Classic TV Fan Fiction: The Honeymooners: "Ralph on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

The Honeymooners
Ralph on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
By TriviaQueen2

Regis Philbin: Alright Mr. Kramden, you have $100 would you like to try for $200??

Ralph: I'm forging ahead Regis !!!!

Regis: Alright. Here's your question for $200.

Ralph: Get the bag.

Regis: Who was the composer of Swanee River? Was it: a-Ed Norton,b-Stephen Foster,c-Stephen King,or

d-Mel Torme??

Ralph: haminahaminahamina..I'd like to use a life line. I'd like to call Angelina Manicotti at 323 Chauncey St.

Regis: Alright, our "friends" at AT&T (#)^^$$#####* will get her on the line.

Ralph: Hello Mrs. Manicotti, who was the composer of Swanee River???????

Mrs. Manicotti: I give up!!!

Mr. Manicotti: Hey Angelina, get offa the phone and getta my supper!!!!!

Mrs. Manicotti: click!!!!!!

Regis: Well, Mr. Kramden?????

Ralph: haminahaminahamina Ed Norton????????

Regis: You're confident?????

Ralph: haminahaminahamina

Regis: Is that your final answer?????

Ralph: Yes sir.

Regis: Oh, I'm sorry Mr. Kramden. The answer is Stephen Foster.

Alice: Didn't I tell ya????

Alice's mother: You should have seen the expression on your face when you missed it !!!!

Ralph: BANG, ZOOM!!!!!!!!