Three scientists died in a car crash, and for their sins they went to hell. Down there, Satan received them and told them they were about to be swimming in the lake of fire and suffer for eternity. The three scientists were very afraid and one of them said, "Oh please almighty lord of the darkness, please give us another chance to live so we can do things right." Satan laughed and said, "Why in hell should I let you live again? Don't you get it? This is hell! You'll fry for what you've done."

Quickly, one of the scientists replied," Satan, we've been bad in our lives as men but as scientists we're the best and we've done so much for the world, please give us another chance." Satan then thought, "What the hell, let's give 'em a chance. I'll ask 'em something impossible so they have to stay here and while they try to look for the answer, I might be amused by their search."

So Satan said to the three men, "I'll let you go to earth one more time and if you bring me back something I cannot melt, I'll let you live." The three scientists looked at each other thinking, "Well, we might have a chance after all." So the first guy goes to earth as the other two awaited with Satan. He quickly travels to a small island in the pacific where the US had the best geologists in the nation studying the volcanic activity in that area. He gathered them and tells them about the chance he had been given and asks for their help. One of the geologists told him, "Sir, you've come to the right place, we've just found a special kind of rock formation which we haven't been able to find its melting point." They gave the man a sample of the rock and he went back into hell and gives it to Satan. Satan took the rock in his hands and with little or no trouble, managed to melt it.

The second scientist was almost peeing in his pants for what he had just witnessed, but went out to find something. He ran into some kind of Japanese textile secret labs and told his story to the men there hoping for some help. One Japanese guy told him, "Soooo, Mister, you've come to the right place 'ne', we have recently developed a new type of fabric, that's virtually impossible to melt!" They gave the guy the piece of fabric and he went back into hell and gives it to Satan. Satan laughs and with no trouble burns the fabric to a crisp.

The third scientist was really scared, he thought, "Well, there's no chance for me to go out there and find something this red hot horned devil can't melt." Just as he was about to tell Satan to fry him. He remembered what he had in his pocket. He reached into it and took out a small rounded green object and decided that he had to give it a shot. He handed it to Satan. Satan laughed and tried to melt it but nothing happened. He tried harder, but still nothing happened. Satan is so pissed off he summons all the dark powers of hell to help him melt the little green thing but again nothing happened. So, Satan all beat up and exhausted tells the third scientist that he'd just won back his soul, that he'll let him go back to earth and live again. However, Satan wanted the scientist to tell him what this little green thing was that even he couldn't melt. The scientist gave a wide toothful grin and told him that the little green round thing is .......................














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