episodes of forensic files come on, dubbed into spanish
SupaDupaBee: my life is so glamorous
alternamac: you're really putting that degree to good use
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Yousef
1/14/05- Muj1187: i used to be able to jump on top of my car, but ever since i twisted my ankle ive been scared to jump high
Muj1187: haha cool
SupaDupaBee: LOL!!!!!!
Muj1187: thats like the only thing ive ever been somewhat proud of, being able to jump kinda high
4/16/05- Muj1187: yeah,...i just hope either that im alright and i just have to make small changes in my diet
SupaDupaBee: yeah, i hope its nothing big
Muj1187: or just like, that i die,.....cuz i dont wanna live if i have to eat nothing but oatmeal and subway the rest of my life
SupaDupaBee: LOL!!!!!
9/13/05- Muj1187: i just ate some garlic
Muj1187: my breath is FUUUUUNNNKYYYYY(obese Puerto Rican girl accent)
9/15/05- Muj1187: if u HAD to have dinner with either Prince or Rosie O'Donnell.....who would u have dinner w/
SupaDupaBee: oh that one is kinda tough
SupaDupaBee: i wanna have dinner with both of them
12/9/05- Muj1187: im thinkin of getting a jersey
Muj1187: but not sure which one
SupaDupaBee: haha you dont have one?
Muj1187: either UT or mich
Muj1187: i have an old rockets jersey from 4th grade
SupaDupaBee: loll
SupaDupaBee: aw
Muj1187: LOL i wore it to the rockets game last yr
3/10/06- Muj1187: i wanna either learn how to play guitar, or learn how to ride a unicycle
Muj1187: im leaning toward unicycle
SupaDupaBee: wow i was just thinking about learning how to play a guitar
SupaDupaBee: ok i can tackle that one and you can master unicycles
Muj1187: hahah cool
Muj1187: nice
SupaDupaBee: and together we will be unbeatable
Muj1187: then we can start a band
SupaDupaBee: LOL
Muj1187: 'el chulo y la bola'
Muj1187: 'wtf'
SupaDupaBee: LOLLLLLL
SupaDupaBee: hahahahaha omg im cracking up in the cybercafe
Muj1187: hahah theres this billboard on I-35 here that has that,....it also has some fat hispanic dude and another hispanic dude dressed up like an old lady, its pretty ridiculous
5/24/06- Muj1187: hahah alright so that girl lives next to this family friend (theyre arab) whos like kinda supposed to watch over her or whatever
Muj1187: and shes like not supposed to have boys over and stuff
SupaDupaBee: hahahahahah yeah
Muj1187: so i was like,...y doesnt naser get a bunch of guys,....knock on that family friends door and be like, ;Hi, is sarah here,....cuz we're here to have sex with her' lol......cuz like about a week before all this she kinda got in trouble cuz that lady saw me and naser attacking them w/shaving cream
Muj1187: and they made this huge deal about how the family friend saw us and that they were gonna get in trouble
SupaDupaBee: [huge] LOL
5/27/06- Muj1187: what ru gonna do tomorrow
SupaDupaBee: i dunno, i was thinkin of callin sandra and seeing what she was doing cuz shes leaving town soon
Muj1187: cooooool, back to Ithaca?
Muj1187: 'no, to Abidjan,....she's the ambassador to the Ivory Coast now'
Muj1187: wtf
SupaDupaBee: no she has an internship in atlanta
SupaDupaBee: LOL
5/31/06- Muj1187: i wonder when we'll have a black president
Muj1187: not some1 like colin powell
Muj1187: but some1 like Lil Wayne
SupaDupaBee: LOL!!
Muj1187: thatd be the shit
SupaDupaBee: i know!!!
SupaDupaBee: haha i would totally move out of the country though
SupaDupaBee: and be laughing from abroad
Muj1187: loll
Muj1187: whatever
Muj1187: id move closer to D.C
5/31/06- Muj1187: ah i wanna go swimming
SupaDupaBee: ahh that sounds like fun
SupaDupaBee: we should go into some apartments and swim
SupaDupaBee: i usedta do that with my friends
Muj1187: hahah yeah just like a random apt
SupaDupaBee: haha yeah
Muj1187: cool
SupaDupaBee: some of them had some really nice pools
Muj1187: 'you dont live here'!
SupaDupaBee: and no one ever uses them
Muj1187: then just like run off
SupaDupaBee: lol
SupaDupaBee: lol yeah
SupaDupaBee: but that never happened
Muj1187: hehe
SupaDupaBee: i guess cuz i went the times i went i had a white girl with me, lol
SupaDupaBee: they never suspect them of doing anything wrong
Muj1187: LOL
Muj1187: we'd like get pepper sprayed
6/7/06- Muj1187: loll the rockets might draft this dude named 'Rudy Gay'
SupaDupaBee: ok im gonna sign off
SupaDupaBee: LOL!!!!!!!!
Muj1187: which is awesome cuz we already have some1 whose last name is 'Head'
3/6/07- Muj1187: yeah, id go with my dad
Muj1187: seeing as how i cant speak urdu
Muj1187: it wouldnt be wise to go alone
Muj1187: haha
SupaDupaBee: lol
SupaDupaBee: the only image i have of your dad is that pic you took with your camera phone where he was in his underwear sitting on the couch
Muj1187: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SupaDupaBee: so now whenever you mention him thats how i picture him
5/6/07- SupaDupaBee: my favorite commercial, well there are 2 actually
SupaDupaBee: theres 1 for sudafed where this woman's head just keeps expanding
SupaDupaBee: because she has sinuses or something
Muj1187: hahahah
SupaDupaBee: like it becomes huge, lol i couldnt stop laughing when i saw that one
Muj1187: then some1 just pops it, like a balloon
SupaDupaBee: and the one for BEANO where its like an animated cabbage dancing with this woman
SupaDupaBee: lol no she takes sudafed and it deflates
5/12/07- SupaDupaBee: LOL thats so funny that you threw up at olive garden... like for some reason the name of that restaurant makes it all funnier
Muj1187: loll
Muj1187: it wouldve been worse if i threw up at 'LePeep'
Muj1187: which, is actually pretty good
SupaDupaBee: [huge] LOL
SupaDupaBee: LOL i forgot that place existed
7/20/07- Muj1187: did i tell u about what this lady said to me at work the other day after i got a really short haircut?
Muj1187: she was like 'YO MAMMA MUST'VE BEEN MAD WHEN SHE SAW U WITH THAT HAIRCUT'
Muj1187: loll
SupaDupaBee: [huge] LOL
SupaDupaBee: WHAT?
SupaDupaBee: lol are you serious someone said that?
