Yuffie Valentine is sitting at her desk, once again, her hands folded neatly in her lap. She's almost too excited to speak. She's already had everyone's fave couple, Aeris and Cloud, and now she's about to have her fave, too!

Yuffie V: *talking nervously* Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. Wasn't that a great interview last night with Aeris and Cloud? They were terrific! Now for another surprise, the other stars of "Just Another Sitcom," please welcome Vincent Valentine and Yuffie Kisaragi!! *nearly trips standing up to greet them because she's so excited!*

Vincent gives the audience his rare yet dangerously handsome smile, and Yuffie giggles as she takes a seat next to him.

Yuffie V: Vincent, I've got to say that I am probably your biggest fan in the whole entire world... besides the other Yuffie, of course. ^_~ Weird... anyone with the name of 'Yuffie' seems to adore you. Does this bother you at all?

Vincent: Well, anyone by the name of Yuffie is forced by nature to be adorable, so I don't mind at all! *grins* Actually, many people just seem to think that since we're a couple on the sitcom, we're also a couple in real life... So many rumors rushing around...

Yuffie: *smiling* Hey, I wouldn't mind being a couple with *baby-talk voice* someone as cutie-wootie as Vinnie!

Vincent: Stop, you're making me blush!

Yuffie V: *giggles* So Yuffie, do you mind if I took both of your names and put them together as my pen name? I'm sure your last name will eventually end up the same as mine! *wink*

Yuffie: Whoa, isn't that looking a little far down the road? Uh... *a little nervous* Not that we're even dating or anything...

Yuffie V: Umm, right. ^_^' So how do you guys enjoy working on Aeris Love's sitcom? Cloud and Aeris seem to enjoy it a lot, what about you?

Vincent: Oh, it's great! I used to be a lot more serious before I got on the show, and got into the character of the more romantic, more fun Vincent Valentine... Now I can't seem to get him out of my system, I've really become him!

Yuffie: Yuffie rules both on the show, and off the show. I love her character! *grins*

Yuffie V: So do I! :) Right now the show is in Season 1 and you guys are in the middle of a pretty big fight. It's becoming really sad! I hope you make up soon! ^_^

Vincent: Hehe, you'll just have to wait and see, won't you? Did you know that the actor who plays Rodney is actually my real brother, Victor? Isn't he great?

Yuffie: Cute, too. But *baby-talk* not as cute a Vinnie!

Yuffie V: I can't wait, I am dying for the next ep! Don't mind me asking, but are you guys romantically involved off of the show. If not, that's too bad. I strongly recommend you get together. Aeris and Cloud may be perfect for each other, but you two are so cute! ^_^

Vincent: Cute? I've never been described as cute before...

Yuffie: Yes you have, by me!

Vincent: *grinning* Oh, right...

Yuffie: We're not involved... *looking at Vincent* yet...

Vincent: Yeah... Yet. *they both grin a little nervously at Yuffie V*

Yuffie V: Hmm, I hope I'm not making you umcomfortable. What's it like working with the cast? Do all of you hang out after the show and do stuff together, is working on the set long hours each day enough to drive you insane? lol

Yuffie: I get so sick of the whole cast after a whole day of taping, that I never want to see them again! *giggles* I just love the whole cast, we do all kinds of things... There's a lot of waiting around when we tape episodes, so we play board games... We roller blade together... And after tapings, we go out to dinner! People get so excited when they see us all together, you know?

Vincent: We're even in a band together!

Yuffie and Vincent: The FF7 Band!!

Yuffie: I even have my own theme song, "Get Down!" It's so cool.

Yuffie V: Hey that sounds really cool, I'll have to check it out sometime, definately! :) What kinds of hobbies and interests do you take up?

Yuffie: Well, I roller blade... I sing... I dance... I read sometimes... But not much. I love watching TV!

Vincent: I read a lot... Mostly murder mysteries. I also paint portraits of people.

Yuffie V: There's nothing like a good mystery! ^_^ Well, I'm afraid that's all the time we have for now.

Yuffie: Aw, man!

Yuffie V: Hopefully we'll see you two again in another interview, maybe you'll be together in one with Aeris and Cloud. There are four chairs here, after all! ^_^ Well, I hope you enjoyed being here as much as I loved having you!

Yuffie V blushes one last time at Vincent, hoping the real Yuffie won't get jealous. =P

Yuffie V: Goodnight, ladies and gents, see you again tomorrow night! :)

~Fin~