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So your working at the ever famous Wal-Mart. It's 11:31 p.m. , and you get off at 12:00 a.m. Just then over the sound system you here "I Drive Myself Crazy." The other cashiers turn to you, and start to groan. "Nooo, not the boy band again." You turn to give them an evil glare, "*NSync rocks, and don't you forget it!" Then you start to sing along (very off key)....." I was such a fool, I couldn't see it....." The other cashiers are laughing at you and you, the comedian you are, start to act out the video. Unfortunately you don't notice the five young men heading toward your check out. Your really hamming it up by now, doing Jc's part..."Why didn't I know it...." and you turn to see a very amused man in front of you. He's got on some glasses on a hat, but you swear you can see a dread poking out. (Nah) You blush, and mumble "Oops, sorry", as you start to ring him up. He then takes off his glasses, and you realize, that standing in front of you is none other than Chris Kirkpatrick. "That's okay, I think you did a better job the Jc, right?" he says as he turns to his companions. By now you have stopped ringing up Chris's items, and are staring dumbly at the men behind him. "Definitely better, right Justin?', You glance from Chris into a pair of babyblues. Justin grins and shakes his head, "Maybe we can get her to replace him, what do you say Lance?" By this time your in such a state of shock, you can't even remember what they are saying...all you know is that Chris, Justin, Lance and Joey are talking to you, buying (candy?!?!? what a surprise!) at your local Wal-Mart. You finish ringing up the guys, and by then you are relaxed enough to say" Where's Jc?" Suddenly you hear a voice behind you, " Right here, checkin out the competion." You swivel around to face the most beautiful pair of blue eyes you have ever seen in your life. "Oh, I....uh...." You don't knowwhat to say. He starts to laugh, "Just kidding" and he gives you ahug.(OMG) You say your goodbye's, and as they start to leave, Jc, comes running back with Chris. "Did you forget something?" Chris looks mischievously at Jc, "Yeah, your number." You look from Chris to Jc, and stutter "Huh?" Jc laughs and clarify's "We think your a cool chick, so we want your number so we can keep in touch." "And," Chris says, "So we can give you the tickets for the concert tomorrow." On the outside you act very cool, but on the inside the wild teenie is straining to get out. "Uh, sure...." You give the guys your number, and then Joey's head pops through the doors, and shouts down the where you are.."Hey guys lets go!!! See ya' around(your name here.)" Chris and Jc start to leave, but suddenly you realize something.. "Hey Jc?' Jc turns around and smiles, "Yeah." "How did ya'll know my name?" Jc starts to laugh, and then comes back. He puts out his hand, and lightly flips up your name tag. "We're pshychic. Talk to ya' later." He smiles and walks off as you stand there watching the bus pull away. You walk back to the employee lounge, and start to grab your stuff, when sudenly your cell phone goes off. "Who the heck would be calling me this late at night?" You dig it out of your overy full purse and ans
So your at a local restaurant which is quite popular among adults, but not so much for kids…you don’t think you’ve EVER seen anyone there that remotely resembles an *NSYNC fan. So you and your friends are sitting there eating your dinner when one of your friends jokes…”wouldn’t it be cool if *NSYNC walked into the restaurant?” So you are all pondering the idea and making jokes about how you’d flirt with the guys, try to use pick up lines on them and all that jazz. You are having a blast just chilling with your friends. You decide that you’re going to go to the bathroom. Just as you get up and start walking away from your table you feel a tap on your shoulder. A male voice says “excuse me but do you know where the bathroom is?” Without looking you go “uh-huh! Follow me!” You walk the guy to the bathroom and he says “thanks a lot, I hope you and your friends have fun. Oh and by the way, we don’t respond so well to pick up lines like ‘I can tie up 9 cows in ten minutes’ like you guys thought we would!” you turn 360° to see Chris Kirkpatrick staring you right in the face. You say to him “can we continue this conversation later…I kinda got to go….really bad..” and motion to the bathroom. Then he says “I know!” and starts hopping up and down, doing a little bathroom dance…, which in actuality, makes you laugh and makes, you REALLY have to go!