Muj1187: hahaha yeah
Muj1187: i was kinda like,...uh....yeah
Muj1187: and just smiled, b/c it was an old lady
3/24/08- Muj1187: wii is so fun
SupaDupaBee: i knoow
Muj1187: 'we sho is'
SupaDupaBee: LOL!
SupaDupaBee: i didnt get it at first
3/24/08- Muj1187: i love how rappers can just call something somethin, and then ppl will start using the term
SupaDupaBee: LOL I KNOW
SupaDupaBee: esp white people
Muj1187: like in one paul wall song
Muj1187: he said somethin about 'sippin on that OSAMA'
Muj1187: and i was like wtf.,
Muj1187: loll
SupaDupaBee: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Muj1187: like the only connection i could make is that another nickname for that shit is 'oil'
SupaDupaBee: and then the next day you had an osama machine at work
Muj1187: LOL yes
5/28/08- SupaDupaBee: i suck at this
Muj1187: lol i figured u'd be an expert
Muj1187: thats lame that im good at this game but i suck at traveling
SupaDupaBee: haha
SupaDupaBee: i mean i guess im ok
SupaDupaBee: well the comments say im really good lol
Muj1187: OMG UR IQ IS OFF THE CHARTS
Muj1187: the comments get progressively creepy
Muj1187: OMG WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING
Muj1187: ARE YOU HOME ALONE?
Muj1187: 'WHY DONT YOU ANSWER ME' - thats the level 11 comment
Muj1187: its kinda weird
6/8/08- Muj1187: and the driving goes by fast when ur with friends
Muj1187: now if i took a cross country trip with like, my mortal enemy thatd prolly suck
SupaDupaBee: lol yeah i cant think of why you would do that though
Muj1187: HAHAH
SupaDupaBee: or who your mortal enemy would be
Muj1187: Mike Barajas
Muj1187: haha jk
Muj1187: 'i dont know who that is'
SupaDupaBee: LOLLL
SupaDupaBee: i had to think about it for a sec
SupaDupaBee: thats the anchorman for fox 26 news right?
Muj1187: do u ever listen to 97.9
Muj1187: yeah
SupaDupaBee: lol no i dont
SupaDupaBee: why
Muj1187: he does commercials for 97.9
Muj1187: and its ridiculous
Muj1187: i guess theres this DJ called 'dj cracker nuts'
Muj1187: no joke
SupaDupaBee: LOLOLOLOL
Muj1187: and like
SupaDupaBee: i already like this story
Muj1187: theres this commercial
Muj1187: and mike barajas is like 'this is mike barajas, and ur listening to the cracker nuts, on 97.9'
SupaDupaBee: lollllllllllllll
Muj1187: and u know how his voice sounds so serious
SupaDupaBee: hHAHAHA YES
Muj1187: its just ridiculouus to hear him say that
SupaDupaBee: lol omg i have to hear this
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SupaDupaBee: now im imagining you taking a road trip with mike barajas
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Jennelle
9/25/04- OBE KEN0BI: who spends their sat night at the gym and then doing hw?
OBE KEN0BI: I want a social life
OBE KEN0BI: isn't college supposed to be about the social life?
supadupabee: lol well
supadupabee: i stayed home pretty much all day playing an online cardgame similar to solitare
supadupabee: so... it could be worse
OBE KEN0BI: I'm playing spades right now!
9/27/04- OBE KEN0BI: ok so during my econ class
OBE KEN0BI: my phone goes off
SupaDupaBee: hehe ok
OBE KEN0BI: and it plays the first few notes of hokey pokey really loud cuz for a monday morning 8am class
SupaDupaBee: [huge] LOL
OBE KEN0BI: u forgoet to silence it
SupaDupaBee: [huge] LOL
OBE KEN0BI: so I reach over and silence it and my teacher goes "haven't heard that tune, what's that one?"
OBE KEN0BI: and I'm like "uh, the hokey pokey"
OBE KEN0BI: and the whole class cracks up
OBE KEN0BI: so I put it on vibrate
SupaDupaBee: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
OBE KEN0BI: and set it on my desk
SupaDupaBee: LOLOLL OMG IM SERIOUSLY CRACKING UP
OBE KEN0BI: and like two seconds later it goes off AGAIN
SupaDupaBee: LOL
OBE KEN0BI: and it's on vibrate
SupaDupaBee: who was it??
SupaDupaBee: loll
OBE KEN0BI: so it's still freaking loud
OBE KEN0BI: cuz it's vibrating on the hard desk
1/2/06- SupaDupaBee: you cant work for your mom again or something?
OBE KEN0BI: I mean we need to afford our apt and everything and I just have more and more student loans
OBE KEN0BI: nope
OBE KEN0BI: she hired my freaking cousin instead of me
SupaDupaBee: LOL NO WAY
SupaDupaBee: THAT ONE WHO GAVE HER A FAKE CHRISTMAS GIFT?
OBE KEN0BI: YES
SupaDupaBee: the "donation"
SupaDupaBee: LOLOLOLOL
OBE KEN0BI: thanks for freaking UNDERSTANDING
OBE KEN0BI: cuz NO ONE ELSE DOES NOT EVEN HER
SupaDupaBee: LOL!!!
SupaDupaBee: omg... dude that fucking sucks
SupaDupaBee: i would be so pissed if i were you
OBE KEN0BI: yeah I AM
OBE KEN0BI: cuz she obviously likes my cousin more than me
SupaDupaBee: wow thats horrible
OBE KEN0BI: even though she fucking worked in a fucking porn store for three years which is her whole fucking resume
SupaDupaBee: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
5/25/07- Car elle est comme toi, un chat says:
im so glad im outta school
J-DAWG says:
I feel like I'm outta school
J-DAWG says:
and that's really bad
J-DAWG says:
because I'm literally failing my classes
J-DAWG says:
lol I just have to pass
6/20/07- OBE KEN0BI: one of my messed up friends from middle school
OBE KEN0BI: had a baby a few weeks after my little sister last year
OBE KEN0BI: I checked her name in the comp
OBE KEN0BI: and she had a DUII last month
OBE KEN0BI: I hope her baby wasn't in the car
OBE KEN0BI: she is so messed up
SupaDupaBee: LOL i love how youre checking on everyone you ever knew
SupaDupaBee: like facebook but with criminal records
OBE KEN0BI: LOL
OBE KEN0BI: wow I can use facebook to get ideas of ppl to check
6/28/07- OBE KEN0BI: didnt they all get preg
SupaDupaBee: all except sporty
OBE KEN0BI: lol
SupaDupaBee: lol
SupaDupaBee: WAIT omg they said theyre randomly selecting who gets to buy tickets????
