The Harvest

(Interesting Quotes courtesy of http://www.swlink.net/~casper/buffy.htm)

Xander: Okay, this is where I have a problem. See, because we're talking about vampires. We're having a *talk* with vampires in it.

Buffy: No. No, th-those weren't vampires, those were just guys in thunder need of a facial. Or maybe they had rabies. It could have been rabies. A-and that guy turning to dust? Just a trick of light. That's exactly what I said the first time I saw a vampire. Well, after I was done with the screaming part.

Willow: Oh, I, I need to sit down.
Buffy: You are sitting down.
Willow: Oh. Good for me.

Master: I'm your... faithful dog. You bring me scraps.

Master: My ascension is almost at hand. Pray that when it comes... I'm in a better mood.

Buffy: I looked around, but soon's they got clear of the graveyard, they could have just, foom!
Xander: They can fly?
Buffy: They can drive.

Giles: So, all the city plans are just, uh, open to the public?
Willow: Um, well, i-in a way. I sort of stumbled onto them when I accidentally decrypted the city council's security system.
Xander: Someone's been naughty.

Giles: Well, then help me. I've been researching this Harvest affair. It seems to be some sort of pre-ordained massacre. Rivers of blood, Hell on Earth, quite charmless. I'm a bit fuzzy, however, on the details. It may be that you can wrest some information from that dread machine.
Giles: That was a bit, um, British, wasn't it?
Buffy: Welcome to the New World.

Xander: This is just too much. I mean, yesterday my life's like, 'Oh, oh, pop quiz'. Today it's 'Rain of the Toads'.
Willow: I know. And everyone else thinks it's just a normal day.
Xander: Nobody knows. It's like we've got this big secret.
Willow: We do. That's what a secret is, when you know something other guys don't.

Buffy: I don't suppose you've got a key on you?
Angel: They really don't like me dropping in.
Buffy: Why not?
Angel: They really don't like me.
Buffy: How could that possibly be?
Angel: I knew you'd figure out this entryway sooner or later. Actually, I thought it was gonna be a *little* sooner

Angel: Don't... go down there.
Buffy: Deal with my going.
Angel: You shouldn't be putting yourself at risk. Tonight is the Harvest. Unless you can prevent it the Master walks.
Buffy: Well, if this Harvest thing is such a suckfest why don't you stop it?
Angel: 'Cause I'm afraid.

Buffy: I've got a friend down there. Or at least a potential friend. Do you know what it's like to have a friend?
Buffy: That wasn't supposed to be a stumper.

Xander: You've done some beheading in your time?
Buffy: Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife...

Xander: I don't like vampires. I'm gonna take a stand and say they're not good.

Buffy: So, Giles! Got anything that can make this day any worse?
Giles: How about the end of the world?
Buffy: Knew I could count on you.

Cordelia: ….. It's like when I go shopping. I have to have the most expensive thing. Not because it's expensive, but because it costs more.

Buffy: There's something you forgot about, too. Sunrise!
Buffy: It's in about nine hours, moron!

Buffy: Well, we averted the apocalypse. I give us points for that.

Buffy: Well, I gotta look on the bright side. Maybe I can still get kicked out of school!
Xander: Oh, yeah, that's a plan. 'Cause lots of schools are not hellmouths.
Willow: Maybe you could blow something up. They're really strict about that.
Buffy: I was thinking of a more subtle approach, y'know, like excessive not studying.
Giles: The Earth is doomed!