When you're smiling, the whole world smiles with you!
When you're smiling, the whole world smiles with you!
STATSOrdained Minister, Evil Pirate, Provocateur.... he's funny as hell!! Assuming you are of the sort that finds hell, torture, and obscenity deliriously funny.
Jason Daniel Bryson
AKA: "Asshole" ; "Byron the Bulb" ; "The Suit" ; "The Drunk"
Birthdate: another goddamned rude Capricorn
Sexual Orientation: straight
Status: ??
Email: allotheria@msn.com
Roles: Criminologist, Brad, shoutmaster par excellance
Cast status: retired veteran
Despite his deathlike pallor and dry smirk, this man could surprise the shit out of us and make an utter fool of himself for the good of the show - wearing unheard-of combinations of underwear and lingerie in interesting places, baring his smooth well-muscled chest of utter whiteness, even forcing a genuine smile every once in a while - and somehow, some way, girls dug him!
His personal heroes are Lenny Bruce, Andy Kaufman, and Judas Iscariot.
Jason says:
"My spare time is spent pondering the universe, the faults of justice, and where the fuck my next sandwich is coming from."
Pretty heavy pondering.