SupaDupaBee: wtf you cant just buy them???
OBE KEN0BI: LOL
OBE KEN0BI: are u seriously looking at buying tix?
SupaDupaBee: OMG IF I DONT GET TO GO I WILL SERIOUSLY CRY
SupaDupaBee: im tearing up right now!!!!!
7/19/07- SupaDupaBee: soo how did fredy's bday go?
OBE KEN0BI: I drank three margaritas lol
OBE KEN0BI: we had a cake
OBE KEN0BI: and two of his "interesting" friends came over
OBE KEN0BI: a mexican guy he works with who is 20 and looks pretty normal
OBE KEN0BI: he says he smokes a lot of weed though
OBE KEN0BI: and then his girlfriend who lives with him
OBE KEN0BI: and she's only 16 and dropped out of highschool to live with him
OBE KEN0BI: he doesn't speak very much english at all, and she doesn't speak hardley any spanish
SupaDupaBee: LOL
OBE KEN0BI: yeah they are real winners lol
OBE KEN0BI: but the guy made awesome enchiladas
10/19/08- Jennelle says: so then we are sitting at the table
Jennelle says: and my mom's husband and my little sister start burping really loud
Jennelle says: oh they started without us
Jennelle says: and didn't even leave two places together
Jennelle says: so we had to sit apart
Jennelle says: and then I asked to pass the turkey
Jennelle says: and my mom was like "more turkey? Well don't take very much, I want some leftovers"
Jennelle says: lol and this was after I hyped up fredy that theres always a lot of food and u can eat as much as u want Jennelle says: and he didn't even want to serve himself turkey after hearing my mom bitch
Jennelle says: it was like the thanksgiving from hell
Aisha says: LOLLLLLLLLLLL
Aisha says: OMG LOL THATS HORRIBLE
Jennelle says: so now anytime I bring up thanksgiving he just dismisses it as a big facade
12/23/08- J-DAWG says:
I got a bunch of people writing happy birthday on my wall I haven't talked to since high school
Retired Pi says:
i mean if it werent for that minifeed it would be ok
Retired Pi says:
hahaha i knoooooooooooow i hate that shit omg
J-DAWG says:
one guy was like "happy birthday from korea"
Retired Pi says:
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Retired Pi says:
THEY ALWAYS DO THAT
Retired Pi says:
to let you know they're in some other country
Retired Pi says:
like theyre soo cool
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Christian
6/26/05- sevenlbsoflove: god. so i was in montrose last night for a bday dinner. yeah, it was insane last nite
SupaDupaBee: haha oh yeah howd that go?
sevenlbsoflove: oh god. lol. like some girl started accusing me of stealing her wallet and yeah. the cop came up and asked her what they looked and she yelled " i dont know who the fuck di dthat shit. they were FUCKING CHOCKING ME!"
SupaDupaBee: LOL WHAT?
10/31/05- sevenlbsoflove: u trick-o-treating?
SupaDupaBee: no im not, i dont have a costume and im 20
sevenlbsoflove: hahaha whateve lol. just say ur 15
SupaDupaBee: theyll be like "yo fat ass can DRIVE to the store and buy yoself some candy"
SupaDupaBee: and ill be like "actually i dont know how to drive"n
sevenlbsoflove: HAHAHAHA
SupaDupaBee: but theyll have slammed the door in my face by then
sevenlbsoflove: my dad used to hand out pamplets about jehova's witnesses
SupaDupaBee: LOL OH GOD
SupaDupaBee: im glad you said used to
12/31/05- sevenlbsoflove: what u doing?
SupaDupaBee: burning a game cd of this rom that took days to dl
SupaDupaBee: so this is a pretty exciting moment
SupaDupaBee: if all goes well ill be blasting zombie heads into 2006
9/25/06- sevenlbsoflove: juan was doing like 95 in a 70 on some highway and we got pulled over. he started lying to the cop telling him about he has diahrreah or whatever. then, he randomly comes to me and asks me questions. he starts off the convo with "do you smoke marijuna?"
sevenlbsoflove: who the fuck starts a convo w/that?
9/30/06- sevenlbsoflove: haha oh, im going to get back at him
SupaDupaBee: ooh how???
SupaDupaBee: i love revenge plans
sevenlbsoflove: hhehe time to sign his addy up to porn sites
sevenlbsoflove: haha
sevenlbsoflove: u know send him a dildo
sevenlbsoflove: yeah, it's petty, immature and unhealthy, but fuck him and trying to make me an extension of himself
3/20/07- SupaDupaBee: so have you gotten any newspaper perks this semester?
sevenlbsoflove: binoculuars and twinkies
5/1/07- SupaDupaBee: i finally heard mas maiz, loll
sevenlbsoflove: YES
sevenlbsoflove: haha
SupaDupaBee: well i watched the video on youtube
SupaDupaBee: LOL it was amazing
SupaDupaBee: lol and the best part was, lol, when i was watching it i had my headphones on here in the office, and then fifi, this chinese woman who does bookkeeping came up behind me to ask me something and i totally didnt hear her
SupaDupaBee: and then she saw me watching the video and laughing
SupaDupaBee: and i already must have looked bad because i came into work 3 hours late
sevenlbsoflove: haha oh man
6/14/07- sevenlbsoflove: i just paid chick-fil-a with quaters and dimes
SupaDupaBee: LOL
SupaDupaBee: see this is why we're friends
1/21/08- sevenlbsoflove: i need to shave
sevenlbsoflove: i look like a rapist again
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Carl
1/15/02- CarlLCFC: haha did i tell you about when i rung the police, told them i'd killed someone then put the phone down?
Ponchie Da Blob: LOL NO
6/10/02- (about Marat Safin)
CarlLCFC: I reckon he sets his anchor in poo bay though
Ponchie Da Blob: Ahh don't say that
(a few minutes later)
Ponchie Da Blob: Well, I gotta hand it to ya, you know one when you see one
9/1/02- CarlLCFC: it's not like telling them "don't go outside as some pervert may take you away, then rape you then cut you up and decorate his house with your body parts" is it
Ponchie Da Blob: LOL
9/29/04- CarlLCFC: i put my hand to my mouth and went "hee hee hee" and that, which only increased their laughter
9/29/04- CarlLCFC: and great britain got 0 points in the eurovision song contest
SupaDupaBee: i can only imagine what that is
CarlLCFC: it is probably worse than it sounds
CarlLCFC: which is fucking saying something
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Syd (Sarah)
2/18/02- Ponchie Da Blob: LOL oh have you seen those n sync bobblehead things at best buy??
