Once again, at her desk, Yuffie is wrapped up in an Anime Monthly magazine when the director tells her it's time to air in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

Yuffie V: Hello, and welcome back to the show! *looks at the full-male audience and sweat-drops* Umm, by the looks of it, I guess tonight is when we have our female cast! ^_^' Let's meet them, shall we? Here they are, Miss Yuffie Kisaragi, Miss Aeris Gainsborough and Miss Tifa Lockheart!!

The guys all hoot and cheer and whistle as the girls walk nervously out and take their seats. They stare wide-eyed at the audience.

Yuffie V: Miss... none of you are married yet, or have I made a mistake in my script? *takes a closer look at her cue-cards*

Tifa: Miss Valentine, I'm married! I'm married to the wonderful, sweet Tseng!

Yuffie V: Ohhhh, well congrats, Tifa! Tseng is a wonderful person!! I just hope you don't make Elena jealous, heh. ¬_¬ So how does it feel to share an apartment in "Just Another Sitcom?" Do you three live together or close by off the scene? I'm sure you're all really good friends in real life, right?

Aeris: I used to share an apartment with Tifa, but now I have my own place. ^_- She was too much to take! =P Actually, she moved out, and went to live with Tseng!

Tifa: *chuckles* It was fun to live with Aeris... We used to watch TV all day, when we were unemployed... We'd read magazines, then stay up all night, watching the late night horror movies!

Yuffie: I live really close to Aeris, but pretty far away from Tifa...

Tifa: But we still manage to do all kinds of girly things... Shopping, to name one.

Yuffie V: Sounds like you girls have fun! ^_~ Tifa, you're new to this set, so I'll ask you the direct questions. What are your all-time favorite hobbies?

Tifa: Shopping! Shopping! Shopping! *grins* I also love singing, dancing, fashion... Anything! ^_^

Yuffie: Oh, don't forget shopping!

Tifa: *smacks her playfully*

Aeris: *giggles*

Yuffie V: lol... What kind of music and tv shows are you into?

Tifa: Believe it or not, I don't watch as much TV as I used to before I started on Just Another Sitcom... I don't have as much time. And I just love jazz! *smiles*

Yuffie V: Cool! Do you like being an actress? I think you're very good at it! :)

Tifa: Really?? Wow, thank you! *smiles* That's very sweet of you. I love acting!

Yuffie V: You're very skilled at your job. Maybe someday you'll star in a movie! So honestly, Tifa, how hot of a couple do you think Aeris and Cloud are in real life? Are they just as smoking as they are on the show? =P I don't mean to sound too forward...

Tifa: They are so steamy that I can barely breathe when they're both around! They are always around each other, I swear, when they met on the set, it was love at first sight!

Aeris: *sighs happily* It really was...

Yuffie V: Hahaha! I'll bet! :) What about Vincent and Yuffie? Don't you think they belong together? :) Sorry if I'm embarrassing you again, Yuffie.

Yuffie: Why is everyone so obsessed? *chuckles*

Tifa: Uh... *glances at Yuffie* I think they look very cute together. ^_^

Yuffie V: I agree! What are your personal interests, all three of you? What do you like in a guy? I'm sure our audience is dying to know!

Aeris: Well, my dream guy is sensitive, romantic, cute, sexy, charming, suave, intelligent, fun, humorous... Just like Cloud! ^-^

Tifa: Oh, he is *not*!

Aeris: *sticks her tongue out at Tifa*

Yuffie: My dream guy is smart, a hunk and rich. *smiles* No, but really, I want a smart guy, gorgeous, but not macho... Maybe a little bit quiet, I don't want someone who talks more than me... I dunno.

Tifa: My dream guy's my Tseng. ^_-

Yuffie V: Those are all very good descriptions! And Yuff, I know somebody with the initals V.V. who would suit you perfectly! ^_- Well, thank you girls for coming on my show, I enjoyed chatting with you, woman to woman... or something like that. ^_^' G'night, folks!

Aeris: *waves* It was great to be here again!

Tifa: Thanks for watching, guys! *waves to the audience*

Yuffie: Can we go home now? *grins, and makes a face at Yuffie V*

Yuffie V: You just better come back soon, girls!

~Fin~