*I know, I know, too much information, but hey, it’s late, and I find it quite funny!*
So you decide to go to a concert that is featuring a local band which your friend is in. It’s largely advertised…after all, they need all the publicity that they can get. So you go to the concert and have a blast. You go backstage to meet your friend and are ready to tell your friend how amazing their show was. You notice that their talking to a ‘suit’ so you decide to take a load off and do some major flirting with the guy that’s getting a glass of water. You say ‘so can I have one of those or do you have to be tall dark and handsome?’ He chuckles and without turning around in a funny voice says ‘fresh…I’m sure you say that to all the guys…you player you!’ you say in a deep voice ‘I’m not a player, I just crush a lot!’ You both break out laughing and he finally turns around, you not looking at him but still paying attention to the conversation. He gives you the glass of water he had poured for himself. You finally look at the guy and almost choke on your water because you realize that you’ve been flirting heavily with none other than Joey Fatone Jr. You’re like ‘what the…ummm…..sorry?’ He’s like, “why, it was fun!” Your friends with the band?” You go “uh-huh!” He’s like they’re really good. So he explains to you that the guys were taking a little break and Lance wanted to recruit some new talent so he had them all come down and see the show…they were hanging with the tech people so that no one would see them. Good disguise. So you guys continue your little flirting match as you have just recovered from your shock and the rest of the guys come over and join in. You realize that the ‘suit’ was Lance and you guys [all of you guys] go out for dinner to celebrating the signing of your friend to Free Lance Entertainment. There are going to be a lot more dinners like this, you think to yourself…and you can’t stop smiling!
You for some reason had agreed to go to a Garth Brooks concert with your best friend even though you can’t stand country music…the whole “my dog died and my bird can’t fly and my woman left me” twang just gets to you for some reason. However, surprisingly you start getting into the music…you’re like these lyrics aren’t that bad. Just then you hear Garth say “does anyone know this song?” and he play’s a chord on his guitar. A guy that had comes pushing through the crowd gets up to the front row where you are standing and screams out before anyone else “THE DANCE!” You just roll your eyes and go “omigosh! What a dwee…” You then give the guy a closer look, and realized that YOU almost called JAMES LANCE BASS a dweeb! Your like “Holy $@*! I’m standing next to LANCE!!!” Still in a state of utter shock you hear four male voices yelling “Lance where are you?” You then see the rest of the guys from the group *NSYNC grab Lance by the shoulders playfully and say “why’d you run off like that buddy?!? It took forever to find you but somehow we knew we’d find you in the front…you’re so predictable.” Lance all the while just staring at the stage. You then hear a concerned “are you alright…I think he’s in a trance or something guys.” You then realize that you’ve been staring and shake your head. You grab the person next to you without even looking and luckily it’s your friend…you sputter out enough words to give your friend the idea, you say “ *NSYNC…Garth Brooks…OMIGOSH…JC…Lance…Justin…Joey…Chris.” Just then you get bumped, and you turn around and cop attitude to the person that bumped into you and you stop and realize that it was Lance. He looks into your eyes giving you those big poofoo puppydog pouts and says “I’m sorry, but wherever I hear Garth Brooks I get a little out of control! He’s amazing, don’t you think?” However, all that comes out of your mouth is “uhhuh” Lance smiles politely at you and goes back to enjoying the concert and you stand paralyzed not believing that you practically grunted at one of the sweetest guys on the planet. Dumb …Dumb… Dumb …Dumb
Your on in the Gap and you’re checking out the new khaki cargo’s that you wanted to buy. You venture your way over to the men’s section seeing as how you like your pants REALLY baggy. So you walk over casually and look at the rack with the cargo’s and find a pair that you think might fit you. You back up while looking at the pants in your hands amazed that nobody had grabbed them already, and you back into someone really hard [accidental mind you, but hard]. You turn around quickly to appoligize and find a tall guy, in his twenties grabbing his dark glasses that had fell to the floor when you had bumped him and shoving them on his face. With a smile he says in an deep voice [that obviously fake] “sorry.” You look at him thinking to yourself this guy looks like JC from *NSYNC! But you don’t say a word. He realizes that he has been found out and comes closer to you and says in his normal voice “thanks for not screaming, it’s really hard to get shopping done with fans wanting autographs. I’m not complaining it’s just…hard.” You nod your head and lean in to say to him “I wont scream, and I won’t ask for your autograph but can I have your digets?” You look at him and realize that he thought you were serious. You just pull him close and say “ these are really cool pants aren’t they Bob” He smiles and says “Dude, they’re the best out there!”