Ponchie Da Blob: now THAT'S funny
LemonadeShakeUp: LOL YES IT IS
Ponchie Da Blob: lol they were selling em in like nov as potential christmas gifts i guess
Ponchie Da Blob: and they still have like 6000 in each store
Ponchie Da Blob: and they actually had a lil note on the best buy ads when they were new like "limit 10 per customer"
Ponchie Da Blob: wow i say like a lot
LemonadeShakeUp: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ponchie Da Blob: haha n sync is so easy to make fun of
LemonadeShakeUp: they really are
LemonadeShakeUp: sometimes if its on like conan or something tho its a low blow cause conan can do so much better
Ponchie Da Blob: hah i know
Ponchie Da Blob: like some unknown nyc band with a banjo-playing lead singer
3/2/02- LemonadeShakeUp: i bet a fun game to make and play would be "balding super midgets fighter"
Ponchie Da Blob: midgets are so overrated
4/1/02- Ponchie Da Blob: god i can waste even more hours online looking at blogs of people i barely know
Super Panda Puff: LOL
Super Panda Puff: thats always fun though
Ponchie Da Blob: heh yeah
Ponchie Da Blob: god these are all lame
Ponchie Da Blob: i'm bored again
4/14/03- SupaDupaBee: my friend's brother had a snake that ate rats everyday
SupaDupaBee: i think once i watched him feed it
PandaPillow: everyday?
PandaPillow: thats a lot
SupaDupaBee: no wait maybe like once a week
SupaDupaBee: haha thas a big difference
PandaPillow: i thought snakes were only.. lol yeah
SupaDupaBee: i dunno it was a while ago
SupaDupaBee: maybe i never even watched it eat
PandaPillow: i saw a snake in the park today in the middle of eating a frog like twice its size
SupaDupaBee: maybe it was a dog and not a snake and it ate dogfood and not rats
SupaDupaBee: ...
SupaDupaBee: lol cool
4/14/03- PandaPillow: you know its funny about MSG
SupaDupaBee: lol... a lot of stuff?
PandaPillow: how its in chinese food. and how it gives you a headache... just like chinese people
SupaDupaBee: LOLLL
SupaDupaBee: did you know they sell msg in grocery stores?
SupaDupaBee: or at least they had a lot of it at auchans when it was going out of business
PandaPillow: damn
PandaPillow: i did not know that... i'll have to go get me some
SupaDupaBee: lol yeah i was thinking about stocking up on it and putting it in a "secret plans box" under my bed
SupaDupaBee: but then i figured that was too much work
PandaPillow: LOL
SupaDupaBee: and my dad would wonder why i was buying so much msg
SupaDupaBee: and id haveta come up with some whack story
PandaPillow: you really love asian people
PandaPillow: duh
PandaPillow: that ain't no whack
SupaDupaBee: lol hey yeah
SupaDupaBee: too bad auchans already closed down
SupaDupaBee: :_(
SupaDupaBee: tear
9/9/03- SupaDupaBee: heey
PandaPillow: omg
PandaPillow: guess what i found on my toilet paper (before i used it)
SupaDupaBee: LOLLLLL THAT IS THE BEST INTRO TO A CONVERSATION EVER
1/5/04- SupaDupaBee: haha i just kinda left the tv on the other spanish channel cuz i couldnt find judge hatchett and i hear this guy say "my mom's getting married today and she didnt even invite me to the wedding" and i look up and its some bald guy smoking a cigar with an eyepatch
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SupaDupaBee: LOL the eyepatch guy is back on screen
Brachypelmic: i used to watch them a lot too but then i got tired of em
SupaDupaBee: damn now hes off again
Brachypelmic: LOL EYE PATCH
Brachypelmic: damnit
SupaDupaBee: really which judge shows did you watch?
Brachypelmic: judy and joe brown
SupaDupaBee: ooh hes gonna ruin the wedding
SupaDupaBee: hahah hes drivin an suv
SupaDupaBee: hahah and now there's some woman with giant fake boobs
SupaDupaBee: LOL whoa he just ran over a pregnant woman
1/11/04- Brachypelmic: roseanne is so awesome
SupaDupaBee: lol
Brachypelmic: i love how darlene is the one who was always flunking school and ended up the sucessful one while becky got straight as and ended up in the trailor park
SupaDupaBee: LOLOLOL
Brachypelmic: cause thats soo how it really works
SupaDupaBee: yeah, maybe darlene was how roseanne was when she was a kid
SupaDupaBee: cept fatter
1/29/04- Brachypelmic: I was hanging out with my moms bfs daughter and one of her friends tonight
Brachypelmic: they're okay actually
SupaDupaBee: LOL awesome
SupaDupaBee: oh
SupaDupaBee: damn
Brachypelmic: shes still immature and stuck up a little bit but eh
SupaDupaBee: lol
SupaDupaBee: so whats ok about her then?
Brachypelmic: well shes nice
Brachypelmic: and kinda funny
SupaDupaBee: "nice" you could say that about anyone really
Brachypelmic: and she knows that shes stupid for getting drunk and doing drugs and stuff
SupaDupaBee: cept for you and me
SupaDupaBee: lol
Brachypelmic: LOL tru dat
SupaDupaBee: well knowing your stupid is always good
SupaDupaBee: loll
Brachypelmic: LOL yes
Brachypelmic: shes just kinda cool
Brachypelmic: I guess i never meet people so anyone who is willing to hang out with me i'm just like WOW YOURE COOL
SupaDupaBee: [huge] LOL
2/5/04- Brachypelmic: yoooo
SupaDupaBee: heey
Brachypelmic: whatcha doin?
SupaDupaBee: changing my username on my washington mutual account
SupaDupaBee: you?
Brachypelmic: eating the cream out of generic oreos
SupaDupaBee: LOL excellent
2/8/04- Brachypelmic: thats actually messed up
SupaDupaBee: it really is, i hate them
SupaDupaBee: i wanna send them angry emails
Brachypelmic: LOL
SupaDupaBee: LOL thats how i deal with my frustration
SupaDupaBee: through the internet
Brachypelmic: LOL
Brachypelmic: where they just delete it
2/8/04- SupaDupaBee: lololol omg i got the weirdest email
SupaDupaBee: these spam ones get weirder all the time
SupaDupaBee: ok, have you heard of that early 90s britpop group Take That?
Brachypelmic: LOL i have now
SupaDupaBee: lolol ok
SupaDupaBee: nm then
SupaDupaBee: cuz the email was titled "re: Take that!" and i was like "...im pretty sure i didnt send an email with that subject... but just in case"
SupaDupaBee: and it starts out about the group and Radio One
Brachypelmic: LMAOLMAOLMAO
SupaDupaBee: but then its just trying to sell you generic medicine
2/8/04- SupaDupaBee: whyd you see it?
