Question: You have the most exciting webpage on the Internet, does this come to you naturally this extreme talent you have?
Webmaster: You have excellent taste in seeing genius when you look at it. As for the talent don't everyone wish they could be me for just one day! Imagine that! Not! sorry drones there can be only one me of course, you knew that.
Question:But the concept of Len's Alternative Homepage wow! how did you come up with that title?
Question: Webmaster please refrain from using the damm language there are innocent morons and idiots out there you know
Question: If you could be anything other than the most fanstastic person every woman wants what would it be?
Question: What in the hell is that?
Webmaster: Well I thought what would be a good name to put on the header for this webpage. I was going to use Jose Perreri and the Los Paranoias Band Homepage but that didn't sit fuckin' well too many letters in the title. The I thought how about calling it, "Fucking Piece of Crap" then I figued to many people could relate to it, so I had to find something else to call it.
Question:Well what in the hell did you call it?
Webmaster: I finally thought just name it after the one and only person who I can relate to and that is me. Silly person, go on next question.
Webmaster: Your right I keep forgetting to talk to down, ok your next question.
Webmaster: A baggy-swiger! of course.
Webmaster: Just a guy who cleans out the bugs from lights on airport runways.
