Yuffie is reading her script when the director comes and informs her about the special guest tonight. She sighs, shakes her head, and slightly laughs, looking into the adoring audience.

Yuffie V: Well, it seems as though tonight, Mr. Cloud Strife will be reappearing again, thanks to all of you. =P So here he is, back by popular demand... Cloud!! Need I say more?

Cloud walks out, a bit surprised himself, and takes a seat. He can't help but laugh as he listens to all the girls screaming his name.

Cloud: I didn't know so many females populated the earth! *smiles and waves at the audience*

Yuffie V: Wow, Cloud! *giggles* Just what exactly is it that makes you so popular with all these girls? Don't be modest. ^_^

Cloud: You know, I think it's the hair. *grins* Aeris says it's just that I'm plain adorable, though...

Yuffie V: *smiles* You sure are, sweetheart! ^-^ I've been meaning to ask for sometime now... Aeris, Sephiroth and you have the most bizarre (in a cool way) hair I've ever seen! Is it a big secret on how you keep your hair in those adorable little spikes, or can you reveal your hair product to the public? Just exactly how much hairspray do you use? lol

Cloud: Uh... *grins* Well, Materia-Enhanched Loreal's Hair Spray will never fail ya! *runs his hand through his hair*

Yuffie V: Really? I'll have to see if my store carries any! This is what, your third time here? As Aeris Love would say: Eep! ^_^ I'm having trouble finding things to ask you! We may have to pry even further into your private life just to get something good out of this! Hope you don't mind.

Cloud: Not too much! Go right on ahead.

Yuffie V: Alright. I know that Aeris Love herself is a big fan of yours, probably your biggest one I've ever met! Do you feel honored by this?

Cloud: Of course! She's cute! *grins* Actually, she's was such a wonderful fan, that she decided to start the whole sitcom after she saw me on... I think it was Seinfeld, or Third Rock From the Sun... And I loved the idea. So, that's how it went! *grins*

Yuffie V: ^_^ That's great! Oh, and by the way, in case he hasn't got the hint, would you tell Vincent that I am his most absolute obsessed fan? If he's been receiving really weird anonymous love letters in the mail, you can guarantee they're from me! ^_~

Cloud: Yeah, either that, or from Yuffie K... =P Don't tell him I said so, but they have the most obvious secret relationship I've ever seen. ^_^

Yuffie V: Yeah, that's no kidding! But it's sweet the way they're trying so hard to keep it secret! :) So Cloud, do you plan on proposing to Aeris in real life? I think it's so sweet on the show that you two are getting hitched!

Cloud: I don't know if it's too soon to get married... Aeris and I haven't known each other as long in real life as we have on the show! It would be wonderful, though... I'd love to pop the question. I'd love to be hers forever.

Yuffie V: I'm sure she'll say yes, whenever and wherever you decide to ask. Well, Cloud, as much as our audience will hate it, it's time to wrap things up.

Cloud: I hate it too... Talk shows are my thing! *grins, and waves to the audience*

Yuffie V: Yes, you seem to be a natural on tv! Have a nice night! :)

Cloud: You too, Miss V!

Yuffie V: Thanks, I intend to! :)

~Fin~