SupaDupaBee: spudsy was watching it?
Brachypelmic: potao or ...yeah spudsy wanted me to see it really bad
SupaDupaBee: lol i almost called her lumpy... like, i knew her nickname had something to do with potatoes
Brachypelmic: LMAO
SupaDupaBee: but thats just a character from leave it to beaver
Brachypelmic: LOL
SupaDupaBee: there i go again, mixing up real life with tv
6/16/04- Brachypelmic: i guess that chick didnt think you had to stop in the median and look to see whats coming
SupaDupaBee: on a highway?
SupaDupaBee: ooh yeah they have that shit in seattle
SupaDupaBee: its so scary, i could never drive there
SupaDupaBee: plus its all mountanous and icy in the winter
SupaDupaBee: AND like half the population is oriental so thats just an accident waiting to happen
Brachypelmic: LOL omg
Brachypelmic: you're mean.
SupaDupaBee: LOL
SupaDupaBee: ITS TRUE THEY CANT DRIVE
Brachypelmic: LOL theres a japanese girl in the class and she keeps getting Cs
Brachypelmic: and it sjust like hahaha
SupaDupaBee: LOLLLLLLL
SupaDupaBee: seeee
SupaDupaBee: and a c for asians is like f-
SupaDupaBee: unless they're vietnamese
6/29/04- SupaDupaBee: god i was just about to take the "are you a cheapskate" quiz and i accidentally closed aol
Brachypelmic: LOL
Brachypelmic: omg
Brachypelmic: you would... omg
Brachypelmic: you would be off the charts
Brachypelmic: there isnt a result for you
SupaDupaBee: haha i guess ive already answered that question for myself since im using the free 45 day trial and then going back to free netzero
SupaDupaBee: LOL
Brachypelmic: dont take it the entire internet would hve a big error
7/8/04- Brachypelmic: my bed came from off the street
SupaDupaBee: LOL WHAT
Brachypelmic: not the mattress
Brachypelmic: its a futon frame
SupaDupaBee: lol o ok
SupaDupaBee: ahhhhh i only answered 3 correct on this last quiz
Brachypelmic: yeah a mattress would be going way too far
SupaDupaBee: man wtf
Brachypelmic: aw you suck
SupaDupaBee: haha yeah id be afraid some lil kid peed on it
SupaDupaBee: a lot
Brachypelmic: i'd be afraid some old man peed on it... a lot... then a cat peed on it... a lot
SupaDupaBee: LOL!!!!!!!
Brachypelmic: and it would be SO GROSS sleeping in someone elses ... dent
SupaDupaBee: lol yeah i guess thats worse
Brachypelmic: you know?/
SupaDupaBee: LOL!!!!
SupaDupaBee: EW and the old man slept naked
SupaDupaBee: with the cat
SupaDupaBee: hahahaha
Brachypelmic: AHH we should make a movie about a mattress
SupaDupaBee: LOL
SupaDupaBee: LOL THAT WOULD BE SO COOL
Brachypelmic: I KNOW
SupaDupaBee: like people would think its about an old perverted man with bladder problems, but itd really be about the mattress
7/30/04- Brachypelmic: i'll just put in the land line number
Brachypelmic: the only calls we get on there are crap anyway
SupaDupaBee: by sending out a link like i sent you, or emailing them
SupaDupaBee: LOL yeah thats what i did
SupaDupaBee: cuz the telemarketers are annoying but i wont be here to listen to it ring so i dont really care
SupaDupaBee: haahah
SupaDupaBee: since im leaving either wednesday or sometime this month
Brachypelmic: i like to fuck with them
SupaDupaBee: LOL what do you do?
SupaDupaBee:
SupaDupaBee: whoops
Brachypelmic: i start telling them about religion
Brachypelmic: and how satan can reclaim their soul
SupaDupaBee: [huge font] LOL
Brachypelmic: most of the time though i just pick and i'm like ARE THEY LISTENING TO US"??? ARE THEY
Brachypelmic: and then hang up
10/5/04- Brachypelmic: ahh dart frogs maybe?
SupaDupaBee: cept you cant really tell since its a shadow
SupaDupaBee: lol ill give you a liknk
SupaDupaBee: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0312305702/qid=1097028313/sr=2-1/ref=pd_ka_2_1/103-1885264-5986221
Brachypelmic: lol
Brachypelmic: random links of aisha
Brachypelmic: just what i need
Brachypelmic: not of
Brachypelmic: from
Brachypelmic: *
SupaDupaBee: LOL links of aisha
SupaDupaBee: yay
SupaDupaBee: that sounds so happy
Brachypelmic: lol
Brachypelmic: ew i can hear the cat peeing
10/30/04- SupaDupaBee: lol michael just brought someone home
SupaDupaBee: and im blasting jenny from the block
SupaDupaBee: gey i dont wanna go out there and introduce myself
SupaDupaBee: cuz id haveta go out there to get to the gasstation
Brachypelmic: damn
Brachypelmic: you're lame
SupaDupaBee: im so antisocial
SupaDupaBee: loll
Brachypelmic: yes
Brachypelmic: well i'd do the same thing
SupaDupaBee: LOL good
Brachypelmic: i'd crawl out the window
SupaDupaBee: thats why we get along so well
SupaDupaBee: I WAS THINKIN OF THA
SupaDupaBee: T
SupaDupaBee: LOL
Brachypelmic: LOL
SupaDupaBee: but its fucked up here
SupaDupaBee: like we have this tiny patio thing
SupaDupaBee: so id haveta climb the wall
SupaDupaBee: haha i love this song
Brachypelmic: well thats better than going out there
SupaDupaBee: LOL!!!
Brachypelmic: LOL
Brachypelmic: that is why we get along so well
Brachypelmic: as long as we never have to meet each other
12/4/04- SupaDupaBee: man i want to start packing already
SupaDupaBee: haha but i have sooooo much work to do
SupaDupaBee: it would be funny if i started packing instead of doing it
Brachypelmic: yes it would
SupaDupaBee: well i mean im already taking pics of my labcoat while i talk to you online
SupaDupaBee: so its not like it would really make a difference
7/30/05- Brachypelmic: hahaha I googled images for "smiling cow" and a picture of amanda bynes came up
10/27/05- Brachypelmic: myspace is the stupidest thing ever
SupaDupaBee: I THINK SO TOO
SupaDupaBee: thank god someone agrees with me
Brachypelmic: yeah you totally arent alone
SupaDupaBee: everyone is like "get on myspace! its so cool!"
