| Here is the Jelly Biehn Game as played at Biehnfest I. The rules are you have to watch a Michael Biehn movie with a bunch of friends, have a really good time, and eat Jelly Biehns whenever one of the following conditions occurs: |
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Whenever
Michael says:
"'Bout what?" "Do as I say... ... exactly as I say" "Do you understand?" "Sounds like... ... a plan to me" ... fun to me" "Sounds good to me" "Are you... ... all right?" ... hurt" "Wha-aaat?" "Trust me" "That'll do it" "What's the matter with you?" "We don't need them" "If it comes down to that..." "Mmmnnn, that sounds interesting" "Not yet" "Yeah, I noticed" "Oh, it is." "Beautiful!"
Whenever Michael: Wears a headset Has his face covered with camouflage Runs down dark/slimy corridors Cries Jiggles the steering wheel while driving Is shirtless Double kisses Gets shot Eludes bad guys in parking garages Carries/lifts a child Yells dialogue Gets bitten (personally, we think he must taste good!) Wears boxers Does that cute "skippy" step when he starts running Sings Covers his head with both hands/arms when under fire Screams in pain Flees down an alley with a woman while being shot at Steals clothing Fights on a rooftop (guns optional) Returns in a car to rescue a woman from danger Gets wet, goes near water or wears a wetsuit Takes a nap Gets into an argument Goes crazy Pulls a weapon but his 'victim' runs off before he can do anything Is sarcastic to a character his character doesn't like Ummm... did we mention: when wearing a wetsuit? |
If you can think of anymore Jelly Biehn Moments, remember they have to be repeated at least twice in a different movie or tv show, then please email them to: