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1002 - The Girl in Gold Boots
Pearl wants to
give Observer a hump (183k)
You're really
hooked on this dancing, aren't you? Look, I have ergotism.
Let's go back
to law school, we're terrible bikers.
The first verse
of "Oh I am Sad" (413k)
Hey I'm not
trying to be funny. Man I wish that were true of Jim Carrey.
Prepare to
be tortured by my maddest creation yet, ha ha ha ha ha.
IT'S MADNESS!!!
(115k)
Hello, ocean.
No this isn't the police Mr. Critter...(100k)
What the Samuel
Langhorn hell are you talking about?!
Come on, I
just teleported here, it's impressive!
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1003 - Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
Remember to believe in magic...or I'll kill you.
Yeah, I got a crack this guy can crawl out of!
Is this someone's fish?
So evil wins, Grampa Borgnine? That's right, even your tiny soul is doomed Billy.
And finally my good people, give me all your cookies and I won't have you killed!
Every time a bell rings a devil gets his horns!
Here's something else Satan created: Japanimation!
Here's his problem, he's going around dressed like that asking women have you seen my monkey?
HEHEHEHEHEHEHE. Ok now we're in hell.
Uh-oh, someone made a present...
Tom's review of Crow.
Crow's review of Tom.
Mike is such a baby!
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1004 - Future War
Mike, what's this all about, really? This is because Joel stopped by recently, isn't it?
He's BOXED IN! Yeah well I'm CARD-BORED!
We've got flashlights and a dark space, let's make a movie!
Meanwhile, in the life of a basement-dwelling computer nerd...
Movie sponsored by the Plaid Council; Plaid-it's what's for dinner.
All...his...pants...are low riders!
Well Pearl...thank you for not killing us.
He's Jeanne Claude VanDamme! More like Jeanne Claude Gosh Darn.
And so, I've been hired by the water council...(134k)
Droppy's background music
Yo, let's collect wildflowers.
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1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z
(Minnesotan) Sure was a beaut though. Must've been 30, 60 pounds?
(Spitting) Bingo!
Sometimes when you bring 'em through high orbit they'll freeze and go through explosive decompression (97k)
Oh look up there, he filed all his letters to Gillian Anderson.
Ok, I'll give this so-called heterosexuality one more try.
I think I'll head over to party beach and see how the horror is doing.
Ok, love...is that where you find the least common denominator and add the numerators? No, that would be adding fractions, I'm afraid. (101k)
I need to simplify my masturbation ritual.
We'll be right back. It is I who will be right back, to rule the universe! Ow ow.
Crow needs love. (186k)
Ah, yes, my friend the squeegee! I love you!
I need another bowl of Zoloft.
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1006 - Boggy Creek II
And then, and then, this hairy guy put me in a room, and gave me bacon to eat cuz that's ALL HE HAD!...(111k)
And then, you know what else? There was a big, um, a big blue reindeer and he was nice to me and...(238k)
Well you try wearing little shorts over a hoverskirt! I got a great deal on this at Value Village, and besides, it's very freeing!
Oh boy I'm not continuing like I used to when I was a kid, lemme tell ya.
I gots me a baby critter, and I'm trying to keep his big ole mama critter away so you can patch him up!
Ok dad-I mean professor who is in no way my dad giving me a role in this movie!
Hello Mike, Crow, Flemish glassblower.
I saw the little creature. AACKK NOO!!
We're looking for the Boggy Creek creature. I married her!
You've got monster!
Just resucitate the patient and I'll be there at the half!
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1007 - Track of the Moon Beast
I won't use
the film, I promise. Really, really Mike please forgive me! I just got
so much more than I bargained for! (99k)
Sheriff, will
you give me a sponge bath?
Hm, what haven't
we seen in this movie yet? Oh right, a scrawny drunken bowler's ass
cheeks, thank you!
I think you
spend a lot of your life being lonely. No I got my chat rooms.
Your brain
is the size of a chick pea.
You dummy...head!
Man I feel
like I listened to 70's folk rock last night!
Then we can
kill him! No, Crow! Oh right, I was thinking of someone else, I'm sorry.
::crying::
Cuz you know, mood shots...practical jokes....I hate myself.
::singing:::
I forced my skull? right through my face and refused to wash my stringy
hair...!
Brain has
performed an illegal operation and will be shut down.
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