Top Ten No-Nos When Dealing With Darth Vader

1. Don't mumble "This is CNN" under your breath as he walks by. He hates that.
2. Don't tell him he's got a one-eyed snake in the trash compactor. He'll probably misunderstand and kill you.
3. Don't push any of them buttons on his chest. Especially that blue "fill suit with water" one.
4. Don't point out that most of the Stormtroopers in those wide-angle shots are just matte paintings. Just play along and wave politely.
5. Don't say "Less filling".
6. Don't accept any promotion that would make you an Admiral. Trust me.
7. Don't shift the Death Star into reverse from fourth gear.
8. Don't come out of hyperspace too close to a system.
9. Don't ever call him "Anakin" or "Pepe". Those names no longer have any meaning to him.
10. Don't bother trying to hide them McNuggets. He's on them like white on rice.

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