Home pages are the html equivalent of graffiti. They litter the Internet with people's vacuous interests and silly pictures. It almost makes one yearn for the good old days of home movies. Not one to be left in the dust, here's my stab at banality. Why am I developing this page? Because I can, that's why. With apologies to Andy Warhol, this could be my 15 pages of fame.

This page is for those that I've known many years, and for all my friends I communicate with everyday, yet have never met in person. Most of all, this page is a testament to my ego and need for attention!

This is a gallery featuring my friends and family. Here you gain valuable insight into my warped personality.

Go to the Rogues' Gallery and learn more about me. Why not? The Authorities already have!

One of my hobbies is collecting autographs of astronauts, historical figures and entertainers.

Go to the Autograph Gallery to see a sampling of the autographs in my growing collection.