Top Ten Ways To Get Kicked Out Of The Empire
Top Ten Ways To Get Kicked Out Of The Empire
- Insist on wearing your slippers
- Tell Vader to relax
- Be too accurate when firing on a Sandcrawler, making it obvious to any passerby that it wasn't shot down by Tusken Raiders
- Use the Death Stars superlazer to carve your name in a nebula
- Speeder bike races down the corridors of the Executor
- Use 2 Star Destroyers and a Rebel Blockade Runner to play a huge game of "Pong"
- Get caught reading a Zahn book during the Emperors speech
- Start "the wave" during stormtrooper inspection
- Fool around with Vader's lightsaber when he's in his meditation pod, pretending to be a Jedi
- Secretly replace Vader's lightsaber with a traffic flashlight
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