A magician had landed a comfortable job on a cruise ship. His act was rendered hilarious by his parrot wo would ridicule the magician after every trick, saying 'Big deal, the cards up his sleeve.' or 'He put the ball in a hidden floor, the big faker!' One night the ship began to sink and while confusion reigned, the magician was just barely able to get to a tiny life boat with his beloved parrot.

For two days the magician and parrot floated on the rough seas. Strangely, the parrot sat on the opposite end of the craft just staring at the magician. Finally, on the fourth day, the parrot screamed 'Okay, i give up....where the hell did you put the god damned boat!!'