Top Twenty Reasons Star Wars Would Kick Butt In The Star Trek Universe

1. In the Star Wars universe, weapons rarely, if ever, are set on "stun".
2. The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of twenty just to go into warp. The Millennium falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookie.
3. After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable. After pithy Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell.
4. One word: lightsabers.
5. Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.
6. The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class "M" or not.
7. Luke Skywalker's not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters.
8. Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action.
9. The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named "Slave I".
10. Picard pilots Enterprise thorough asteroid belt at one-quarter impulse power. Han Solo floors it.
11. The good guys only have the Empire to contend with--not the Klingons, the Romulans, the Cardassians, the Ferengi, the Jem'Hadar, the Kazon-Olga...
12. The ships show the wear and tear of space travel, not the squeaky-clean look of the Federation.
13. The Empire could destroy the entire Federation in two seconds.
14. The Millennium Falcon rocks.
15. Luke Skywalker can whip everyone's butt. (Or at least THINKS he can :)
16. Light sabers and blasters beat phasers any day.
17. Darth Vader.
18. "Star Wars" has an awesome soundtrack (score). "Star Trek" had a, er, good score, but who can beat John Williams?
19. Luke's hair in the first movie sure beats Counselor Troi's hair in the first season.
20. The Max Rebo Band--not the Federation Horns, thank you very much!
21. The stubbornness of Princess Leia and her funky 'do!