Brachypelmic: i have one, and its the dumbest thing i ever did
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Michael
3/3/04- SupaDupaBee: god this is so weird i smell under 1 armpit only
snugglieblankeez: i do that a lot
snugglieblankeez: on my right side usually
snugglieblankeez: i stopped wearing anti perspirant
snugglieblankeez: i only wear deoderant
SupaDupaBee: haha
SupaDupaBee: i didnt even know they sold em seperately
SupaDupaBee: really i usu smell under my left
SupaDupaBee: cuz i figure the other one airs out from holding the mouse
SupaDupaBee: lol and then i realized how sad i really am
snugglieblankeez: lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4/8/04- snugglieblankeez: this hot black guy bumped into me really hard in P.F. class (physical fitness) and then he kissed my ankle
SupaDupaBee: my dad called me 2 days ago and told me he got married when he went to morocco
SupaDupaBee: LOL!
snugglieblankeez: WHAT
SupaDupaBee: why are you taking pF?
snugglieblankeez: seriously?
SupaDupaBee: you aint no fatty
SupaDupaBee: yes!
snugglieblankeez: i wanted to marry your dad
snugglieblankeez: :[
SupaDupaBee: LOLOLOL
snugglieblankeez: it is required for graduation
snugglieblankeez: :[]
SupaDupaBee: lol yer school is more ghetto than mine
snugglieblankeez: p.f.=pure fun
SupaDupaBee: LOL!!!
6/24/05- snugglieblankeez: cool i found a drag queen site
SupaDupaBee: haha "found"
snugglieblankeez: http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.sharleenbange.com/Kitty%2520alley.jpeg&imgrefurl=http://www.sharleenbange.com/KittysKommentary.html&h=949&w=1575&sz=138&tbnid=CtqLUWA8BGYJ:&tbnh=90&tbnw=150&hl=en&start=18&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dkitty%2B%252B%2Bwine%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DG
SupaDupaBee: like you stumbled upon it
snugglieblankeez: shuup it was from an image search for cats drimnkiong wine
SupaDupaBee: LOL!!!!!!
snugglieblankeez: http://www.sharleenbange.com/KittysKommentary.html
SupaDupaBee: HAHAHAHA I JUST BURST OUT LAUGHING
SupaDupaBee: LOLLLLLLLL NOW IM LAUGHING SOME MOR
SupaDupaBee: E
SupaDupaBee: AFTER THE SITE LOADED
snugglieblankeez: scroll down to the passed out in alley pic
SupaDupaBee: lol yeah i did
SupaDupaBee: loll
SupaDupaBee: dude... tina turner
snugglieblankeez: word
snugglieblankeez: i think it's really tina
SupaDupaBee: yeah it looks like it
snugglieblankeez: i mean it has to be
SupaDupaBee: lol
snugglieblankeez: if it isn't...the world is wrong
snugglieblankeez: lol i love the internet!!!
SupaDupaBee: LOL!!
snugglieblankeez: i think that site overrode the funnyness of me searching for cats drinking wine to begin with
3/25/06- SupaDupaBee: its cool how you're always online now that you have mono
snugglieblankeez: LOL
snugglieblankeez: thanks a-pi
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Fauzeya
8/10/02- Fizz333: haha, on hehaw day or whatever for homecoming [Ms. Greer] like, literally chased dalia down to grab her hat
Fizz333: and dalia ran away
Fizz333: but she caught her
Ponchie Da Blob: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ponchie Da Blob: OMG that made me laugh a lot
8/10/02- Ponchie Da Blob: hahahaha dalia called me squish head cuz i wasn't in class today
Fizz333: LOLLLLL
Ponchie Da Blob: or maybe that had nothing to do with my not being in class
Fizz333: maybe it had EEEEVERYTHING to do w/ur not being in class
Fizz333: oooohhhhhh
Fizz333: hahahaha, during the show i looked and saw ak w/his skinny head leaning against the wall
Fizz333: it was sooooo funny
Ponchie Da Blob: LOLOL
Ponchie Da Blob: skinny head
Ponchie Da Blob: omg that was hilarious
Fizz333: seriously though!!!
Ponchie Da Blob: i knoooow
Ponchie Da Blob: hahahah
Fizz333: i rememberd from astroworld the looping starship ride, like they got stopped remember, or somethign like that, and i looked at him and his head looked sooo freakin skinny in that thing that goes over the head on that ride
Ponchie Da Blob: LOL
Ponchie Da Blob: wow we barely knew ak when we went to astroworld
Fizz333: and now we cant stand him
Ponchie Da Blob: but you still remembered his skinny head
7/20/04- SupaDupaBee: haha well i try to wake up at 1 to watch mission organization
lalalala jacuzzi: u do have goals i see
3/26/05- lalalala jacuzzi: haha i work like, 10 hrs a week, i cant complain
lalalala jacuzzi: yet i still do
4/26/05- lalalala jacuzzi: studies show that breakfast is important
lalalala jacuzzi: and i believe studies
9/17/05- lalalala jacuzzi: like yousef at least can talk about other topics, but there are some guys that all they know is sports
lalalala jacuzzi: yaaaay seinfeld is on, thank god no more sports center
SupaDupaBee: i knoow, thats so annoying
SupaDupaBee: i dont understand how they get gfs
lalalala jacuzzi: b/c the girls are probably stupid and dont know anything on ANY topics
lalalala jacuzzi: like today, these 2 girls were next to me at the game, and like, we all dance along to the band a little, but these 2 were like, club booty dancing all up on each other the entire time!
lalalala jacuzzi: and it was so crowded so they kept on bumping into me
lalalala jacuzzi: and then, they started eating peanuts and throwing the shells everywhere...crazies
SupaDupaBee: OLOLOLOLOLOLOL
SupaDupaBee: HAHAHA OMG every IM was just progressively funnier
10/02/05- lalalala jacuzzi: and like sat i had lunch w/my mom and cousin, we had homeland food it was sooo good, and at night i went to bijan w/my mom and her friend, and like then we watched some reaaally awful paki drama on homeland sattelite
lalalala jacuzzi: like i thought it wouldnt be that bad, but like the story line was this young couple was like really sweet to each other and other ppl were jealous of their relationship, but like the wife had a really nice laugh, and the husband didnt want her laughing infront of other ppl but him, so he hit her once b/c she laughed infront of someone else
lalalala jacuzzi: then the lady got scared of him, so he felt really bad and then at the end of the drama hes like, "if you dont laugh again, ill shoot myself, ill count to 3" and he counted to 3 and seh was about to laugh, but he already shot himself...
lalalala jacuzzi: so when it ended i was like, wtf, i could write a better drama than this
11/14/05- SupaDupaBee: cooool, free panty samples!
