THE AARON FRAZIER SHOW


Starring:
-Aaron Frazier
-Glenn Shaheen
-Chip Garner
-Lydia Kerr
-Matt Killian		 As:
-Aaron Frazier
-Dr. Clicks A Lot
-Chip Garner
-Lydia Kerr
-Butch		 Crew:
-Directed By 
      Jeremy Farnell
-Written By
      All
-Camera Operated By
      Jeremy Farnell		 Specs:
Date Filmed-3/98
Runtime-20 Minutes
Acts Of Violence-1
Profane Utterances-8
Sexual References-15
Raw Footage-20 Minutes

Hilarious improvisation by specifically Aaron. Filmed in our high school, it was actually interrupted by a dean when Aaron mentions homosexuality. Probably the best part for her to have walked in on, though. An excerpt.


DC-I think she was patronizing you.
AF-I think so.
LK-I wasn't...
AF-You may be excused Ms. Kerr.
LK-What did I say?
AF-You didn't say anything.
LK-I just looked at you in a patronizing way.
AF-Mmmm, that means you can be excused.
LK-Wouldn't it be matronizing since I am female and all?
AF-I don't really care. I'm a man, I'm right anyway. Doesn't matter.
LK-Is it even a word, though? Matronizing?
AF-I don't really care.
DC-No, it came from a woman's mouth.
AF-Uh oh! Can't be real then.
DC-No.
AF-Unless she was repeatin' what a man was sayin'.
DC-Yeah then. But she'd probably mess it up. She'd be like "Four plus four
   is..t.t.ttt..t.t..t.... where's the cooking iron? I wanna cook! Where's
   the ingredients? I wanna make some chicken pot pie."
LK-All women?
AF-It's all women.
DC-All of em.
AF-All.
LK-What if I told you I had a penis?
AF-Then you'd be lying.
LK-I don't. And what if I told you that I did?
AF-Well, it wouldn't really matter I suppose.
LK-Well what if Chip had long hair?
AF-Then Chip would be Chip with long hair.
DC-See, the fact of the matter is if you grow or cut your hair it really
   doesn't change your gender.
LK-Well apparently genitalia doesn't change your gender.
AF-Nope.

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