....you've just finished a MAJOR shopping spree with your best friend. You're walking down the street belting out your FAVORITE *N Sync song, when you reach the street lights to stop. Guess who pulls up in a convertable RIGHT behind you!!! You don't realize it [because you're still singing] when you turn around and see ALL of *N Sync staring at you!
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*Your singing Here We Go as you walk home from a tiring day at school…as you sing you hear footsteps behind you but you don't care 'cause it's an *NSYNC song and everyone on your street knows how much you love their music. (You play the CD so loud that your neighbour 3 houses away complains about the volume.) Anyway, you keep walking and singing, doing the hand motions (~ *NSYNC has got the FLOW ~) as you walk. You get to the part of the chorus where you sing (belt out) "bounce your head to the beat, we've got everything you need, here we go now" and you hear 5 voices harmonizing with you singing "yes, yes, yes, here we go, *NSYNC has got the flow." You turn around and almost bump into Chris still walking and singing at full force. You see the rest of the guys looking at you, embarrassment on their faces, then after the awkward moment of silence, you ALL burst out laughing. *
*You're sitting in your room getting frustrated with your extremely boring math homework when you hear "God must have Spent…" coming from downstairs. Your like what the hell (~*nookie~ *sorry) I thought Karol (your sister) hated the musical stylings of *NSYNC. You kind of shrug it off though. Then you realize that you've got the CD in its case next to you, the stereo is sitting next to your bed, and your TV isn't working. In fact it was taken to Radio Shack which is why you were doing your homework for next week and not watching *N the Mix again. You freak out…your like what if *NSYNC is here, I mean they are having a concert tomorrow (which is unfortunately sold out)…then you realize that this is your life and you couldn't possibly be so lucky. You compose yourself and slowly walk downstairs to find out what is going on. You see your mother and sister sitting on the couch facing you. They are bobbing their heads and singing along (despite their pleas, you have played the CD so much that they know the words off by heart). You walk towards them as the singing continues. There are 5 guys in front of the couch that your mother and sister are sitting on, (thus, the guys backs are towards you). You start laughing (the singing stops) and say "You suck Karol, stop singing, you're all off key…get your friends Benny, Tom, Jim, Bob, and Juan outta hear, they suck too. Yo guys thanks for trying but you couldn't touch those guys with a ten foot pole, especially Lance he is such a hottie." Your sisters eyes widen and as you continue. "How come you can't have friends that look like Lance, Karol, I would be in heaven, instead you have these bums who can't even sing." As you hit one of them on the back of the neck he turns around and says, "aww that hurt. By the way thanks for the compliments ~sarcastically~ but you have a good ear we were off. Guys see I'm not the only one who thinks so." The rest of the heads turn around (the faces reveal Justin, Joey, Chris, and Lance) to face you. You then realize that you are standing next to JC who is rubbing the back of his neck, where you just SLAPED it. Your jaw is on the ground at this point. You scan the faces that are staring at you, all friendly mind you, especially for 5 guys that you just insulted. Your face immediately turns red as you see how blushed Lance is. They all introduce themselves, very politely, but DUH you know who they are. The whole night you sneak glances at Lance but every time you do he looks back at you and smiles, which causes an instant blood rush to your cheeks. You politely excuse yourself to phone your best friend and tell her to get over as soon as possible, she arrives in the next five minutes, panting from exhaustion. They hang out for quite a while, and they have forgiven you for the "off key" comment. However, JC won't let you forget about you slapping him so hard, his neck still red. Joey and Justin scrounge for food, namely cereal. Chris and JC teach your sister and your friend some flips and moves from the show. Lance finally decides to look up and he asks you "what were you doing before we interrupted you?" very politely, very Lance-like (like a southern gentleman). You respond still looking at the floor "I was doing math homework, or trying to. I don't know, I