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These are some real quotes that people I know have said. Some will have names but some wanna remain nameless. |
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"Gimme a piece of gum, G - Y - M, gum." |
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"I just wanna go to sleep; f*ck this work sh*t!" |
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"I'm sooooooooooooo tight!" (a boy said this) |
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"Do you know how much stuff we have to learn by friday; I mean the brain and sh*t." |
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"I'M HORNY AND WET!!!!!!!!!!" (Oh yeah did I forget to mention that this took place in the middle of Six Flags) |
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"I'd rather be gay with a big d*ck than straight with a small one!" |
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"He's like Captian-Get-It-Up-All-The-Time-O!!!" |
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"Sh*t f*ck no!!!!!!" |
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"Hell f*ck no!!!" |
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"It's comming, it's comming!!!!!" |
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"I'm gonna fail out of school and have to live under a bridge and my legs are gonna rot off and then I'm gonna die!" |
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"Don't let me go to sleep I'm going to die!!!" |
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"Artie there's nothing wrong with girls masturbating!" (A girl screamed this out of her window as a tour group goes by) |
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"The pen, ow ow, the pen hurts, stop it with the pen please, ow ow, as much fun as I'm having right now...ow ow!!!" |
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"Houdini will knock you up!" |
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"My computer is going insane!" |
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"I think it's kinda cool that he called me from New Orleans."..."Yeah if you're into that whole psycho-possesive thing." |
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"I'm sorry about all the cancer." - Dave's Computer |
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"Ibabeni njalo bakithi Niga dinwa Nnga phelelwa nga mandla!" |
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"Lie down!" - girl "No!" - boy "Lie down" "No!" "Just lie down, and put your thing up!" |
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"No video taping, no flash photography, and no black children." - A ride attendant at Six Flags said this (actually I think she said lap children, but everyone else with me and I thought she said black children....I was scared!)) |
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"St. Anthony is a f*ckin' crock! Silly Catholics! OWW MY PANCREAS!!!!!! God has smitten me! OWW!! I've just been b*tch slapped by God!" - Dave just got cancer of the pancreas instantly after bad mouthing a saint. |
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"If I didn't have a girl, and I wouldn't be considered a pedophile...Dude I mean them girls are not your normal 15 year olds." |
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"I should use Blue Velvet (hair grease). Maybe I'll turn black...I bet I won't." |
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Go back to my home page |
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More quotes... |
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