Junk Box

Found in the Tashe Station Left Luggage Office courtesy of the Spacing Guild's shipping agents- wrong desert, guys...
"More kittens, Duane! Steak for dinner sometime, Boffo."~D, HL



"What sort of man was Duke Lotto Agamemnides? We may say he was a brave man, yet a man who knew the value of caution. We may say he was possessed of a highly refined sense of honor -- yet, like all leaders, he was no less capable of acts duplicitous and sleazy. We may say this, we may say that -- indeed, we may say anything we want. We may say, for example, that he was not a man at all, but rather a highly evolved bicycle. See? We may say just about anything."
- from House Agamemnides: Historical Perspectives and Worthless Digressions, by the Princess Serutan
From National Lampoon's DOON by Ellis Weiner (c) 1984


Song lyrics to make you smile:
By The Chenille Sisters
(Half of Bards- feel free to amend the spelling error in final two lines.)

Blowin' In the Wind (A Female Perspective)

How many roads must a man drive down
Before he admits that he's lost?
Why, when a man becomes married is he
Unable to find his own socks?

How many times will it take till he knows
He's seen The Three Stooges enough?
The answer, my friend, I cannot comprehend,
The answer I cannot comprehend...

How many shows can a man surf through
Before the remote burns out?
Why does he think that an intimate gift
Is a DustBuster Plus for the house?

How many sounds can a man's body make
Before he sleeps on the couch?
The answer, my friend, is take two asprin,
The answer is take two asprin...

Why, when we go for a romantic drive,
Do we end up at Builder's Square again?
How many nights will he leave the seat up
So I land in cold porcelain?

How men really feel is a mystery to me,
And probably a mystery to them.
The answer, Girlfriend, is driving me to gin.
The answer is dring me to gin.



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