Top Ten Reasons That Star Wars Is Better Than Real Life
Top Ten Reasons Star Wars is better than Real Life
- In real life, people drive "the 4WD", the "BMW" or the "station wagon."
In Star Wars, people drive "Speeder bikes", "X-Wing fighters" and "the Millenium Falcon".
- In real life, bar fights with strange-looking people are often looked at as bad and sinful.
In Star Wars, bar fights with strange-looking creatures is heroic and the way of the just Jedi Knight.
- In real life, people that talk to small, fuzzy animals are called crazy.
In Star Wars, people that talk to small, fuzzy animals are called galactic ambassadors.
- In real life, people who dress up in tight plastic/leather outfits are considered tacky.
In Star Wars, they're called Stormtroopers and are feared by all.
- In real life, people often stink up the bathroom and the toilet paper often runs out.
In Star Wars, no one has ever used the bathroom.
- In real life, tall, hairy, humanlike creatures are rarely seen by anyone, and are named ridiculous things like "Bigfoot" and "Sasquatch".
In Star Wars, tall, hairy, humanlike creatures are called "Wookiees" and have their own language, planet, social structure and carry formidable weaponry.
- In real life, people must deal with the problems of children.
In Star Wars, children do not exist.
- In real life, it is often difficult to understand the languages of others, such as 7-11 employees, fast food window operators and teachers.
In Star Wars, everyone understands everybody, regardless of language barriers.
- In real life, the extremely obese are often shunned by society.
In Star Wars, the extremely obese Jabba the Hutt is a vicious crook, and has his own sail barge, lounge room, and enough female dancers to keep him occupied and he is envied by all.
- In real life, people often have problems doing simple mechanical things like operating can openers, programming VCRs and playing Nintendo.
In Star Wars, droids do all the hard work in half the time.
- In real life, some people are complete losers.
In Star Wars, everybody has a story to tell that's worth listening to.
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