"Why can't I learn from someone else's mistakes?" -Chuckie, Rugrats
"Don't play dumb-there are too many people in high school who are much better at it than you are." -Daria Morgendorffer
"We are far too young and clever. And things won't ever change." - Save Ferris
"Don't mind Mr. Bighead, Spunky. He's got a permanent wedgie." --Rocko's Modern Life
"If I'm not back in five minutes.. wait longer."
-Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who.
-King of Swamp Castle, Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Childhood is what you spend the rest of your life overcoming.
-Hope Floats
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
"64 years is 33,661,440 minutes and ONE MINUTE is a long time...."
-The Beatles
Everyone's insane. Some people just get caught.
He who laughs last probably doesn't understand the joke
Basic Biology-if your parents didn't have children, chances are you won't either.
If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit
"If my body is 80 percent water, that means only 20 percent of me is going to have to swim."
-Tom Green
"Don't judge me by my failures, only by my dreams."
-SR-71
Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flame thrower.