SupaDupaBee: http://www.fsisolutions.com/hanes/default.aspx
SupaDupaBee: ahh it says allow 12 weeks for delivery??
lalalala jacuzzi: hahaha do u really need them that badly?
SupaDupaBee: lol well they're free, i might as well
lalalala jacuzzi: yeah, i will too, but im saying like, since its free 12 weeks is all good, haha unless if u really need them immediately
SupaDupaBee: ooh haha.. yeah but it just seems kinda excessive to me
SupaDupaBee: like by the time they'll come in the mail ill be like "....what is this?"
SupaDupaBee: "who sent me panties?"
1/14/06- SupaDupaBee: oh yeah, i was gonna ask you, did you get your free panties yet?
SupaDupaBee: because i got the houston ones right away but the miami ones still arent here...
SupaDupaBee: lol and then i was like "maybe oscar took them...."
lalalala jacuzzi: hahaha maybe he did, b/c i got both
lalalala jacuzzi: yuuuup, hes prob wearing them now
SupaDupaBee: ewwww lol
SupaDupaBee: what color were yours?
lalalala jacuzzi: esp b/c they have like, massive stretch abilities
lalalala jacuzzi: mine were both this purple shade
SupaDupaBee: haha ok mine was too
lalalala jacuzzi: and so is oscar's
SupaDupaBee: LOL
lalalala jacuzzi: hahahaha another ridiculous panty conversation
1/26/06- fauz! dice:
haha yeah i remember that, it reminded me of my crazy hippie physical science prof last yr
There's nothing to be afraid of... EXCEPT TERRORISM AND BIOLOGICAL AND CHEMICAL WEAPONS dice:
haha
fauz! dice:
it was like, my first class ever of college, and the hippie shows up w/a stereo and a bike helmet
fauz! dice:
and then plays school house rock and tells us to leave after like 5 min
6/28/06- lalalala jacuzzi: nah, ill just go to the movie...i might fall asleep during it though
SupaDupaBee: lol!
SupaDupaBee: its true
SupaDupaBee: haha a sequel to the indian version of ET
SupaDupaBee: loll
SupaDupaBee: thats quite possibly the most ridiculous thing ive ever heard of
SupaDupaBee: for a movie plot
lalalala jacuzzi: haha and at this movie theatre, someone is selling pastries that supposedly are from a well-known pakistani bakery, but they actually arent, they are fake pastries
lalalala jacuzzi: so my mom and her friend are gonna yell at him if hes still there today selling these things illegally
4/14/07- fauz! dice:
pi this is a scary picture, i aint gonna lie
Flintstones Sour Gummy Vitamins dice:
lol ok i can change it
Flintstones Sour Gummy Vitamins dice:
but i liked the drunky addicted to flinstones vitamins effect
fauz! dice:
but it will turn off people from the lovely vitamins, hahaha i like how you have multiple pictures of yourself w/vitamins
5/7/07- lalalala jacuzzi: i hate carlos mencia
SupaDupaBee: meeeeeee too
SupaDupaBee: hes like george lopez but stupid and not funny
lalalala jacuzzi: it turns out hes not mexican and his name is ned
SupaDupaBee: haha so the only similarities they have are that theyre overweight hispanic comedians
SupaDupaBee: loll i wish i believed you
lalalala jacuzzi: hahaha his name is ned!
SupaDupaBee: LOL
lalalala jacuzzi: seriously
SupaDupaBee: LOL
5/7/07- lalalala jacuzzi: seriously, like when i interviewed this comedian for a story somehow we started discussing comedians we hate, and he told me that joe rogan confronted carlos mencia about this
lalalala jacuzzi: i found it strange that joe rogan was so concerned w/this, but yeah
lalalala jacuzzi: you should try to find the youtube video of joe rogan attacking him
SupaDupaBee: yeah who is that? i just read about him on wiki
lalalala jacuzzi: the guy from fear factor
SupaDupaBee: [huge] LOL
SupaDupaBee: LOL thats the best possible person it could be
6/20/07- lalalala jacuzzi: how exciting, i had to come up w/titles for this conference on minimally invasive surgery, meaning like, less scarring/bleeding...so i came up w/some normal ones and then i suggested "Dude, wheres my scar" as a joke, and all these doctors and stuff liked it, and they are seeing if their directors approve
lalalala jacuzzi: haha so if they do, their conference will forever be known as "dude, wheres my scar"
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Sandra
6/11/04- mambogirl1707: OMG i have gotten so big no w
mambogirl1707: all i do is EAT
SupaDupaBee: LOL really?
mambogirl1707: yeah, my mom is just cooking each day
SupaDupaBee: lol
mambogirl1707: i mean pasta, rice, fried everything
mambogirl1707: if we could fry fruit she would
SupaDupaBee: yeah i mean, i prolly would be a lil chunkier if we had any desserts in the house
SupaDupaBee: and when we do buy em they go in like 3 days
SupaDupaBee: LOL
SupaDupaBee: well she can fry bananas
mambogirl1707: ummmm, we had that two days ago
SupaDupaBee: LOLLLLLL
mambogirl1707: with cream
9/25/04- mambogirl1707: i didint eat breakfast just left over wings which were AWESOME
SupaDupaBee: LOL
SupaDupaBee: yeah i havent eaten anything today
mambogirl1707: im going to serve wings at my wedding
5/18/05- mambogirl1707: i saw emily naked once
SupaDupaBee: LOLLL
mambogirl1707: she was about to get in the shower then her cell rings and she runs to the the living room butt ass naked
mambogirl1707: and there i was in the kitchen coooking or something
mambogirl1707: she was like REALLY drunk and it was only like 6
1/17/06- mambogirl1707: hey
SupaDupaBee: hey whats up?
mambogirl1707: i got a small rash
SupaDupaBee: lol
6/5/06- mambogirl1707: these softwares are so fucking expensive i really think that it will be cheaper flying to china and getting a fake edition
5/29/07- mambogirl1707: so i dont know what to wear when i see you
SupaDupaBee: haha why would that matter?
SupaDupaBee: have you seen how i dress? lol
mambogirl1707: i dont want you to be like "damn gurl you all busted"
mambogirl1707: eventhough i am at the moment
SupaDupaBee: LOL
8/7/07- mambogirl1707: they say that they dont have any positions for me
SupaDupaBee: but you said you didnt wanna stay there anyway
mambogirl1707: yeah i know
mambogirl1707: but its like being turned down by a really ugly guy
10/29/07- mambogirl1707: i feel ick that i dont have any halloween activities excet put on a boa and give out candy to hormonal kids
11/13/07- mambogirl1707: i always wanted the olsen twins to really screw up
SupaDupaBee: LOL!
