Little Vallie

Little Vallie is the littlest person I know, and is the only person classed as "leetle" on the Justin Little Scale. The first time I "met" her was when the Hollander Gang frantically tried to locate her when we found that "Brian's little sister is lost at some frat party.", which thankfully turned out to be a false alarm. However, although she is one of the gentlest people I know, she - like Brian - has a mischevious streak a mile wide.

This year, little Valerie was part of a small group designed specifically to neutralize me (a fact that little Katiek continues to deny) Not only did they throw in little Vallie and Laura, counting on the fact that I wouldn't have the heart to stomp over two of the littlest people in IV, they also threw in High Executive Member Sam, for a dose of Male Authority. Shake in a few members like Chris Dunkle, who has some ridiculous notion that girls are indeed equal to guys and deserve respect, and you have the perfect weapon. Everytime I play with the group, it's like punching water - it just kind of oozes around you hand. This group just seems to soak the abuse up. I'd be incredibly frustrated, but fortunately, little Katiek didn't anticipate me joining Elissa and Jon's group too, so I have fun wreaking havoc on their unprotected group.

For all her mildness, little Valerie is maybe the one person in IV that I talk the most to over e-mail. I've been informed that this is because she thinks that, "Justin is strange so we have to humor him!" so consequently she tends to write back to me the most. That's ok - I'll take e-mail any way I can get it - pity mail is fine! Unfortunately, she's been neglecting her stuffed animals lately and they tend to call me at odd hours of the night crying, but since we're good friends (and I like her animals!) I let it go.