Val Quotes

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Batman Forever:................................................. ............................................................ Wacko, is that a technal term?.................... I'll get take out.................... I've got to get you out of those clothes, and into a black dress, tell me doctor, do you like the circus?............. I think I'll leave you two alone. This goes way beyone taking you're work home doesn't it doctor?............... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- TheGhostandtheDarkness:........................................................................................... It was embarassing, the man showered me with praise............. Only that they fart through their mouths.............. It was not 5 feet away, from the three of you, and you couldn't even wound it!............. I am anxious to see Africa, but, it's only a place............ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gore Vidal's Billy the Kid:.................................................................................................... I'd run. I'd hide in the hills and then when I was good and ready, I would swoop down and take back what was mine. With intrest............ My daddy went his whole life without ever takin' a bath........... Tomorrow we gonna kill Sherrif Brady................. First I'm gonna eat and eat 'til I'm 'bout ready to burst, then I'm gonna see my gal................... Lookit that, all covered in pearl. I love things covered in pearl...................... You're a liar that's what you are you're a liar, you lied to me,you lied to me general that's what you are, why don't you just say it? You lied to me govenor, you lied, you're a liar, you're a liar, you ain't even a general, you're a liar govenor, say it, you lied to me govenor, why don't you just say it? You're a liar, in an egghole! You're a liar govenor, you're a liar, liar!!!.................. Wallace and Garret sittin in a tree! K-s-s-i-n-g!............. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Man Who Broke 1,000 Chains:.................................. .............................................................. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Island of Dr. Moreau:........................................ ............................................................. I wanna go to doggie heaven................ Yea, she's a pussycat............... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Murders in the Rue Morgue:................................... .............................................................. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Real Geinus:..................................................... .............................................................. Is it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort-of Sun God robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?............... ...Why do you keep going into our closet?...Of corse not, he's twice your size, your clothes would never fit him. Think befoer you ask these questions Mitch. 20 points higher than me, thinks a big guy like that can wear his clothes?........... There are plenty of decaffinated brands brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing............. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Real McCoy:.................................................. ............................................................ I'd be happy to call you my momma. If I were Pactric.......... What's not normal about flying to Reno with 2 million bucks?.......... Airplane, Boarding, Airplain, gotta get on the airplane........... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Saint:....................................................... .............................................................. And when the showers of pure light dance in her clear eyes, I see my angel for the first time know my purpous, feel my birth hear, at first faintly, then distinctly the sweet strains of our union our love heats up the cold universe and gives my tired desperate hope a reason and a season to be revealed we, purified by our kisses are eternally healed............. You don't put any stock in this Cold Fusion mumbo-jumbo do ya?...Oops................ She outran you? How humiliating............. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thunderheart:.................................................... .............................................................. I don't need to talk to the sand or listen to the wind to get answers............. Talk to the trees. Listen to the owl. He also said don't trust Mr. Magoo................ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tombstone:....................................................... ............................................................ I'm your huckelberry............... Oh I apolagize Johnny, I forgot you were there. You may go now................ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Top Gun:......................................................... .............................................................. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Top Secret:...................................................... ............................................................. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Willow:.......................................................... ............................................................. Oh I'm sorry, peck, peck, PECK PECK PECK PECK PECK.......... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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