Aboard a plane, an announcement by the captain was heard.

'This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you again aboard ABC Airlines flight 007 to London. We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic.'

'If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire. If you look out the windows on the port side, you will notice that one of the port wing has broken off.'

'If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with five people in it waving at you. That's me, the co-pilot and the three stewardesses. Surprised? Well, this is a recorded message. Thank you for flying with ABC Airlines, and please fly it again (if you have the chance, that is)!'