The Fake Methos’ House of Good Lovin’
Our Founder
Welcome! Pull up a seat and grab a cold beer. Please leave your sword at the door.
What is the Fake Methos’ House of Good Lovin’?
It’s a place dedicated to the feel-good vibes of the Fake Methos, as played by Ron Perlman and his strangely-shaped face in the Highlander episode "The Messenger." Fake Methos prescribed putting up your swords, beating ‘em into plowshares, and generally loving your Immortal brother like yourself. Which got his head lopped off.
By a guy with a scar.
Are we surprised?
Not really.
Anyway, clearly the Fake Methos deserves a shrine. A place where the harried Immortal can just kick back and have fun. A place, like this.
Okay, so really, it’s just a glorified place for all my most random links. But I had to put them somewhere, eh?
So, here they is:
Drinking Games Because you can’t claim to be the fake Methos unless you’re going to drink a little beer. Drink a little beer, make a little love, get down tonight….
StoriesThis is a link to some of my fiction.
WARNING: Some of this material is NOT appropriate for younger readers. Heck, some of it isn’t even appropriate for older readers, but you guys can watch out for yourselves. Stories have ratings on them for a reason.Whack an Immie Because the Fake Methos remembers what it’s like to really WANT to take someone’s head and the heady thrill of Quickenings, he’s provided us this place to lop off the heads of those who deserve it. Well, virtually, anyway. Fake Methos couldn’t stand for anyone to REALLY get hurt, after all.
The Cassie-Ho School of Seduction
Or: How To Get Mr. Right To Take You Away From It All--Like It Or Not NOT a place to go if you're a big fan of Cassandra or Tracy Scoggins. BUT, it IS a good place to go if you (are feeling mean-spirited and) want to know the tricks of the trade that Duncan's favorite Bronze-Age witch uses to make the Horsemen AND Duncan MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod fall for her. This page is unfairly mean. I admit it. Be forewarned.
Quotes Galore! I used to have the world's longest .sig quote, and then people yelled at me because my .sig was longer than my messages. So, all my quotes are now going here. So there. Now if you don't want to look at them...uh...you don't have to. *shrug*
Fun with Pictures Just some fun draggables to play with.