Top Ten Signs That You've Seen The Star Wars Triloy Too Many Times
Top Ten Signs you've seen Star Wars too many times
- Your poodles are named "C," "3," "P" and "O"
- You won't sleep with your wife unless she says, "Help me, Obi Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope"
- You spent $10,000 trying to Rogaine yourself into Chewbacca
- You're continually stunned when the President makes major decisions without consulting Mark Hamill
- Your favorite pickup line is: "Would you like to handle my light saber?"
- You keep referring to your lawn mower as "that crazy droid"
- You spend most of your days trying to use "the Force" to open a can of pears
- You once saw an eggplant that looked kind of like Darth Vader and almost had a heart attack
- Your sex life is strictly "Han Solo," if you know what I mean
- You like Yoda so much, you voted for Ross Perot
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