SupaDupaBee: i guess i did too
mambogirl1707: i was banging on them already having a true hollywood story
SupaDupaBee: i hated full house
SupaDupaBee: at least stephanie was a meth addict
mambogirl1707: i thought they were soo ugly as kids
SupaDupaBee: me too!
SupaDupaBee: and theyre kinda weird looking now
mambogirl1707: they reminded me of a doll i used to be scared of
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Wylie
2/17/04- thatCRAZYwyles: lol remember how we used to call kristan dipsy?
SupaDupaBee: LOL YES
SupaDupaBee: i was thinkin about that the other day
thatCRAZYwyles: well listen up
SupaDupaBee: lol yeah?
thatCRAZYwyles: i was like "hey kristan, remember how aisha and i used to call you dipsy" and she was like what i dont remember that, and then i remembered we just called her that behind her back
SupaDupaBee: [huge] LOL
thatCRAZYwyles: lol i know!!!
SupaDupaBee: OMG
thatCRAZYwyles: i'm still laughing
SupaDupaBee: HAHAHAH
SupaDupaBee: ME TOO
thatCRAZYwyles: lol
thatCRAZYwyles: ahaha
thatCRAZYwyles: holy god this hurtsds
2/29/04- thatCRAZYwyles: omg check this out
thatCRAZYwyles: oh nm
thatCRAZYwyles: i set it to huge magnification and though that would make the font EVEN BIGGER but it didnt
thatCRAZYwyles: i feel like a retard
2/29/04- thatCRAZYwyles: my mom told me shed call me back but she hasnt and its been 3 hours
SupaDupaBee: lol she doesnt love you
SupaDupaBee: my mom hasnt called me in like a month
thatCRAZYwyles: she does this all the time
SupaDupaBee: and i keep callin and leaving messages
thatCRAZYwyles: no i really dont think she loves me anymore
9/27/04- thatCRAZYwyles: like "wylie your friendship is like candycanes and unicorns........ HOMOSEXUAL"
10/18/04- thatCRAZYwyles: oh my god we ate chinese last night
SupaDupaBee: lol yeah?
thatCRAZYwyles: and my firend got this fortune that said "when in doubt of waht is right, consult your pillow overnight"
thatCRAZYwyles: i wanted t oset the place on fire
SupaDupaBee: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thatCRAZYwyles: and i got a john wayne quote on mine
thatCRAZYwyles: and my friends dad had nothing in his cookie
thatCRAZYwyles: it was wacky
12/7/04- thatCRAZYwyles: Guardian5891: hey buddy
thatCRAZYwyles: hey dude
thatCRAZYwyles: so whyr you awake?
Guardian5891: job interview in 5 hrs
thatCRAZYwyles: lame
thatCRAZYwyles: your friendship is like candycanes and unicorns........ HOMOSEXUAL
Guardian5891: what the fuck?
thatCRAZYwyles: i dunno
Guardian5891: u son of a bitch
Guardian5891 signed off at 3:35:40 AM.
10/15/05- SupaDupaBee: yeah so nm is new with me, my roommate invited me to dinner
SupaDupaBee: which is weird cuz he's this 45 year old bolivian man
SupaDupaBee: but hey, free food
thatCRAZYwyles: ?
thatCRAZYwyles: nm?
thatCRAZYwyles: ohh
thatCRAZYwyles: not much
thatCRAZYwyles: kk
thatCRAZYwyles: more like hey, free creepy
SupaDupaBee: LOL!
SupaDupaBee: LOL
SupaDupaBee: hahahaa
SupaDupaBee: LOL im still laughin a lil
10/17/05- SupaDupaBee: man i have no idea what im gonna do with my life
SupaDupaBee: i hate when i like... realize that
thatCRAZYwyles: lol
thatCRAZYwyles: aww
thatCRAZYwyles: come live with mee!
SupaDupaBee: loll
thatCRAZYwyles: we could share a huge cardboard box cuz i'm majoring in english/failing college
11/2/05- SupaDupaBee: brb poptart
thatCRAZYwyles: did you just call me poptart?
thatCRAZYwyles: how cute!
SupaDupaBee: LOL NO IM MAKING A POPTART
11/12/05- thatCRAZYwyles: whatr you doing tonight?
SupaDupaBee: im prolly gonna go to sleep early
SupaDupaBee: cuz im really tired
SupaDupaBee: :|
SupaDupaBee: fun saturday nights
thatCRAZYwyles: man
thatCRAZYwyles: we need to live in the same city
thatCRAZYwyles: so we can be lame together
11/27/05- thatCRAZYwyles: (wylie talking about de-emo-ing his old poetry journal)
thatCRAZYwyles: man i gotta take a picture of this journal
SupaDupaBee: LOL
thatCRAZYwyles: it looks like i've been censoring gov't documents
thatCRAZYwyles: really really whiny govermnent documents
3/25/08- SupaDupaBee: anyway long story short i offered to come in part time and not do fifi's work and we still had a big argument but eventually i got my way
thatcrazywyles: what the hell FIFI
thatcrazywyles: you are joking
SupaDupaBee: LOL I KNOW
SupaDupaBee: this is the woman you spoke to on the phone once
SupaDupaBee: when you were like "WHASSSSSUPPPPP???" and she was like "um, hold on"
thatcrazywyles: LOL
SupaDupaBee: i always had run-ins like that with fifi, she must have thought i was really ghetto
---
German
8/28/07- German says:
yo se que hay una porno catalana
German says:
se llama las excursionestes calentes
Little Thang says:
JAJAJA
German says:
excursionistes calentes
German says:
y lo bueno es que el gobierno catalan la financio
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Josie
11/21/07- Like hugs from Jesus says:
actually mei wants me to volunteer handing out thanksgiving meals to homeless people downtown
Like hugs from Jesus says:
which is just a feel-good thing that im completely not interested in
Like hugs from Jesus says:
plus she said so many people want to do it that they only give them 15 minute intervals of handing out food
work sucks says:
wow
Like hugs from Jesus says:
and i deal with enough poor crazies on the bus lol
work sucks says:
lol i know the feeling
work sucks says:
thank god the number of them is less on the dc metro than in the buses of columbus
work sucks says:
"hey there pretty feet"
Like hugs from Jesus says:
LOL!
work sucks says:
yeah
work sucks says:
i got off that bus and got on another one
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