Yuffie V: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen. Last night we had a nice chat with Yuffie and Tifa, and tonight we have our main leading lady, Miss Aeris Gainsborough!! :)

Aeris walks out, becoming familiar with the routine. She smiles, waves, sits down and her and Yuff both wait for the applauding to minimize.

Aeris: I wouldn't call myself a leading lady, Miss Valentine! Tifa and Yuffie have about as many lines as I do. ^_^

Yuffie V: Yes, well... um... Welcome back, Aeris. ^_^' Do you mind me asking you to come down here all the time like this?

Aeris: No, Aeris Love thinks it's great publicity for the show! ^_^

Yuffie V: Cool, great! Aeris, on the show, and off as it seems, you are a very kind and sweet person, and everyone I've met would agree with me. Is there anything that would ever make you raise your voice or annoy you?

Aeris: Well... Uh... I honestly don't know. ^-^ Sorry! :)

Yuffie V: ^-^ I'm awaiting the upcoming episodes on "Just Another Sitcom" and I can't tell you how excited I am to see them! I never miss an episode. Do you think the show is too much of a spinoff from "Friends" or do you think in time it will develop its own sense of style? Do you think it will go far?

Aeris: Well, when it begun, it was really Friends with other names for the characters. But I think it's different enough already! ^_^ All kinds of stuff happens that wouldn't ever happen in Friends... I mean, talking tigers? A robot named Cait Sith? A foul-mouthed pilot? Imagine things like that in Friends! ^_^

Yuffie V: lol ^-^ How did you manage to get the lead female part on the show? What were the auditions like? Did you have to beat out a bunch of other girls?

Aeris: Oh, the room was full of girls in frilly pink, puffy, lacy dresses... I was in a mini-skirt, and a tight black T-shirt... I didn't look like a little five-year-old girl, I had a sense of humor, but I still was sweet and nice... I think that's why they picked me. ^_^

Yuffie V: Cool! Do you think the show will become more dramatic, more funny... what? :)

Aeris: Well, it can't be any more dramatic, since it's a sitcom. ^_^ Expect major laughs in the next season! *smiles*

Yuffie V: *giggles* As we all know, Aeris and Cloud are getting married. Will there be children? Any little Cloud Jr's.? ^_^

Aeris: You know, Aeris Love plans on no kids for Cloud and Aeris. But expect a child for someone else. ^_^

Yuffie V: *daydreaming* Ohh wouldn't it be cute if Vincent and Yuffie had a little baby? ^-^ Anyway, um... What about off the scene? Would you like if Cloud popped the question to you? It would be so romantic if he decided to do it on my show! Now that would definately boost the ratings! ^_~

Aeris: Hehe. I'd say yes, yes, yes! ^_^ But I hope he does it somewhere more private. ^_^

Yuffie V: I understand! =P So, before you met Cloud, were there ever any other romances? Is Cloud the perfect guy for you? Do you think you'll be together for a long time?

Aeris: I think we'll be together forever. @_@ I am so in love with him... ;) I briefly dated a man named Sephiroth, and I actually met Vincent Valentine on the blind date from hell... ;P Tifa fixed me up with him, and we went to this awful poetry reading... *shudders, giggling*

Yuffie V: I suppose Vincent was just meant to be with somebody else... *winks* We all know who! ^_^ Well, that's all for now. Thank you Aeris, and you will, I repeat, you WILL BE BACK!! ^_^ G'night!

Aeris: Thanks to you, Miss Valentine, and good night! *smiles at the audience*

~Fin~