Archie Bunker
S. Wilhelmina Feenster
Archie Bunker is a grouch,
He doesn't sit upon a couch.
He has his very own little chair,
And wears Fruit of a Loom underwear.
He demands his dinner all the time,
And never wants to spend a dime.
Archie Bunker thinks he's cool,
But his attitude is of a mule.
Archy doesn't have much of a life,
But he really loves his wife.
I guess Archie is okay,
Cause his show is on everyday.