You stare at the contraption in his hand as if it were made of some alien material. The shiny gold packet sits nestled in his palm is as bright as the suns on Tatoonine in the summer. Wait, maybe it is made of some alien material…better ask.
"What is it?" you ask, tilting your head to look at the tall Jedi.
"A condom," he answers, his eyes shining brightly in the moonlight. Around you, the sand shines in the moonlight.
You tilt your head to the side and squint at him. "A condom, Qui-Gon Jinn….I've never heard of such a thing…"
His eyes crinkle at the corners, a smile gracing his face. "Understandable, precious….these little packets come from Earth."
"Earth? That little backwater planet on the other side of the universe?" you shake your head incredulously.
"The same…" his voice is dark and foreboding. He flips the package over in his hand; you reach out and pick it up. Your negligee that you are wearing rides up and his eyes travel the distance of your leg uncovered. He had interrupted your Returning-Jedi-Welcome-Home-Bang-Until-You -Are-Breathless-And-Forget-Your-Name session with the appearance of this present. He had better tell you its purpose or just forget about it right this instant. And, if the bulge in his pants is any indication, he should have already forgotten about that little packet. "The person that gave it to me said that it was ribbed to increase 'her' pleasure."
"Her pleasure? Her who?" you ask, getting upset.
"I can only think that he was referring to my bonded, precious." His eyes flip it back over. "I say we give it a try."
Fine…all right…if it was suppose to increase your pleasure… "How does it work, Master Jedi?"
"I don't rightfully know," his eyes squint at the package. "It does say tear here." His large fingers, slightly trembling from sexual arousal tear at the package. The pieces of the shiny covering part to show a colorless piece of alien looking material…almost looks like dull satin. You both lean over his hand, staring at the thing.
"That is suppose to increase my pleasure? How? It looks like a noise maker." You say sarcastically.
The Jedi Master's eyebrow arches as he looks up at you. "Have I ever told you that sarcasm does you absolutely no justice? Give it a try, love."
You reach down and cup the large bulge in his pants that is just radiating heat. His eyes drift shut and he swallows convulsively. You take the opportunity to remove his leggings with the expertise that you have learned from the man in front of you. "I don't care what you do," you say as you peel the remaining layer of clothing from his glorious body. "So long as you are inside of me and screwing my brains out in exactly fifteen seconds."
His eyes spring open and he pegs you with a furious gaze. His eyes then turn to the piece of alien thing in his hand. The man had better hurry. The size and color of his erection will not allow him much leeway…you know that from experience…do not deny him sex at a time like this. He throws the packet to the ground and holds the material between two fingers.
"It looks like it is rolled…and if it is to increase your pleasure…it either has to go over my hands or my penis…and since I don't have the patience to use my hands…"
"And I have no need of your hands…I am wetter than I have ever been…hurry up…Qui…" you grit out, moaning.
"It must have to unroll over me some how…with the ribs out…"
He picks up the thing and places it against his cock. The creamy white of the condom looks weird against the bright red of his penis. He moves it around and then grips the small end with two fingers. With a shrug he looks to you. "That end looks a little small to fit over me…"
"Qui-Gon, my darling Jedi, a black hole looks too small to fit over you…hurry.." you urge.
With a gentleness that he possesses, he eases it along his length. You cluck your tongue and throw your hands out to push at the roll and ease it down his length. He groans at the contact of your hands and throws back his head. You push it down until the end of the roll nestles in his curls against his sac. His hips push forward for more contact.
You sigh as you realize that the material is encasing his organ perfectly and you sigh as you run your hands down his length again…yes…perfectly. And it has the added feeling of those raised areas…you just might enjoy this.
"Now…where were we?" he gasps out, as one of his large hands reaches out to grab the both of yours and restrains you.
You throw back your head to glare at him. "I believe you were going to screw my brains out. It has been a long time."
"Too long," he agrees and reaches down around your waist to lift you. His lips are on yours a moment later. They tug and pull at the tender skin, forcing your lips apart. The welcome home Jedi sex is usually the best sex around and this time will be even better, you have a feeling.
His lips are hot and demanding, as is his tongue as it pushes into your mouth, spreading your lips. The bed of clothes that you have made is too far away and you know he will not wait. One of his hands pulls at your silk covering, easing it up and over your skin and buttocks. His other hand cups your other thigh and pushes you up to be even with his face. Your hands tangle in his hair. This first time back is never slow. Thank the Gods!
The press of his organ is hot against your thigh…large and hot and…large…You pull at his locks, forcing his head backwards. He grunts and pulls your legs apart, his hands digging into your skin. With an expertise that always surprises you, he tilts his hips up and he sinks inside of you. You can feel him inch inside of you. Every inch…tightly wrapped this time.
His groan mingles in the air with yours as your head falls back too. The silk of your negligee runs against your hardened nipples, tightening them unbearably. You feel every inch, now raised with bumps.
"Oh gods!"
His grunt answers yours and his powerful hips crash against yours again…and yet again. You can feel the heightened pleasure as the ribs brush against the your sensitive spots. He takes you up the mountain of pleasure, climbing and climbing. Thrust after mighty thrust. Your head swings from side to side. The silk of your covering rubs against your already aroused nipples, tightening further. The cool air brushes your thighs. Hot and cold! Incredible! Again! Again! Your mind cries. Then, you rocket into the atmosphere, soaring with the birds, crying and weeping, only to face your Jedi lover and see his look of utter frustration.
"Ha…what…What is it?" you gasp, as his hips continue to crash into yours.
"This thing has decreased my sensation…." He gripes, continuing his thrusting. Usually, simply your orgasm sends him over the top.
"Soooo?" you groan as another wave crashes over you.
"I have…to…continue…" he grits his teeth.
"Ooohhhh." You sigh, wrapping your thighs tighter around his hips. He continues as wave after wave washes you and throws you aloft into the stratosphere.
Finally, some time later, you return to yourself and hear his shout of relief. His hips slow and he pulls out.
He and you look at the contraption still encasing his organ. His cock is still slightly engorged, still slightly aroused, but decreasing in size as you look at it. You can see his seed trapped within the material. He groans as he removes the wrapping from him. "Irritable thing." He comments. "I will never use that again… it took me twice as long as usual, and I could barely feel the friction."
You sigh as you look at him. To say the least, the sex was the best you have had in a long time. And the length of the episode was more than half of the pleasure. An idea strikes you. "Qui-Gon…it trapped your come."
"Yes…yes it did, my dove…" he answers, throwing it some distance from him.
"We would not have to worry about having a baby if we continued to use it. Imagine that…birth control and increases the woman's pleasure…the person that invented these must have been a genius."
His scowl would scare small children and animals to hiding places, but you simply laugh. You grab at his hand and pull him some distance down the shore. If Earth has these condoms, as they are called, in mass quantities, you will just have to get more.