The New... Stuff:

Recent Reviews of MovieKritic2000's

 

The Epinions:

A new addition onto the site, a good portion of the reviews in my archive can also be found at www.epinions.com. Its easy to become a critic! All you have to do is join! Now you can read each review as well as read the epinion, an abbbreviated version of the same.

Believe it or not, this is one of the NORMAL parts of the movie.

The Game: All right. I admit it. It isn't exactly a new review. But I figured that, since Fight Club just came out, my favorite of Fincher's Films (say that five times fast) should be put under a spotlight. Read the Review

Fight Club is so good you'll want a cigarette afterwards

Fight Club: Part one of a Fincher double-header. Its surreal. It's bizarre. Its a great way to spend two and a half hours. Read the Review. Read the epinion.

 

Bat Outta Guano!

Bats: Mystery Science Theatre 3000 may be dead, but its heart and soul can reside within each and every one of us. For proof, I offer the movie Bats, which serves no function aside from the insult. Read the Review. Read the Epinion.

Deceiver: As more and more movies try to trick us into thinking their good, even more movies try to surprise us out of the same old, same old. Deceiver is one such film. Read the Review. Read the epinion.

Eve's Bayou: "Memory is a selection of images, some elusive, other printed indelibly upon the brain. I was 10 years old when I killed my father." AND I ENDED UP WATCHING AN UNNFORGETTABLE MOVIE BECAUSE SHE DID. Read the Review.

Larry David -- Curb Your Enthusiasm: HBO's mockumentary about Larry David steals the This is Spinal Tap Best Mockumentary title. Read the review.

Les Miserables: The French novel by Victor Hugo is adapted American-style. This of course means that the result, as the French say, resembelent merde (like shit). Read the Review.

Rushmore shares its thoughts on conventional storytelling

Rushmore: A completely unconventional love story that makes you laugh and bow to its brilliance. Read the Review. Read the Epinion.

It's not bad... but it should be.

Double Jeopardy: It's really not as bad as it should be. Read the review. Read the epinion.

Hollywood was not content to leave the thumbscrews as the worst instument of torture of all time. Instead, it gave us RANDOM HEARTS.

Random Hearts: Hollywood just wasn't content to leave the thumbscrews as the worst instrument of torture of all time. Read the Review. Read the Epinion.

Grosse Pointe Blank: A fond look back at a great dark comedy. Read the Review. Read the Epinion.

Three Kings: The finest war dramedy since 1979's Apocalypse Now. Read the Review. Read the Epinion.

 

 

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