Canned Ham Reviews
When it comes to movies, I am very hard to please. For example, as opposed to almost everyone else in the universe, I absolutely hated The Matrix. Why? Because it had no story, just a lot of special effects. And it had Keanu Reeves. Why should you care what I think? Hell, I don't know. You probably shouldn't. But since this is my page and you are here reading it, you get to read my unilateral praising or trashing of the movies listed below.
*Note: ratings are based on a 4-star system; the more stars, the better.
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