Disclaimer: Don't own the Beatles (hee hee... would love to tho), the song or L&S, not making any money.
Author's note: Um, got bored while judging talent show auditions yesterday, had the lyrics to "Strawberry Fields Forever" and a pencil; this is the product. Not my best, not *quite* my worst either. Basically, Laverne is singing about Fonzie's trademark jacket. As much as I HATE leather (hey, I'm a veggie too), I gotta admit, Fonzie's jacket is pretty awesome. May the Force be with ya! And if you have any kind of feedback, email me at margaret_angel_face@yahoo.com. Grazie.
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You know what, Shirl? I would love to own
Fonzie's jacket
Leather, not plastic
Because he is attached to it
Fonzie's jacket forever
It always looks so soft and smooth
And clean it seems to be
Of course, it's seen many, many girls
But that jacket is friendliest to me
I would love to own
Fonzie's jacket
Leather, not plastic
Because he is attached to it
Fonzie's jacket forever
There are no girls he likes more than me
Although he did care for that Pinky
He loves me, I think, that is, I hope that it's true
That is, it might not be just a phase
You know what, Shirl? I would love to own
Fonzie's jacket
Leather, not plastic
Because he is attached to it
Fonzie's jacket forever
It's made of dead skin but believe me
It feels nice when the car gets all steamy...
No wait, Shirl, no I haven't, ya got it all wrong!
That is, only in my dreams
I would love to own
Fonzie's jacket
Leather, not plastic
Because he is attached to it
Fonzie's jacket forever
Fonzie's jacket forever
Fonzie's jacket forever