Yuffie V: Welcome to our show, ladies and gentlemen. Tonight we only have one guest, and no, I'm sorry, it's not Cloud. :) Actually it's my heroine, Yuffie Kisaragi! Come on out, girl!

Yuffie walks out on stage, a little disappointed that not a million people showed up like they did for Cloud, but she sits down anyway.

Yuffie: Uh... *waves to a few of the men in the audience* Talk about a lousy turnout...

Yuffie V: Hey, we can't all be Cloud! Greetings, Yuffie. :) How are you this evening?

Yuffie: I'm doin' good!

Yuffie V: Great! :) You know, that's a very interesting, yet cute ^_^ , name, Yuffie. Is it Wutaiian or did your dad just make it up?

Yuffie: I looked it up in The Big Wutai Book of Baby Names book. It means "Candy Warrior". Weird, huh? ^_-

Yuffie V: Candy Warrior? Wow, that is soo cool! ^_^ Tell us a little bit about yourself, your past. What's it like being the daughter of Lord Godo? In a way that would make you the princess of Wutai. Do you like that idea?

Yuffie: Ew... I'm not a princess... Princesses wear pink dresses, and marry princes... I'm not a sissy princess!

Yuffie V: Hahahaha! ^_^ You know, last night I had a private interview with Cloud and Vincent, did you know about that?

Yuffie: No, I usually watch the interviews on TV, but that one was so late that I was already asleep.

Yuffie V: Oh, well, I finally got Vincent to admit something, can you guess what? =P

Yuffie: Oh, gawd...

Yuffie V: He told me you guys were going out! ^_^

Yuffie: HE'S DEAD!!

Yuffie V: Now don't kill the poor guy, I kinda forced it out of him.

Yuffie: Ok, ok... But I'm still mad at him...

Yuffie V: Please don't be. Why did you want your relationship to be secret?

Yuffie: Because we thought that so many people would laugh at the idea of us dating... Besides, I didn't want our love life and sex life to be published in tabloids across the world!

Yuffie V: Don't worry, Yuff, take it easy! I just wanted to know! ^_^ Vincent never told me, but how did you two meet in the first place? :)

Yuffie: Uh... *scratches her head* I guess it was on the set, just like Aeris and Cloud. We hated each other at first!! He was soooo serious, and I was like, crazy, but then we grew on each other, and by the Gold Saucer episode, we were having the secret relationship.

Yuffie V: Aww, isn't that sweet? ^_^ Well, thank you for coming and putting up with me again! I can't wait to have you back!!

Yuffie: Cool! ^_^

Yuffie V: Now we have another guest, Miss Tifa Lockheart!

Tifa walks out smiling, waving to the audience. She takes a seat next toYuffie.

Tifa: Yuff!

Yuffie: Hey, Tifa!

Yuffie V: Hello, Tifa. Welcome back for the 2nd time to the show! ^_^

Tifa: Thank you! It's a pleasure to be back.

Yuffie V: It's great to have you back. So, did you ever think you would become a character in a sitcom? :)

Tifa: I never thought that! I used to be a model for Kalm Fashions, when I was still living with Aeris. Then Aeris asked to audition for this sitcom with her, and they chose me! Even though I originally auditioned for Yuffie's part... You know, the parts originally didn't have names... Yuffie's part was named GIRL 2... Aeris was GIRL 1... But when we were cast, they put in our real names... It was weird. -_-

Yuffie V: Really? Interesting! Tell us a bit about your role in the show. According to your script, who is your newest romantic interest?

Tifa: Let me think... I get the feeling it was Tseng. :)

Yuffie: Wasn't it Rude?

Tifa: It wasn't Rude, I broke up with Rude in the third episode... Oh, that's right! I'm not with anyone currently.

Yuffie V: Any spoilers about upcoming episodes you'd like to share? ^_^

Tifa: Hrm... Let me think... Well, about Yuffie and Vincent... Ok, I'll tell you this much. Tifa and Vincent are gonna get romantically involved! But for a really short time. ;)

Yuffie: *is jealous*

Yuffie V: NOOOOO!!!!! *sobs for a while and calms down* So you're married to Tseng in real life? That's great! Tseng is a really cool guy. How did you meet?

Tifa: He's a photographer for Kalm Fashions! ^-^

Yuffie V: I can't remember, but does he also have a part on "Just Another Sitcom?" If not, will he be having one in the future?

Tifa: He appeared briefly in the Gold Saucer episode... He prefers being behind the cameras, taking pictures, instead of infront of them. He isn't an actor, like me! ^_-

Yuffie V: Well, the show is a big success so far. Is it getting ready to enter the next season soon?

Tifa: We enter the next season right after the wedding. Cloud and Aeris won't appear on the show for a whole episode, since they'll be on their honeymoon... In the show, of course. But Aeris Love said she might show a few shots of them at the Icicle Inn... Though I know they won't leave the bedroom! ^-^

Yuffie: ^-^

Yuffie V: =P What do you hope to do in the future? Continue acting?

Tifa: I'm just planning to take everything as it comes along. :) I don't have any lifetime plans. ^_^

Yuffie V: Ok then, that wraps things up! Thank you, Tifa and Yuffie, for coming back to my show. Good night and see you soon, ladies and gentlemen! ^_^

Tifa: *waving to the small crowd* Bye, guys! ^_^

Yuffie: I need a drink...

Yuffie V: *wipes her eyes, still crying over the bad news*

~Fin~