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Dawson's bedroom. Dawson and Joey watching SCREAM for the billionth time.
Joey: Dawson, we have seen this movie god knows how many times. And why would
Neve Campbell run up the stairs when she knows there's no way out?
Dawson: This movie is kinda realistic. And there's nothing else to watch.
Joey:(sigh) Well, sorry to disappoint you but I gotta go. I have to hit the books for Monday's exam.
Dawson: Come on Jo. Stay. It's Friday night.
Joey: Sorry Dawson.
She turns to leave, but then turns around again.
Joey: Um, Dawson. I think it would be better if you would just watch SCHINDLER'S LIST. It's more educational.
-Credits and theme song-
-Pacey and Joey at the video store-
Pacey: Oh Jo, I really appreciate you helping me at the store.
Joey: Well, I'm not exactly having fun now am I?
Pacey: Hey I was trying to be nice. Geez, crabby person.
Joey gives him a weak smile.
Pacey: (mumbling) Dawson must be really lucky to have a person like you.
Joey: Excuse me? Nuh uh Pacey. Don't go there. I had a pretty bad night ok? Don't start with me.
Joey turns and leave the store. Pacey runs after her.
Pacey: Look Jo, I'm sorry. Here come on. Please help me.
Pacey takes her back to the store and starts rubbing her shoulders.His hands starting slowly downwards.When he reaches her hips, Joey turns around.
Joey: Whoa! Hold on there, Speedy Gonzalez. What the hell do you think you're doing?
Pacey: Look, I'm not trying to have sexual crap with you okay? I just thought that part needed some massage.
Joey grabs a stack of tapes and puts them back on the shelves. Jen comes in.
Jen: Hey Pacey, Joey.
Joey: Oh the dreaded ex. Hi.
Pacey: Yo Jen. Want to rent something? And if you are, may I suggest you borrow all the Mighty Ducks movies?
Jen: Nope sorry, seen 'em all.And anyways, that Charlie Conway is pretty much really pathetic.
Joey: Careful. That's Pacey's idol. That's how he started playing for the school hockey team.
Jen: (laughing) You're idol??
Pacey: What?! What's wrong with him being my idol?
Abby comes in.
Abby: Hey freaks.
Pacey: Abby, if you came here to critisize us, forget it.
Abby: Nope honey.
Jen: As I was saying, Pacey I would like to go to the adult section.
Pacey: Oh um, you can't. I can. I'll get the list of the tapes
. Pacey gets the list under the counter and hands it to Jen. Joey watches and Abby circles the store and criticizes every movie.
Jen: How about "Price for Desire"?
Joey: Ooh nice movie, make sure it comes with condoms.
Pacey: Ok, here's the tape. 3.75 please.
Jen hands the money. And leaves the store
Pacey: Be kind rewind!!!
Joey: Pacey, have you ever thought of putting labels in these pornographic tapes.
Pacey: No. Why?
Joey: Coz I found one inside a box called 'Barney's Adventures With Baby Bop and BJ". And the tape for that is found in the box "Sexual Undercover".
Abby: Ok Pacey, I'd like to borrow "Dirty Dancing."
Abby gives the money and leaves.
