You agree you are solely responsible for your viewing and you acknowledge Thesynic's site acts as a passive conduit for the transmission of data. You warrant the content you see on Thesynic's site (a) I hope does not infringe on any third party's intellectual property or proprietary rights or rights of publicity or privacy; (b) does not violate any law, statute, ordinance or regulation; (c) is not defamatory, trade libelous, pornographic or obscene; or (d) does not contain viruses or other similar harmful or deleterious programming routines I hope. If you violate this provision you will be penalized up to and including loss of your Thesynic's site privaledges and any other stuff by law.
2. Privacy. Except as provided in Section 2 above, Thesynic's site will not intentionally monitor or disclose any private e-mail message or address information unless required by law, regulation or court order. You agree to respect the privacy and confidentiality of others.
3. Personal Use. You acknowledge your right to use the Service is personal to you. You agree not to resell or make any commercial use of the Service without the express consent of Thesynic's site. You shall be fully liable for all use of your private parts, including any unauthorized use of your viewing by any third-party.
4.Indemnification. You agree to defend, indemnify and hold harmless Thesynic's site , its employees, directors, officers, agents and their successors and assigns from and against any and all liabilities, damages, losses, costs and expenses, including attorney's fees, caused by or arising out of claims based upon the use of your account, including any claim of libel, defamation, violation of rights of privacy or publicity, loss of service by other subscribers and infringement of intellectual property or other rights.
5. Term. This Agreement shall continue in full force and effect for so long as you are using Thesynic's site. Either you or Thesynic's site may terminate the service at any time, with or without cause. The provisions of Sections 1, 5 and 10 shall survive any such termination.7. Disclaimer of Warranties. YOU EXPRESSLY AGREE THE USE OF THE VIEWING IS AT YOUR SOLE RISK. THE HOMEPAGE IS PROVIDED ON AN "AS IS" AND "AS AVAILABLE" BASIS. Thesynic's site EXPRESSLY DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, WHETHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NON-INFRINGEMENT. THESYNIC'S SITE MAKES NO WARRANTY THE VIEWING WILL MEET YOUR REQUIREMENTS, OR THE VIEWING WILL BE UNINTERRUPTED, TIMELY, SECURE, OR ERROR FREE; NOR DOES THESYNIC'S SITE MAKE ANY WARRANTY AS TO THE RESULTS THAT MAY BE OBTAINED THROUGH THE SERVICE OR THAT DEFECTS IN THE SOFTWARE WLL BE CORRECTED.YOU UNDERSTAND AND AGREE ANY MATERIAL AND/OR DATA DOWNLOADED OR OTHERWISE OBTAINED THROUGH THE USE OF THE SERVICE IS DONE AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION AND RISK AND YOU WILL BE SOLEY RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGE TO YOUR COMPUTER SYSTEMS OR LOSS OF DATA THAT RESULTS FROM THE DOWNLOAD OF SUCH MATERIAL AND/OR DATA. THESYNIC'S SITE MAKES NO WARRANTY REGARDING ANY GOODS OR SERVICES PURCHASED OR OBTAINED THROUGH THE SERVICE OR ANY TRANSACTIONS ENTERED INTO THROUGH THE SERVICE.NO ADVICE OR INFORMATION, WHETHER ORAL OR WRITTEN, WHICH YOU OBTAIN FROM THESYNIC'S SITE OR THROUGH THE SERVICE SHALL CREATE ANY WARRANTY NOT EXPRESSLY MADE HEREIN.
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9. Mail Storage. The Service shall include a viewing of information. Any individual e-mail message larger than five (5) megabytes may or may not be processed.
10. Miscellaneous. This agreement will be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of California without giving effect to principles of conflict of laws. If any provision of this Agreement is held to be invalid or unenforceable, such provision shall be struck and the remaining provisions shall be enforced. Thesynic's site failure to act withrespect to a breach by you or others does not waive its right to act with respect to subsequent or similar breaches. This Agreement sets forth the entire understanding and agreement between you and Thesynic's site .Thanks for reading this stupid thing I'm sure it's overkill, but you never know...