New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you. -David Letterman
Eagles may soar, free and proud, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pitbull.
"I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it."
-Ashleigh Brilliant
Whats the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore goes to a party and has sex with everyone. A bitch goes to a party and has sex with everyone but you.
One in every four Americans has some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, than its you.
"Mr. Madison, what you just said is one of the most insanely, idiotic things that I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent reponse were you even close to anything that can be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul." -'Billy Madison'
