Top Ten Rejected Star Wars Novels

1. Luke opens a ranch devoted to the fine art of motion picture effects, names it after himself.
2. "Luke Who's Talking"
3. The adventures of Han Solo's accountant brother Seymore.
4. "The Complete Wookiee Dictionary"
5. "Boba Fett: The Wacky Teen Years"
6. An entire book devoted to all the options Anakin Skywalker went through when designing scary Darth Vader costume.
7. "The Courtship of Darth Vader"
8. A three-volume set documenting the first official crossover with the "Star Trek" universe. (Of course, the Starwars characters would kick butt!)
9. "Biggs Darklighter: The Man and His Music"
10. "The Big Pop-Up Book of Rancors"