Available Meds & Treatments
Nurse Darry's Medication for TPS and Thudding Control
- one king-sized bed
- three orders of room-service
- one pitcher of Stoli & Obi
Shake well and take by mouth (or whatever)
Repeat as necessary
Dr. Greensaber's Treatments for TMS and Sammich Dilemmas
Swallow one or all of the following:
- Jinn & Tonic
- Sloe Jinn
- Ny-Qui-l
- Jinn Fizz
For those needing a homeopathic cure, try Jinnsing
If that doesn't work, totally immerse yourself in Bathtub Jinn
Read this fic while soaking in tub
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