just can't get it." He looks at you with a smile on his face, "I'm really good at math, would you mind if I helped you out?" "MIND, would you please?" You retreat to your room where you can finally find quiet. With all of all of the flips and cereal consumption, you couldn't hear yourself think. Lance successfully helps you understand your math and chem homework. You walk downstairs talking to him as if you had been friends since the third grade. You are met at the bottom of the stairs with 8 pairs of eyes on the two of you. Darn it you forgot to tell them where you were going. The guys, your friend and your sister have smirks on their faces but your mother is looking at you in horror. You explain in desperation that you were getting help with your homework and your mothers look of fear is instantly replaced with the "physic your mind" look. She knew where you were…you worry too much. Behind you, you hear Justin whisper to Lance "homework, EXTRA credit maybe?…You go Lance!" Your elbow finds itself somewhere in Justin's gut. He lets out a cough then says "sorry" and excuses him self. Everyone laughs and the guys say it's about time they get going. They all say good-bye, Justin tries to smuggle out a box of Apple Jacks but you catch him. You let him have it though just because he gives you the ever-famous puppy dog eyes. Who could resist? Lance is the last to leave, He initiates a hug and you stand there for about 5 min after he leaves. They come back and give you backstage passes to their sold out concert for the next night. *
*I never said how they came to be at your house, come on I couldn't do all the work, use your imaginations. Some examples, your sisters connections; their bus broke down on your street and they needed to practice, your house being the only one that would let them in. I dunno, make it up! *
*You are working at a primary school for Co-operative education. You become really close friends with one TA (teacher's assistant). Here name is Heather Chasez, for a brief moment when you first met you freaked out in your mind. You thought true JC has a sister named Heather and she is 20 years old just like your friend. But then you're like 'why would she be working as a TA at such a young age, and why would she be at this school, don't they live in Maryland or Florida?' You erase all of these thoughts out of your mind, after all you're not THAT lucky. Months later when you and Heather are practically best friends you hear that a radio station is giving away *NSYNC tickets. You listen to the station night and day. You even bring a portable radio into the staff room and listen because the DJ just said "in a minute were looking for lucky caller #3 to win a 12th row ticket to see *NSYNC in concert." Just then Heather walks in and says "hey I'm going to that concert, I almost never get to see my brother anymore, the only time is when he's in town, doing concerts and promotional stuff." You pass up your last opportunity to win tickets just staring at your friend. "He's going to be here for a whole week though. *NSYNC, his group, is really big now so they almost never get nights in. I hope you don't mind but I asked him and his 4 friends to join us Thursday night for that little evening in, at ma cassa, a.k.a. cassa Java." She jokes as she lets out a chuckle. "His friend Justin is such a cutie, and don't even get me started on Chris, lets just say he's…crazy." She finally looks at you with a suspicious eye. "Are you an *NSYNC fan?" "Uhh..um..I mean…" you can't think of anything to say that wont mess up your chances of meet the guys and losing your best friend. You shyly admit it. You think she will roll her eyes and diss you for being a teenybopper then revoke the invitation. However, all she does is let out a giggle and say "do you think my brothers a hottie?" then makes a disgusted face. You start laughing and give a sigh of relief. She invites you to the concert and backstage. You have a blast. For the whole week Heather, JC, Chris, Justin, Joey, Lance, Amy, Christina, and you hang out. (Heather let you bring two of your friends who are major fans, to some of the outings that you have with them.) You hang for the whole week (which you have secretly named the week of utter bliss) with the five guys and your best friend. JC was happy to meet his sister's new friend and talked to you a lot about how much he misses her when he is on tour. He says "I want to keep in touch with you to check up on Heather…and you" he adds in a shy voice, then lets out the biggest laugh when he sees the look