Blowin' In the Wind (A Female Perspective)
How many roads must a man drive down
Before he admits that he's lost?
Why, when a man becomes married is he
Unable to find his own socks?
How many times will it take till he knows
He's seen The Three Stooges enough?
The answer, my friend, I cannot comprehend,
The answer I cannot comprehend...
How many shows can a man surf through
Before the remote burns out?
Why does he think that an intimate gift
Is a DustBuster Plus for the house?
How many sounds can a man's body make
Before he sleeps on the couch?
The answer, my friend, is take two asprin,
The answer is take two asprin...
Why, when we go for a romantic drive,
Do we end up at Builder's Square again?
How many nights will he leave the seat up
So I land in cold porcelain?
How men really feel is a mystery to me,
And probably a mystery to them.
The answer, Girlfriend, is driving me to gin.
The answer is dring me to gin.