Yuffie is once again at her desk, doing a crossword puzzle until it's time to start the show. She waits, re-reads the script once more, then smiles when the on-air light comes on.

Yuffie V: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! Wow, it seems like our audience gets bigger every night! ^_^ Tonight we are going to have a nice little chat with our favorite boys, Vince and Cloud! ^_~

Vincent and Cloud walk on stage, finding an audience full of screaming girls of all ages. They wave nervously and take a seat.

Cloud: Yikes!

Vincent: *fake crying* They love us! They really, really love us! *waves*

Yuffie V: Of course we love you!! It is sooo super great to have you both back! Tomorrow night I believe we will have the girls, Tifa, too! Maybe then the audience will be of a different gender. So, Cloud, Vincent... are you guys good buds off the show?

Cloud: The best!

Vincent: Yeah, we didn't know each other until we started working on the show, and then we just hit it off! We go out for drinks, we watch footbball games...

Yuffie V: Do you live together like on the show, or close by?

Cloud: We don't live together... But we do live nearby! A couple of blocks away...

Vincent: Something like that! '_'

Yuffie V: You guys sound like you have a nice friendship! :) So, Vince... Have any embarrassing secrets about Cloud in real life that you'd like to share? ^_~

Vincent: Ooh! *rubs his hands together*

Cloud: Don't you dare...

Vincent: Well, for Valentine's Day, Aeris got Cloud this huge pink teddy bear...

Cloud: Shut up, Vincent...

Vincent: He sleeps with it every night! *chuckles*

Cloud: The shame... *covers his face in his hands* It's only cause Aeris gave it to me!

Yuffie V: *giggles for a few minutes and finally stops, her eyes still watery* How about you, Cloud? Anything about Vincent you think the public should know about? I'm becoming a little suspicious on him and Yuffie... ¬_¬

Vincent: *jumping up slightly* There's nothing between me and Yuffie!!

Cloud: *shrugging* No... Nothing between you and Yuffie... But I'm pretty suspicious about these so called "recording sessions" you two seem to have a lot... PRIVATE recording sessions, might I add...

Vincent: I repeat: There's nothing between me and Yuffie!

Yuffie V: Rrrriiiiiggghhht, Vincent... ¬_¬ Sure there's not... Anyway, what's your favorite part about the show? Do you guys get anxious to rehearse new scripts and make new episodes, or does it get old after a while? How long do you think the show could possibly go on?

Cloud: I hope the show will go on forever... We love it when we get to go to new locations to film different scenes... We had tons of fon in Gold Saucer...

Vincent: We can't wait for next season's Costa del Sol episode! ^_^

Yuffie V: Yeah the Gold Saucer one was really cool! So have you guys ever had any other parts in movies/shows, etc... or is this your first time?

Cloud: Well, I've had very minor parts on a few TV shows... I appeared in the background in an episode of Seinfeld... Oh, and I had one line on Third Rock From the Sun, I played a waiter... This is my first big part!! ^_^

Vincent: Just Another Sitcom is my first acting job, though I might have a big part in an upcoming movie... Not telling anything yet, though!

Yuffie V: Ooh, if you are in a movie, I'll be sure to see it every day it's in the theater, no matter how little part you have! Well, before we wrap things up, are there any final comments?

Cloud: Well, yeah... I want to send all my love to Aeris, the sweetest girl in the whole world!

Vincent: >_<

Cloud: Keep watching, ladies and gents! *scans the crowd* Uh, just ladies, I guess. *grins*

Yuffie V: It was really great having you both on the show again, and I'm sure you'll be back very very soon, I just know it! :) Good night!

Vincent: Good night, Miss Valentine! *gives Yuffie V a kiss on the cheek*

Yuffie V faints right there on stage...

Cloud: *with an invisible remote control* Click!

~Fin~