on your face. Utter astonishment. He adds "a friend of Heather is a friend of mine, which makes you a friend of theirs" pointing to the other guys, "unfortunately" he whispers to you. Chris lets out a big "I heard that" and comes over to where you and JC are sitting and sits on you guys. They all get ready to leave for their next destination, which happens to be home for them. Heather decides that since Christmas holidays are coming up she's going to take off early and spend time with her brothers in Florida before their parents arrive next week. They called it the week of the Three Musketeers. How cute you think. She gives you a hug at the airport and tells you that she's glade she found a friend that wasn't in it for connections to the band, but was there for her. You then realize how hard it has been for her. After your long, sappy goodbye Chris and Justin start singing 'The Power of Goodbye' by Madonna. Heather and you give them cut eye (a dirty look) then they chase you around the airport. Their flight is announced and they are ready to board. First, Lance gives you a hug, then Joey, then Chris, then Justin, then finally JC. He whispers in your ear "I'm keeping in touch, you better too." Then you whisper "I will, you just better not be sleeping when I call." You both laugh and say your good-byes. Unfortunately, you realize that you are #1 barricaded in the airport by all of the *NSYNC fans outside of the doors (they kept them outside for fear of the 'girl on the luggage belt' incident being recreated.) and #2 you have no way of getting home. Fortunately, thanks to your new buddies, they had told the provided car to escort you home. What great guys always thinking ahead. *
I'm still on the Co-op high so hears another about a teacher in a school
*As you are working in the staff room placing the teachers mail in their boxes you look at a package and almost drop it in all your excitement. You realize where you are, and compose yourself. You look at the phone and consider phoning your best friend and telling her that you have just found a package that says Molly Kirkpatrick on it, you then quickly dismiss that idea, after all you were at work. You calmly place the rest of the mail in their proper place. You then go searching for the teacher named Molly who you believe is Chris' sister. You finally find her back in the staff room. You start off by making friends with her…not mentioning *NSYNC after all you would look like a total jerk and make all parties included feel bad if you were wrong. Besides if it were Chris' sister she would probably be as sweet as he is so you decide to make friends with her. She's only 24 so she still relates to you, and she's an amazing teacher. You then totally forget about her connections to your favourite band and realize that she has an extraordinary mind. You find yourself asking her for advice and talking to her more than anyone else in your life. After being friends for a while, you and her start talking family. She mentions that her brothers in a band, doesn't mention them being big or anything like that, just a band. However, when you meet her mother and little sister you realize that you have made friends with Chris Kirkpatrick's sister. (You have seen them on the Disney Special). From then on you make sure not to mention that you are just about the biggest fan of *NSYNC since you know how hard it must be for her to get any work done getting all these calls from teenage girls. Somehow they found out her pager number. One day you start humming the tune to "Drive Myself Crazy"… unintentionally. She looks at you with a big grin on her face. You look at her, still humming mind you, wondering why she's giving you a weird look. She then starts singing along… "…Now I toss and turn, 'cause I'm without you how I'm missin' you so bad…"she stops because the look of confusion has escaped you and now you are just amazed. She laughs and says "thank you, thank you, the musical talent pouring out all around you I know…it's all in the genes." She then lets out another long laughing fit. When she comes out of it she continues, "I didn't think you were a teenybopper…if I knew I could have introduced you to my big bro and his friends…" The blood in your face drains and you look at her like, WHAT?!? She then goes "don't worry, they're coming back in a month, they're staying for a couple of days, you can meet them then. Breath honey, it will be okay." She leaves then comes back five minutes later and says, "thanks for not freaking out and screaming, I had a feeling that I could trust you. Thanks hon." She winks then continues "oh and this is just between you, me and because I'm so generous a max of two other people…got it…good." She smiles then leaves. The only thing that escapes out of your lips after that is "jdkjoidasjl" TRANSLATION: Omigosh! *
