| Starring:
-Glenn Shaheen -Jeremy Farnell |
As:
-Death -Slinky Sam |
Crew:
-Directed By Glenn Shaheen -Written By Glenn Shaheen -Camera Operated By Matt Killian -Grip Ryan Schulz |
Specs:
Date Filmed-6/97 Acts Of Violence-0 Profane Utterances-0 Sexual References-1 Raw Footage-30 Minutes |
Unfinished detective film which partners The Grim
Reaper with jolly old Saint Nick. Funny script, this project was delayed
because Matt Killian was involved with a summer camp and could not play
the part of Santa Claus. Some of the humorous writing can be found in this
short exchange:
CASHIER
May I help you?
DEATH
Yes. I’d like 2 bacon cheeseburgers, 1 Biggie
fry,
1 Great Biggie fry, and 2 large Cokes. O.K.?
CASHIER
(undaunted that he is talking to Death)
Ok. Your total comes to $12.69. Condiments?
DEATH
(surprised at cashier’s coolness)
Do you not realize who you’re speaking with?
This is no kiddie costume. Shouldn’t you be
afraid?
CASHIER
As long as you’re not Famine, then I keep my
job. Umm... isn’t Hell supposed to be
following you? Cuz if so, then we’d better start
cooking now so the demons of Hell don’t get
too angry waiting for their meals.
DEATH
No. They left me a long time ago.
CASHIER
Why?
DEATH
I sold my pale horse, Betsy, to get the money
to
buy a license to become a private eye.
CASHIER
Where did they go?
DEATH
Mexico.
CASHIER
Wup! Here’s your order! You have a nice day,
Mr.
Death.