The Annotated 'I Do the Rock'

The Literature Verse

Edith Sitwell giving readings
14 Moscow road
Osbert giving champagne parties
Sachi's got a cold
Gertrude's hanging pictures
Alice making tea
Me I do the only thing that still makes sense to me
I do the Rock
I do the Rock Rock

--The Sitwell family: Edith, Osbert and Sacheverell.
--Edith Sitwell (1887-1964) was a writerr, editor, and poet.
--Her two brothers were poets.
--Description from list of British authoors:
--"..a truly remarkable woman, who, withh her brothers,
--Osbert and Sacheverell, formed a celebbrated and
--redoubtable literary triumvirate."
> --Gertrude Stein, patron of the arts--Piicasso & the Surrealists
--her lifelong companion, Alice B. Toklaas, of marijuana cookie fame
--guess the tea was to wash 'em down, orr may be the grass itself.

The Rock-Idols Verse

John and Yoko, farming beef
Raising protein quota
Sometimes they make love and art
Inside the Dakota
Rodney's feeling sexy
Mick is really frightfully bold
Me I do the only thing that stops me growing old
I do the Rock
I do the Rock Rock
I do the Rock Rock Rock

Well it's stimulating

--John Lennon and wife Yoko, who lived iin the
--famous Dakota apartment building in NYYC
--Rod Stewart 'Do You Think I'm Sexy?' --Mick Jagger.
--(He left out this verse after John's ddeath)

The Thinkers Verse

Solzhenitzin, feels exposed
Built a barbed wire prison
Nietzsche's six feet under
But his baby's still got rhythm
Einstein's celebrating ten decades
But I'm afraid philosophy is too much
Responsibility for me
I do the Rock
I do the Rock Rock

--Solzhenitsyn (1918-) wrote The Gulag AArchipelago
--about the concentration camps in Siberria, Russia.
--Nietzsche, Friedrich Wilhelm, 1844-19900 wrote
--stuff like "Twilight of the idols, or,, How to
--philosophize with a hammer" and "Also sprach Zarathustra".
--His 'baby' is his philosophy which stiill has a huge
--influence on post-modernism.
--(Nietzsche is dead--he was famous for saying 'God is dead,'
--but his thinking continues to reverberrate.)
--I assume you know of Einstein!
--I believe he had some interesting thinngs to say about
--the responsibility of scientists.

The Sports Verse

Baby Ruth and Dizzy Dean
Best and Colin Cowdrey
Little Mo, Virginia Wade
Pistol Pete and O.J.
I always liked Di Maggio
and Rockne's pretty Knute you know
I could never whack a ball with such velocity
I do the Rock
I do the Rock Rock

When I can get it, its stimulating, I'm a keen student

--Baby Ruth & Dizzy Dean are baseball. --George Best was an international levell soccer
--player for Manchester United.
--Colin Cowdrey was an international levvel English cricketer.
--Maureen Connolly and Virginia Wade aree
--championship level British(American??)) tennis players.
--Pistol Pete Maravich for basketball --OJ is more famous now for the sport off murder.
--Di Maggio is baseball.
--Knute Rockne was the football coach att Notre Dame.
-----All these sports people were also aas famous off court as on.

The Personalities Verse

Liz and Dick and Brit and Liza
Jaclyn Kate and Farrah
Meg and Roddy, John Travolta
Gov. Brown and Linda
Interview and People Magazine
Miss Rona and the Queen
It must be really frightful to attract publicity
I do the Rock myself

--Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton. --Brit Ekland and Liza Minelli.
--Jaclyn, Kate and Farrah were 'Charlie''s
--Angels', a popular TV show.
--Meg and Roddy: Princess Margaret & herr beux, Roddy
--LLewellyn, were an item at the time, aas was John Travolta.
--California's Gov. Brown was dating Linnda
--Ronstadt. Controversial at the time. --Rona Barrett was a famous gossip colummnist.
--'The Queen' was a British magazine, foounded
--by Andy Warhol

The Politicians Verse

Carter, Began and Sadat
Brezhnev, Teng and Castro
Everyday negotiate us closer to disastro
Idi Amin and the Shah
And Al Fatah is quite bizarre
I could never get the hang of ideology
I do the rock I do the Rock Rock

--You have to remember this was written in 1978-79
--US President Carter, Israeli Prime Minnister Began
--and Egyptian President Sadat's meetinggs to find
--peace in the Middle East were big newss.
--Brezhnev in the Soviet Union, Castro iin Cuba,
--and Mao Tse Teng inn China, were not iinterested in peace, anywhere.
--Idi Amin was the African President whoo bragged
--about eating human flesh, the Iranian Shah was not
--popular at home or anywhere else, Al FFatah was the
--name of a Libyan guided missile prograam secretly
--aided by Serbia, and/or a paramilitaryy faction of
--Yassir Arafat's PLO.
--Heavy stuff for a Rock & Roll song
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AD LIBS:
Sunshine, Sunshine
Well you can't get enough of it man
Oh, we got the top down now
If you don't have the top down, pull the top down
How often do you get a sunny day
Come to the rock, the rock will cure your ills, man
Stimulating, stimulating
(something about 'thru the rear window,
you deserve it, man'---just as well, perhaps,
to leave it alone.)
Or maybe it was: Been a really rough winter, man, ya deserve it, y'know.
It's been suggested these are innuendos on that other recreational thing that
was popular back in the late 70's, coke, not the cola kind. They thought it wasn't
addictive back then.

UPDATED VERSE FROM TRACY ULLHMAN SHOW 1989

Ronald Reagan's quite upset,
Ollie's been indicted.
Thatcher's lowered taxes,
But the poor can't get excited.
Gorbachev and Glasnost
Are the very latest thing.
But Afghans, Jews and Artists
Find it less encouraging.

--R. Reagan: movie star president:
--fantasy and reality collide.
--Oliver North lies to congress and
--his secretary becomes a movie star: --reality and fantasy collide.
--Communism falls:
--expectation is better than reality. --I'll probably do better on this one laater.

I read somewhere that Mr. C. wrote this as a swipe at
what Freakazoid calls 'FanBoy', that borish nerd of a
fan that knows the most esoteric of facts, and bores
everyone to death with them.
GUILTY!...and proud of it! ;-)
LF


A Tim fan and published poet has graciously allowed me to
post her latest poem, a clever parody of Mr. C's song, on my site!
Thank you Dixie!


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