*So you're having a bad day…PMS has just ended, the full blown 'FRIEND' has come to visit for about 5-7 days. You get what I mean? Anyway, you get to Wal-Mart because you need some feminine products, 'nuff said. You're franticly looking for your stuff, you want to get in and out as fast as possible to make sure that no cute guys see you buying your products. You back up to scan the isle and bump into someone. You're like "sorry" but kind of peeved because the other party involved in the bumping didn't give any recognition. So you start mumbling under your breath about how 'some people' could be so rude sometimes. The person you bumped into comes out of his trance and finally says, "oh, I'm sorry sweetheart, I'm just a little dazed." Without turning around you say "who are you calling sweetheart?" you then turn to see a very shocked Justin Timberlake staring at you. Your eyes become wide, your narrow lips turned into a smile. Then you say "sorry." Then he says "no, my bad, I keep forgetting where I am. When I talk to beautiful women" he blushes "I should refer to you as your given name…which would be?" The fact that Justin just called you a beautiful woman makes the always air-conditioned Wal-Mart now as hot as Florida on the Summer Solstice. You talk for a while, totally forgetting that you were having a bad day, and the fact that you are in the diaper/feminine product isle. You then ask Justin what he's doing in this part of Wal-Mart. He reply's by saying "little brothers, dang, I gotta go give these to him, before there's a massive explosion." You let out a little giggle, then say very casually, "Justin, you have um…how should I put this…girly products in you hand." You can't help but laugh as Justin drops the package in fright as if they were going to burn his hands. "That's not going to help your brother any." You help him find something that his brother could actually use. He then thanks you very kindly, and gives you a big hug. You leave the store still clutching the number Justin gave you in your hands. As you walk into your house you realize that you forgot what you had gone to get and most importantly you had forgotten that your parents drove you to Wal-Mart, and told you to meet them in a half an hour; they're probably freaking out. Oh no! You have to walk all the way back to the mall. Was it worth it? But of course *
* Okay, you have finally agreed to go clubbing with your friend who has been begging you forever to go. You're like aiight. You get all ready and set out to the Shock nite club. You two arrive there and there is a massive attack of girls screaming let us in, but you laugh to yourself and say "isn't it past your bedtime" the girls all looked under 12 years old. Then you whisper to your friend "this looks worst than an *NSYNC concert." The bouncer at the door, that you know, lets you two in. After a while, you get tired so you stand against a wall. You feel a tap on your shoulder, and a voice saying, "may I have this dance?" You reply with a very tired "sorry bud, not now." He then says, "the names is Joey." At this point you swivel your feet and turn to see JOEY FATONE smiling his ever-famous Joey smile. He places out his hand to shake yours. You then are overcome by a teenybopper rush of excitement and give him a bear hug. You then realize what you just did and let go, shyly. He then sees the embarrassed look on your face and counters with another hug. Joey and you talk over the music, then he then says I'll be right back, as if he was going to the bathroom or something. You then hear an announcement that there is going to be a performance by *NSYNC, all you hear is screaming from outside. "12 year olds have good lungs, good to see they aren't smoking." You comment to yourself. *NSYNC then breaks into I Want You Back, and Tearin' up My Heart. Finally, they sing God Must Have Spent… as they do the actions, you notice that all of the guys are pointing towards the right however, Joey is pointing to the left…directly at you. You are screaming like mad inside, but you compose yourself. After the performance, Joey comes up to you and says, "how did we do?" You reply with the biggest hug you could produce and say, "does that answer your question?" *
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